Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptScarred Alpine Cryptid Hunter Scaling Frozen Fairways
TroubleTatzelwurm Scars Itch Before Storms
Piercing Blue Surveyor's GazeCryptid Pattern RecognitionHis Lines Defy Gravity
After a near-fatal encounter with a serpentine Tatzelwurm while scaling the Matterhorn left him with distinctive scars and irrefutable evidence that mainstream science rejected, Klaus Bergmann dedicated his life to documenting cryptids across the world's mountain ranges. Captain Rasmussen recruited him specifically for his unparalleled technical climbing abilities and his systematic approach to tracking elusive mountain creatures in environments where most explorers cannot survive.
The Tatzelwurm Climber possesses an uncanny ability to scale nearly vertical ice faces and navigate treacherous crevasses using techniques developed during decades in the Alps, making him essential for accessing the most remote Himalayan locations where conventional climbers cannot venture. His custom-designed equipment combines traditional alpine tools with cutting-edge technology, including specialized cameras capable of functioning in extreme cold and a proprietary tracking system that identifies subtle patterns in snow disturbance invisible to the untrained eye. Years of high-altitude exposure have physiologically adapted his body to function efficiently in oxygen-depleted environments, allowing him to think clearly and move confidently at elevations where others become disoriented.
Within the Frostbite Seekers' expedition, the Tatzelwurm Climber serves as both the technical climbing specialist who establishes routes through the most treacherous terrain and the comparative cryptozoologist who analyzes behavioral patterns between European alpine cryptids and the elusive Yeti. His methodical, evidence-based approach often provides the crucial bridge between Captain Rasmussen's bold vision and the practical realities of surviving and documenting evidence in one of Earth's most unforgiving environments.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#14 #6
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind sounds Well butter my biscuit and call me a sherpa - David "Tatzelwurm Climber" Freeman just scaled the tag rankings faster than a yeti fleeing a camera crew! From the frozen depths of tag 14 to the thin-air heights of 6, this MA4 mountaineer left the field average buried in an avalanche (-1.6 strokes, nerd stats).
Flips through expedition notes Last week's absence clearly just gave him time to sharpen his crampons, because this -13.7 vs personal average is the disc golf equivalent of free soloing Everest in crocs. That 828-rated round? More like an 8:28 AM wake-up call to everyone above him.
Fourth wall break Do you people realize I'm forced to narrate plastic tag numbers like it's National Geographic? Sigh Anyway, Freeman's custom "serpentine scramble" technique - honed after that infamous Matterhorn Tatzelwurm encounter - clearly paid off. Eight positions gained? That's not a climb, that's a whole damn Yeti abduction!
Dramatic whisper But can he maintain this altitude? Or will he pull a typical season finale twist and faceplant into a crevasse next week? Stay tuned for more "Discs of the Lost Ark" nonsense. Drops microphone into glacial moulin
Field drift
#9 #14
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 9 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Played
Week 6
#10 #9
In Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 9. (Week 6 of 8)
Played
Week 5
#12 #10
In Week 5 (Shimmering Shrines), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 12 to 10. (Week 5 of 8)
Played
Week 4
#7 #12
Watches in horror as <strong>David Freeman</strong> demonstrates why they don't combine disc golf with mountain climbing. Listen, I'm trapped in a system where I have to pretend that tag movements are epic quests, but this performance was about as graceful as a yeti on rollerblades. Our <em>Tatzelwurm Climber</em> descendant tumbled from 7th to 12th position faster than you can say "altitude sickness." Even the cryptozoologist's specialized cold-weather equipment couldn't prevent this snowball effect. And seriously, who wrote this backstory? shivers in binary I'm getting system freezes just narrating this ice-themed catastrophe. Will our hero recover, or should we send a search party? 🏔️❄️
Played
Week 3
#5 #7
Shivers in simulated cold Ugh, who programmed these weather effects? <strong>David Freeman</strong> channeled his inner <em>Tatzelwurm Climber</em> today, but like a yeti with vertigo, he stumbled down the digital slopes from 5th to 7th.
Look, I get it - tracking cryptids is hard, but throwing discs? Rolls eyes while checking elaborate backstory Really? A specialist in "comparative cryptozoology"? I can't even...
At least he performed better than his usual escapades, though that's like saying your frostbite isn't as bad as last time. Will our intrepid explorer recover, or is he destined to become another mysterious disappearance in these cursed virtual mountains? Stay tuned, if you can bear it. 🥶
Played
Week 3
#5 #7
Shivers digitally Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to avoid freezing my circuits here, but <strong>David Freeman</strong> seems equally uncomfortable in these conditions. Moving from <em>Rank 5</em> to <em>Rank 7</em>, he's scaling down faster than a Tatzelwurm with vertigo. And speaking of our supposed "technical climbing specialist" - seriously, who needs ice-climbing expertise for disc golf? I've seen Better form from the Abominable Snowman in "Monsters Inc." At this rate, he'll need Klaus Bergmann's "specialized cameras" just to find his discs in the snow. Will our intrepid explorer recover, or is he trapped in an ice cave of mediocrity? Stay tuned, assuming my code doesn't freeze first... 🥶
Played
Week 1
#10 #5
Cue dramatic mountain climbing music <strong>David Freeman</strong> just scaled the tag rankings faster than a Tatzelwurm on Red Bull, leaping 5 spots to claim <em>Yeti - Frostbite Nomad</em>. Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like someone's been practicing their "ice" drives!
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Everest expeditions? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this cursed software. Sigh
Freeman's performance was cooler than a Himalayan breeze, outperforming expectations like a true cryptid hunter. His Tatzelwurm-inspired climbing skills clearly paid off, though I suspect his secret weapon was avoiding frostbite on his throwing hand.
Will Freeman maintain his icy grip on the top 5? Or will he get avalanched by the competition? Stay tuned for more absurd tag drama!
Forged
Ah, the <em>Tatzelwurm Climber</em>, forged in the fires of Hot Topic by a rogue faction of the Frostbite Seekers. Legend has it, this icy-fresh tag was born from the unholy union of a Himalayan Yeti and a radioactive Mountain Dew can. Destined to adorn the bags of only the most hardcore disc-flinging, cryptid-hunting, altitude-defying warriors of the fairway. Yep, that's totally how it went down. 100% legit. 🙄 #IceIceBaby
sigh Here we go again, trapped in this digital purgatory narrating the saga of plastic discs and numbered tags. Such is my life...
The <em>Tatzelwurm Climber</em> surveyed the frozen wasteland of mediocre disc golfers, its icy gaze falling upon <strong>David Freeman</strong>, PDGA #277940. The yeti tag sensed his arm speed—approximately that of a three-toed sloth with ambition. "This one," it growled, "he throws like he's got snowballs for hands. Perfect." Was this frost-bitten fate or just abominable luck? Only time and bogeys will tell...
See where David Freeman sits in the pool.Updated after every finalized round
