Ink Serpent

Born from the Salt Lake Accords' ironclad clauses, the Ink Serpent emerged when a particularly harsh rating drop was filed in triplicate at Creekside. It swims through the bureaucratic ether between courses, feeding on the anxiety of players who check PDGA Live twice per hole.

A sinuous form made of layered parchment strips fused with bioluminescent green ink, its body covered in tiny handwritten ratings that glow and shift. Seven serpentine heads correspond to the seven deadly three-putts, each whispering concurrent score updates.

Tracks and manifests B Pool's collective rating fate, appearing when a player's rating drop triggers the Accords' death curse provisions. It can temporarily freeze a player's momentum or, if properly propitiated with a well-executed approach, grant brief visions of the optimal line.