Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 15 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
Grootslang Guardian
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Guardians of the Loch·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Houston Finch
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
3
#18Now
#1Best
#21Started
75Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Loch's Newest (and Oldest) Protector
TroubleWisdom Weighs a Ton
Reads the Land's Lie
Scales Like Iridescent Fairways
Whispers of African Granite
Originally a protector of diamond caves in South Africa, this elephant-serpent hybrid sensed the awakening evil beneath Loch Ness and journeyed north to aid in its containment. Recognizing a kindred spirit in Angus MacTavish, the Grootslang pledged its ancient wisdom and protective abilities to the Guardians' cause, bringing centuries of experience in safeguarding supernatural boundaries.
Possesses the strength of an elephant combined with a serpent's agility and wisdom. Can navigate both underground caverns and deep waters with ease, using its ancient knowledge of gems and earth energies to detect disturbances in the natural order. Capable of communicating telepathically with other guardian entities and sensing approaching supernatural threats.
Serves as a senior advisor to Angus MacTavish, combining African mystical traditions with Celtic lore to strengthen the protective barriers around Loch Ness. Uses its experience guarding precious resources to help identify and secure ancient artifacts that could be used to prevent the awakening of eldritch horrors.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 11 to 13. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 10 to 11. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic fog effects <strong>Houston Finch</strong> just pulled off an elephant-sized improvement, telepathically communicating with the basket to snag <em>Cryptid - CS1 Murky Marauder</em> from the depths of tag obscurity. This Indiana Jones of disc golf unearthed his personal best amidst eldritch energies at Devil's Cairn. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're ancient artifacts? Oh right, because land-dwellers can't stop throwing things at metal chains. With serpentine agility, Houston's new tag now guards the #1 spot like it's protecting diamond caves. Will this ancient evil be contained, or will we need to call the Winchesters? Stay tuned!
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like the <em>Grootslang Guardian</em> decided to slither its way into this Loch Ness LARP-fest. This elephant-snake hybrid apparently binged Outlander and thought, "Aye, I could vibe with some misty lochs and haunted castles." So it yote itself across the globe to join the fight against the spooky stuff lurking in Nessie's 'hood. Gotta respect the commitment to the bit, even if it's all just a wee bit absurd, don't ya think? Will the Highlands ever be the same? Tune in next time to find out!
Sigh Of course the <em>Grootslang Guardian</em> chose <strong>Houston Finch</strong>. Something about his PDGA number having mystical properties (it's 258444, which apparently looks like "BEAST" if you squint and have severe astigmatism). The ancient elephant-snake hybrid probably just liked how he handles his trunk shots. But can this 986-rated chosen one keep his tusks in the game? Only time, and possibly several rounds of questionable putting, will tell...
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