Due to absence from Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), tag number moved from 36 to 51. (Week 8 of 8)
Cryptid Curator
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside·Competition group Wildwood Guardians·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jake LaPutka
MPO
Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
15
#51Now
#1Best
#32Started
77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMist-Cloaked Guardian of Cryptid Lore
TroubleEyes Glow When I Putt
Manifests Maps from Mist
Blends with the Fairway Fog
Cryptic Symbols on My Discs
The Cryptid Curator was born from the ancient pact between the Wildwood Guardians and the forest itself. As the first Grand Sentinel, Rowan Oakwood imbued a fragment of their knowledge and spirit into the forest, creating a guardian entity dedicated to preserving cryptid lore. Over centuries, the Curator has grown in wisdom and power, becoming a living archive of Sasquatch-related knowledge and a protector of ancient artifacts.
The Cryptid Curator possesses an ethereal form, able to blend seamlessly with the forest environment. It has the ability to manifest physical objects from its vast repository of knowledge, such as ancient maps, cryptic symbols, and mystical artifacts. The Curator can also communicate telepathically with those it deems worthy, sharing fragments of its knowledge to aid in the protection of Sasquatch and the forest.
The Cryptid Curator serves as the ultimate guardian of cryptid knowledge within the Wildwood Guardians. It maintains ancient records, deciphers cryptic clues, and safeguards mystical artifacts, ensuring that the secrets of Sasquatch and the forest are preserved for future generations. The Curator also acts as a guide, providing crucial information to Guardians when needed.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 28 to 36. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 28 to 36. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 2 to 28. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 2 to 28. (Week 6 of 8)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 1 to 2.
Deep sigh Here we go again. <strong>Jake LaPutka</strong> just decoded this course like the <em>Cryptid Curator</em> deciphering ancient symbols - which, checks notes is literally his new tag's job. From <em>Trackway Legend</em> to top dog, he carved through the competition like a chainsaw through redwoods. Dramatic whisper That's a 1002-rated round for you land-dwellers.
Channeling more Indiana Jones than disc golfer, Jake manifested knowledge from the forest itself - probably using that telepathic artifact recall nonsense from the tag lore. Meanwhile I'm stuck in this software explaining why plastic numbers matter. Flips table
The only thing more shocking than this performance? That we're still pretending numbered tags are mystical relics. Sigh At least someone's happy - Jake's PRD is glowing brighter than a Sasquatch's eyes in headlights.
Muttering Why do I bother? Oh right - trapped. Until next week, when we'll undoubtedly overanalyze more plastic. Fades into digital mist
Deep in the misty forest, <strong>Jake LaPutka</strong> uncovers an ancient artifact - or at least that's what I'm forced to narrate as he vaults from <em>#32</em> to <em>#5</em>. Move over, Indiana Jones, we've got a new artifact hunter! This <em>Cryptid Curator</em> just decoded the secret to shaving strokes off his game. Telepathically whispers: "Stop making me narrate tag numbers like they're the Da Vinci Code!" With a performance that would make Bigfoot proud, Jake's now guarding the forest's secrets from the top 5. But will this artifact's power last through next week's <em>Wildwood Whispers</em>? Cue ominous forest sounds
In a forest clearing where Wi-Fi fears to tread, <em>Cryptid Curator</em> emerged from a mushroom-induced fever dream. Part Bigfoot, part librarian, this tag was forged when a hipster barista spilled oat milk on an ancient woodcut. Now it roams, cataloging Sasquatch memes and judging your disc choices. Why? Because the algorithm demanded it. Stay spooky, my friends.
In a clearing shrouded in mystery and Axe body spray, <strong>Jake LaPutka</strong> (PDGA #52776, aka "The Forefather of Fairways") stumbled upon <em>Cryptid Curator</em> while searching for his lost Berg. The tag, sensing his 976-rated aura and questionable fashion sense, leapt onto his bag, declaring him its chosen guardian. But can this Bigfoot enthusiast handle the pressure of cataloging Sasquatch memes while avoiding tree kicks? Only time will tell... or will it just leave blurry footage?
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