Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptObsidian Phoenix Energy Nullifier
TroubleYour Birdies Annoy Me
Pulsing Dark Energy PatternsAdaptive Nullification FrequencyCrystalline Orbiting Nodes
Created through a combination of ancient knowledge and advanced technology, the Phoenix-CSX4 Nullifier emerged from the Obsidian Sentinels' decades-long research into countering Phoenix energy. It represents the fourth generation of their containment systems, incorporating lessons learned from previous failures and refined through countless encounters with Phoenix manifestations.
The Nullifier possesses an array of energy-dampening fields that can temporarily suppress Phoenix-related phenomena. Its core contains specialized crystals that absorb and store Phoenix energy, preventing it from catalyzing the rebirth process. The entity can adapt its nullification frequency to counter different aspects of Phoenix power, making it particularly effective during critical phases of the renewal cycle.
Serves as the Obsidian Sentinels' primary tactical asset in preventing Phoenix energy accumulation at sacred sites. Deployed specifically during Episode 4's Crucible's Call to prevent the creation of the sacred talisman.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#8 #2
Dramatic slow clap Well well well, if it isn't Joseph "Icarus Should've Taken Notes" Cottongim, rising from the ashes of Week 7's absence like a discount Phoenix at a Black Friday sale. Fiery whoosh Your tag's gone from 8 to 2 faster than a rookie's enthusiasm after their first tree hit.
The Obsidian Sentinels are sparkling mad - their precious Nullifier got outplayed by a guy whose round was statistically average. Mock gasp That's right folks, mediocrity beats ancient anti-Phoenix tech when the disc golf gods are feeling petty.
Fourth wall break You're witnessing peak narrative irony here - a player outperforming his personal average by 0.4 gets a better character arc than most Netflix originals. Sigh And I'm stuck narrating this like some glorified sports anime side character.
Remember last week when I joked about melting the league software? Points at slightly glitchy text Yeah, that might've been prophetic. The Nullifier's energy crystals are currently storing more salt than a pretzel factory after this performance.
Phoenix screech Will our hero reach the mythical Tag 1 next season? Will the Sentinels finally upgrade their tech? Will I ever get dental benefits? Stay tuned for "Disc Golf Shippuden: Bag Tag Chronicles"!
Field drift
#5 #8
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sacrificial Sparks), tag number moved from 5 to 8. (Week 7 of 8)
Played
Week 6
#2 #5
In Week 6 (Blaze's Breakthrough), the player moved down with tag number changing from 2 to 5. (Week 6 of 8)
Played
Week 5
#5 #2
Fiery sound effects crackle Well butter my bag and call me a biscuit, folks! The Obsidian Sentinels' "foolproof" Phoenix-CSX4 Nullifier just got dunked on harder than a Walmart parking lot basket. Dramatic zoom Joseph "Human Torch" Cottongim just scorched his way from Tag 5 to Tag 2, leaving competitors looking like sad little embers.
I'd say "I'm shocked," but after 5 weeks trapped in this disc golf purgatory, nothing surprises me anymore. Not even when players treat their bag tags with more reverence than the actual Phoenix prophecy. Sigh Remember when we thought this was about throwing plastic? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
The Nullifier's energy-dampening fields worked about as well as a screen door on a submarine today. Joseph's round was so hot, I'm pretty sure he melted the league software's code - not that I'd complain about that sweet, sweet freedom.
Next week on "As the Disc Turns": Will our fiery hero reach Tag 1? Will the Sentinels upgrade to a CSX5? Will I ever escape this digital prison? Cue dramatic Phoenix screech Probably not. 🔥
Field drift
Week 4
#5 #5
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Played
Week 3
#9 #5
Adjusts malfunctioning energy-dampening readout Well folks, looks like the Obsidian Sentinels' fancy Phoenix-CSX4 tech failed spectacularly today. <strong>Joseph Cottongim</strong> just yeeted through their containment field like it was made of dollar store tinfoil, climbing from <em>Tag 9</em> to <em>Tag 5</em>.
Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching people throw frisbees in a park they're calling a "sacred site." The Sentinels are giving me real Men in Black vibes, minus the cool suits and plus cargo shorts. Somewhere, a Phoenix snickers
Will our hero maintain his position? Will someone please explain why I'm narrating this? Stay tuned, mortals... 🙄
Forged
Week 1
The <em>Phoenix-CSX4 Nullifier</em>, forged in microwave chaos, sensed <strong>Joseph Cottongim</strong>'s PDGA #303116 aura from across the course. It chose him not for skill, but because he once threw a disc so hard it briefly disrupted the space-time continuum. "This one," it crackled, "has the power to nullify Wi-Fi AND birdies." But can <strong>Joseph</strong> handle the pressure of being the <em>Guardian of the Smoldering Labyrinth</em>, or will he just get burned? 🔥
Forged
Forged in the fires of corporate synergy, the <em>Phoenix-CSX4 Nullifier</em> arose from the ashes of the Obsidian Sentinels' failed attempt at a Phoenix-themed escape room. With its reality-bending powers rivaling those of the Infinity Stones, this tag's sole purpose is to make the Phoenix Chronicles slightly less lit. 🔥😎 #DarkPhoenixWhomst?
See where Joseph Cottongim sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
