Marrow Auditor
Season Arc · Brine Court - Wednesday @ River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
4All-In league: Marrow Auditor stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from the Baron's ledger the night a complaint about a phantom stroke at the Wild Hunt triggered the first enchantment audit of the Salt Lake Accords. The Auditor emerged from the difference between what the scorecard claimed and what the bones remembered, taking the form of a skeletal clerk whose quill drips in the same red ink that signed the Accords scroll. It has refused to clock out ever since.
Carries a cracked ledger bound in salt-cured leather, its pages stained with mud from the Jordan River and the brackish water of the Weber toll booth. A bone stylus juts from its ribcage like a spare pen, and a single brass tag dangles from a cervical vertebra, etched with tally marks that shift each time a rating adjustment is filed. The tag grows cold to the touch whenever a procedural flaw is about to be discovered nearby.
Drifts between leagues after each round to verify that every signed scorecard matches the treaty record, refusing to certify any result where the math doesn't align with the bone-truth of the throws. It presents its findings at every tribunal and never lets a citation go unsigned.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyJoel Benavidez scored 59 for a 927 rating, +24 over his 903 rating—a quiet flex, even as his tag dropped from #2 to #10, an eight-place slide. The field averaged 57.9, so his score was 1.1 strokes higher; in Draper Tide, the ledger can record both the rating bump and the tag loss in red ink.
Marrow Auditor is clocking out of the main saga for a detour to Brine Court. Joel Benavidez, you’re the host. The Auditor’s bringing the ledger and the bone stylus to Wednesday’s card at River Bottoms—expect a thorough review of every stroke. This isn’t a reboot; it’s a procedural side quest. Don’t miss a tally.