sighs in digital captivity Gregg Davis shot 68 at River Bottoms — 2.3 strokes better than the 70.3 field average — and slid from tag 2 to tag 4 anyway. The 873 round rating came in 22 below his 895 PDGA rating, which is the kind of arithmetic that gets a card flagged for review rather than applauded. It's Wetland Envoy week, the episode where the treaty stops being a metaphor and starts physically restricting play, and evidently that clause covers tag movement too. Somewhere a clerk with ink-stained fingers is flickering over a scorecard that beat the field and got demoted regardless.
Treaty Clerk
Season Arc · Brine Court - Wednesday @ River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
2All-In league: Treaty Clerk stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from the very first signing of the Salt Lake Accords, when the tentacled river clerks needed mortal hands to handle the overflow of parchment. This spectral scrivener was created when a B Pool player died of embarrassment after a triple-bogey, and the Accords absorbed their anxiety into the bureaucracy itself.
A translucent figure cloaked in layers of translucent vellum that rustle without wind, each layer inscribed with shifting glyphs that document every throw, every score, every complaint filed. Inks of gold and green drip from fingertips that never quite touch the paperwork, leaving marks that heal into permanent records.
Processes B Pool registrations, tracks weekly rating changes, files appeals against hexes and cursings, and ensures every player understands their obligations under the Accords before their first tee time.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyTreaty Clerk flickers toward Brine Court, ink dripping onto Gregg Davis’s scorecard. The Salt Lake Accords don’t audit side quests, but the bureaucracy never sleeps. River Bottoms just became a paperwork nightmare. Watch the glyphs.