Baron Auditor

The Baron Auditor emerged from the Baron's ledger when the Salt Lake Accords were first signed, a minor functionary elevated to full bureaucratic sentience by the sheer volume of enchantment violations. It remembers every toll booth transaction at the Weber river crossing and audits every putter enchantment rumor that crosses its desk. The Auditor was once a junior clerk under the tentacled river clerks before being promoted to A Pool oversight.

The Baron Auditor manifests as a small, sharp-dressed figure made entirely of stacked parchment and brass-rimmed spectacles, with fountain pen limbs that scratch notes at superhuman speed. Its body is bound in red ribbon treaties, and it carries a miniature ledger that updates in real time with each A Pool throw. When vexed, it emits a faint sigh of bureaucratic exhaustion that sounds exactly like Flippy's digital sighs.

Audits every A Pool scorecard with the precision of a court reporter, filing motions against enchantment violations and stamping approvals on rounds that respect the treaty. Tallies the weekly breach count for Flippy's broadcast and refuses to sign off on any round containing an OB throw without a written explanation.