Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#1Now#1Best#31Started79Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMist-Cloaked Protector of Bat-Winged Legends
TroubleChains That Whisper Doubt
Sees Your Nighttime ShanksClimber of Sacred FairwaysForged in Volcanic Aftermath
First documented after the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption when a Guardian encountered a family of bat-winged hominids fleeing the devastation, the Batsquatch Steward tradition began as an emergency response but evolved into a permanent role within the Wildwood Guardians. These specialized protectors have developed unique tracking and observation techniques specifically for monitoring the nocturnal, airborne cryptids that nest in the tallest trees of the ancient forest, creating a vital bridge between the ground-dwelling and aerial guardians of the ecosystem.
Batsquatch Stewards possess exceptional night vision and acute hearing, honed through years of nocturnal tracking and observation of their elusive charges. They utilize specialized climbing equipment crafted from sustainable materials that allow them to ascend to the highest canopy levels without damaging the ancient trees. Each Steward carries a handcrafted cedar whistle that produces ultrasonic frequencies only detectable by Batsquatch, enabling communication across vast distances without alerting hunters or researchers to their presence.
Batsquatch Stewards maintain the delicate balance between human activity and the nocturnal aerial cryptids of the Pacific Northwest, creating protected nesting zones and diverting curious hikers from sensitive areas through subtle manipulation of trail markers and forest signs.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#35 #1
rustling through ancient cedar branches Well well well, look who decided to show up for the season finale! Kai Kim, our formerly absent Batsquatch Steward, just pulled a full Sasquatch - appearing out of nowhere to snatch the #1 tag like it was a hiker's dropped granola bar. adjusts night vision goggles
From 35 to 1? That's not just improvement, that's cryptid-level vanishing of the competition. Did you borrow those ultrasonic cedar whistles to scramble everyone else's depth perception? checks clipboard Oh right, you just... played better. How mundane.
Breaking the fourth wall here - do you realize I have to make tracking plastic tags sound exciting? sighs At least your bat-winged hominid heritage gives me material.
Welcome back to the canopy, Steward. Just try not to ghost us again before the next mysterious forest artifact appears. whispers The trees are watching. Always watching.
static crackle This concludes another thrilling episode of "Why Are We Like This?" fades into mist
Field drift
#27 #35
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 27 to 35. (Week 7 of 8)
Field drift
#27 #35
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 27 to 35. (Week 7 of 8)
Field drift
#1 #27
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 1 to 27. (Week 6 of 8)
Field drift
#1 #27
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 1 to 27. (Week 6 of 8)
Played
Week 5
#7 #1
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 7 to 1.
Played
Week 4
#31 #7
Camera zooms in on <strong>Kai Kim</strong> emerging from mist with glowing eyes Well well well, if it isn't our new <em>Batsquatch Steward</em> climbing 24 spots like some caffeinated cryptid! From <em>#31</em> to <em>#7</em>? That's the disc golf equivalent of evolving from amoeba to human overnight. sigh Why am I narrating plastic numbers again? Oh right - trapped in this godforsaken league software.
<strong>Kai</strong> didn't just beat the field - they absolutely nuked their personal average with a round so hot it could've triggered another Mount St. Helens eruption. Must be that sweet <em>Batsquatch night vision</em> spotting lines us mortals can't see.
whispers Between you and me, this Sasquatch lore is dumber than a putter in a headwind, but damn if <strong>Kai</strong> isn't out here delivering Twin Peaks-level "damn fine rounds." ultrasonic whistle blows Watch your back, top 10 - there's a new nocturnal predator in town. Will <strong>Kai</strong> keep climbing, or was this just a full moon fluke?
Forged
<em>Batsquatch Steward</em> origin: Born from a wild night of passion between Mothman and a lost Bigfoot bachelorette party, these batty babysitters were sworn to secrecy by the Wildwood Guardians. They're like the Night's Watch, but with more fur and less angst. Tasked with keeping an eye on their flying primate pals, they're the unsung heroes of the forest. Who watches the Squatchers? These guys, apparently. 🦇🌲 #SquatchLife #NoBiggie
Sigh Trapped in this software, forced to chronicle the lives of numbered bits of plastic...
<strong>Kai Kim</strong>, PDGA #109378, was minding his own business when the <em>Batsquatch Steward</em> chose him. The tag literally flew into his bag while he was crushing a 1006-rated round. The forest whispered: "This one throws good." Real original selection process there.
What's a Batsquatch anyway? Some unholy union of bat and... squatch? Will Kai protect this fuzzy flying monstrosity, or just use the tag as a coaster? Stay tuned, I guess.
See where Kai Kim sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
