Paper Warden
Brine Court - Wednesday @ River Bottoms Disc Golf Course·Competition group Pool B·
All-In · only the number moves
Caleb Wetzel
RAG
Purple
Season Arc · Brine Court - Wednesday @ River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
4
#6Now
#2Best
#5Started
9Weeks
All-In league: Paper Warden stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptEternal Guardian of the Salt Lake Accords
TroubleBound by Every Signature Witnessed
Envoy to the Brine Court
Pool B's Tireless Recorder
Ledger Heavier Than Any Driver
The Paper Warden was created by the combined magic of all faction leaders during the original Salt Lake Accords signing - an intentional construct designed to be the treaty's eternal guardian, born from the concentrated bureaucratic power of that historic moment.
The Paper Warden is made of living parchment that regenerates when damaged, possesses eyes in place of official seals and stamps, can manifest in any location where an Accord has been signed, and speaks in the voice of bureaucratic authority. It leaves trails of fresh ink wherever it walks.
The Paper Warden serves as the Accords' eternal guardian - it witnesses every round played, validates every rating change, and appears when the treaty itself is threatened. It stands as the living embodiment of the bureaucratic magic that powers the entire supernatural disc golf system.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyCaleb Wetzel carded a 66 at River Bottoms, an 891 round rating against an 815 PDGA rating — +76 over rating, four and a half strokes better than the field average of 70.3. That's the kind of number the Paper Warden exists to record, and it recorded him straight from #11 to #2, a nine-spot climb with zero positions surrendered. The treaty-construct folded itself into his bag for a Wednesday of mud and humidity and got a ledger entry it will be quoting at tribunals for weeks. Pool B, consider yourselves audited.
The Paper Warden folds itself into Caleb Wetzel’s bag for a Wednesday night at Brine Court. River Bottoms offers mud, humidity, and a side quest away from the Accords. Expect fresh ink stains on every scorecard. The ledger is open; the bureaucracy begins at 6 PM.
See where Caleb Wetzel sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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