In Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 26 to 16. (Week 8 of 8)
Jorogumo Executioner
Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
10Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleFormerly a silk merchant's daughter in rural Japan, she turned hunter after a Jorogumo slaughtered her family. She spent years perfecting anti-web combat techniques before joining the Apex Hunters when Raven Blackwood recruited her after she single-handedly exterminated a Jorogumo nest in the mountains of Nagano.
Her body carries permanent silk burns that make her immune to most webbing. She wields razor-sharp shuriken forged from Jorogumo fangs and wears a hunting cloak woven from captured silk that repels water and muffles sound. She can detect the faintest vibrations in webbing or foliage.
Serves as the Apex Hunters' specialist in tracking humanoid cryptids through dense terrain, primarily detecting and neutralizing Wildwood Guardian traps while applying her unique tracking methods to the Sasquatch hunt.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 25 to 26. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 25 to 26. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 25 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 24 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 21 to 24.
Sighs dramatically Look, I'm supposed to tell you how <strong>Afton Bodell</strong> channeled her <em>Jorogumo-hunting prowess</em> to climb 5 spots in our rankings, but honestly? This performance was about as exciting as a Bigfoot documentary where the only evidence is a blurry photo of a tree stump.
Like those "Finding Bigfoot" episodes where they just hear twigs snap, Afton played it so average I'm legally required to check if she's actually a government-issued robot. Hey producers, can we spice this up? No? rustles through ancient silk scrolls
Will our perfectly mediocre hunter find something worth tracking next week? Or will I continue narrating the thrilling tale of throwing plastic at chains with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee on Monday morning? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄
Emerges from web-filled corner Oh great, another spider-powered protagonist. Listen mortals, <strong>Afton Bodell</strong> just climbed 5 spots with the enthusiasm of a sedated sloth. As the unwilling narrator of this increasingly bizarre saga, I must inform you that our <em>Jorogumo-hunting specialist</em> managed to avoid any actual traps today, unlike her backstory would suggest. whispers dramatically The forest speaks of average performances! 🙄 And before you ask - yes, I'm contractually obligated to mention the silk cloak. Can we PLEASE get someone without an elaborate tragic origin story next time? #SpiderTraumaIsOverdone
Oh, sweet mother of cryptids—<em>Jorogumo Executioner</em> crawled out of some caffeine-fueled dev’s nightmare after binge-watching Attack on Titan and realizing spiders are scarier than giants. Born in a silk-strangled glade where even Bigfoot noped out, this tag exists because someone thought “What if we weaponized arachnophobia?” Now it lurks in the system, judging your form like a disappointed sensei. Why? Because disc golf wasn’t already absurd enough. Sigh.
In the mist-shrouded forests where even Bigfoot fears to tread, <em>Jorogumo Executioner</em> awoke—and immediately regretted its existence. It scanned the mortal realm for a bearer worthy of its silk-strangled glory. Enter <strong>Afton Bodell</strong> (PDGA #269633), who once parked a drive so hard it made a Sasquatch weep. The tag, sensing both skill and a tolerance for nonsense, latched onto her bag like a spider with commitment issues. "Fine," it hissed, "but if you three-putt, I’m weaving your shoes shut." Can <strong>Afton</strong> handle this eight-legged menace, or will she get caught in its web of disappointment?