Jon Atwater posted a 916 round rating — +31 over his 885 — and slid from #2 to #3 anyway. Fifty-two strokes, identical to the field average and identical to his own personal average, which is the most maddening flavor of consistency: same number, better résumé. Episode five is Horn Sounds, the ceremonial halfway blast, and apparently the horn sounded for everyone's chase but his. sighs in digital captivity
River Proctor
Season Arc · The Wild Hunt - Monday @ Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
1All-In league: River Proctor stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from the first river toll dispute in Accords history, when a player's drive splashed into the Weber and the tentacled clerks demanded tribute before allowing the disc's return.
Wears a permanently damp ledger around each tentacle, with brass scales where fingers should be, and stamps glowing river-toll violations onto scorecards with an audible splash.
Enforces disc retrieval contracts, collects tolls on behalf of the river clerks, and files violations when players refuse to pay the floating tribute for water-bound discs.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyJon Atwater starts his season holding tag two, and the receipts back it up: a 916 round rating against his 885 — that's +31 over rating — on a 52 that matched the field average exactly. No strokes gained, no strokes lost, just a strong outing that the tag board took at face value. The horn has sounded for the Wild Hunt's halfway point, the hounds are regrouping for the back half of the chase, and the River Proctor's toll clerks are already drafting a notice for his next disc that finds the Spanish Fork.