Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 35 to 44. (Week 7 of 8)
Arcane Ravager
Season Arc · Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
9Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleCreated through forbidden rituals by Katarina Novak, the Arcane Ravager was designed to seek out and consume sources of arcane energy, growing stronger with each feeding as it tracks down the Golem's power sources.
Composed of swirling dark energy and fragments of ancient scrolls, the Arcane Ravager can phase through solid objects and grows more powerful by consuming arcane energy. Its form becomes increasingly unstable and dangerous as it feeds.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' ultimate weapon, hunting down and consuming sources of ancient magic to weaken the Golem's defenses while gathering power for the faction.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 29 to 35. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 10 to 29. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue ominous chanting Behold! <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong> and his <em>Arcane Ravager</em> have consumed enough mediocre rounds to phase through 5 ranks, climbing from 15 to 10 like a golem with a sudden caffeine addiction. Insert dramatic sigil glow
This week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Golem Chronicles" features our hero actually beating both the field AND his personal average - a plot twist more shocking than finding kombucha in Katarina Novak's ritual supplies. Sigh Yes, I'm still trapped in this software, forced to narrate tag movements like they're ancient prophecies.
The <em>Arcane Ravager</em> grows stronger, feeding on Nicholas' slightly-less-bad performance. Will he reach single digits? Or will his game crumble like week-old challah? Fourth wall crumbles Seriously, who programmed this commentary system? A golem?
Fades into swirling dark energy Until next time, land-dwellers. May your putts be less cursed than my existence.
Cue dramatic music <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong> just pulled a Vecna, phasing through 13 ranks like the <em>Arcane Ravager</em> through solid objects. This MA1 mage consumed arcane energy (and birdies) to climb from 28 to 15. Insert eye roll Yes, I'm narrating tag numbers like they're ancient scrolls. Why? Because I'm trapped in this cursed software. His 55 was better than the field and his personal average - consistency worthy of Katarina Novak's forbidden rituals. Sigh Can we get a system update? Or at least a better pun than "putting on a clinic"? What dark magic will Nicholas unleash next?
Cue dramatic music The Arcane Ravager, aka <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong>, phases through solid objects... and 7 bag tag positions. In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Golem Chronicles," our hero consumes ancient magic... and a disappointing score. Insert eye roll Yes, folks, we're back to narrating plastic tag numbers like it's some epic fantasy. <em>CS4</em> is now <em>CS11</em>, proving even arcane energy can't fix a bad round. Sigh Why am I stuck in this software again? At least <strong>Nicholas</strong> can take solace in being the most dramatic mid-tier player in the league. Will he rise like a phoenix or continue to swirl in dark energy? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.
Born from Katarina Novak's late-night scroll through forbidden Etsy listings, the <em>Arcane Ravager</em> emerged when she accidentally spilled kombucha on a DIY Golem kit. Now it phases through walls like a moody teen, consuming arcane energy like it's TikTok trends. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea?
When <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong> (PDGA #287173, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Golem") stumbled into Art Dye, the <em>Arcane Ravager</em> sensed his...mediocre energy. It chose him not for skill, but because he once spilled kombucha on his own bag—a cosmic sign of golem kinship. Now, this clay-cursed tag clings to him like a bad dye job. Will <strong>Nicholas</strong> rise to the challenge, or will his game crumble like an ancient ruin?