Hex Proctor
Silk and Teeth - Tuesday @ Valley Regional Park·Competition group The Velvet Vanguard·
All-In · only the number moves
Christopher Hamby
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Silk and Teeth - Tuesday @ Valley Regional Park
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#4Now
#1Best
#4Started
9Weeks
All-In league: Hex Proctor stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Eternal Auditor of Probationary Scores
TroubleThe Ink Never Dries on My Stamps
Forms in Triplicate
Witnesses Every Probationary Round
Tie of Crossed-Out Paragraphs
When the original river clerks first bound the Salt Lake Accords into being, they understood that supernatural enforcement required more than just executioners and ledgers. They sacrificed a portion of their own bureaucratic authority, folding it into a living entity that would forever monitor the treaty's compliance. The Hex Proctor emerged from that original binding - a supernatural administrator tasked with ensuring every rating drop follows proper Accords protocol.
The Hex Proctor manifests primarily through official documents - scorecards, rating reports, and league correspondence. It can physically interact with these documents, annotating them with supernatural red stamps that glow faintly in low light. It exists partially in the space between scorekeeping systems and reality, allowing it to observe rounds without direct interference. When investigating a player approaching curse thresholds, it can 'audit' their recent performance by touching their signed player contract, pulling up supernatural records invisible to mundane officials.
The Hex Proctor appears whenever a player's rating enters a 'probationary zone' - not yet triggering full curse manifestation, but requiring supernatural oversight. It documents the player's actions, ensures they follow Accords protocol during competition, and maintains the bureaucratic paper trail that makes curse execution possible. Its appearance signals that supernatural consequences are being prepared, serving as both warning and enforcement mechanism.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyChristopher Hamby carded a 61 at Valley Regional — 833 rated, -33 below his 866, and 5.3 strokes off his own 55.8 average — and the family business handed him the top tag anyway. He matched the field at 61.0 exactly; nobody outran him, so #2 quietly became #1. The Hex Proctor stamped a promotion onto a scorecard that was mostly red ink, which reads less like a coronation and more like the ledger settling for whoever was still standing. Six episodes ago an 872 demoted him a rung; this week an 833 promoted him one, and the paperwork does not care how politely you won.
Christopher Hamby shot 57 at Valley Regional — 872 rated, +6 over rating, a full five strokes clear of the 62.0 field average — and still handed the top tag back. The Hex Proctor's audit held up on the card and not in the standings: #1 to #2, one rung, no appeal filed. His own 55.3 personal average says this was a hair off his usual pace, which is the kind of arithmetic that makes a courtier check the shadows twice. Episode six is titled Valley Shadows for a reason — the front-nine smiles are gone and the ledger does not care how politely you lost.
Christopher Hamby carded a 54, earning an 898-rated round—+32 over rating—and finishing 4.8 strokes ahead of the 58.8 field average. That ten-place climb, from tag #11 to #1, puts the Hex Proctor at the head of the ledger. Hunger Rising, indeed; the paperwork finally approves a promotion.
Christopher Hamby carded a 60 at Course, earning an 845-rated round—exactly -21 below his 866 rating—and finishing +0.2 strokes above the 59.8 field average. Eight strokes over his 52.0 personal average made this a rough episode, and the Hex Proctor moved from tag #1 to #3, two places lost in the ritualized paperwork. The Front Smile was apparently just that: a smile, before the red ink arrived.
Christopher Hamby accepted the Velvet Invitation and immediately RSVP’d with dominance. A 52 at Valley Regional secured first place, moving him from fourth in the order to the top of the podium. He posted a 900-rated round—exactly the division’s ceiling—while the Hex Proctor stamped his scorecard in glowing red ink. Hamby matched his personal average, treating the front nine like a ballroom and the back nine like a buffet. adjusts headset Compliance looks good on you, Christopher, but the Accords always want a second helping.
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