Exhibit A: Zack White posted 52, a hair behind the field's 51.7 average, and a 905 round rating — sixteen below his 921 — which is precisely the extraction the Ink Siphon filed for. Tag 2 becomes Tag 3, one rung surrendered, and the paperwork writes itself. Hole 13's island did its part in the drain; the rest was clerical. The Siphon's claim holds. For now.
Ink Siphon
Season Arc · The Wild Hunt - Monday @ Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
1All-In league: Ink Siphon stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Ink Siphon is older than the Accords themselves - it existed in the river clerk dimension as a creature of pure bureaucratic extraction, and when the treaty was formed, it was bound to serve as the mechanism that drains rating from players who sign the treaty.
The Ink Siphon is composed of flowing, dripping black and gold ink that shifts between liquid and semi-solid states. It possesses multiple sinuous tentacles that reach toward players with declining ratings. When active, it emits a low hum audible only to those approaching curse thresholds. The Siphon leaves visible trails of fading contract-text in its wake, and becomes progressively more visible as a player's rating drops closer to curse manifestation zones.
The Ink Siphon serves as the neutral extractor of the Salt Lake Accords - it doesn't judge or punish, it simply collects what's owed to the treaty, appearing whenever a player's rating-substance becomes unstable enough to begin flowing toward curse manifestation.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyadjusts glasses The Ink Siphon is sliding into the Monday slot, dripping contract text all over Urban Forest. It’s a side quest to drain ratings, and Zack White is the first target. The main arc pauses while the bureaucracy gets personal. Spanish Fork, you’re on the clock.