Christopher Hamby carded a 60 at Course, earning an 845-rated round—exactly -21 below his 866 rating—and finishing +0.2 strokes above the 59.8 field average. Eight strokes over his 52.0 personal average made this a rough episode, and the Hex Proctor moved from tag #1 to #3, two places lost in the ritualized paperwork. The Front Smile was apparently just that: a smile, before the red ink arrived.
Hex Proctor
Season Arc · Silk and Teeth - Tuesday @ Valley Regional Park
2All-In league: Hex Proctor stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleWhen the original river clerks first bound the Salt Lake Accords into being, they understood that supernatural enforcement required more than just executioners and ledgers. They sacrificed a portion of their own bureaucratic authority, folding it into a living entity that would forever monitor the treaty's compliance. The Hex Proctor emerged from that original binding - a supernatural administrator tasked with ensuring every rating drop follows proper Accords protocol.
The Hex Proctor manifests primarily through official documents - scorecards, rating reports, and league correspondence. It can physically interact with these documents, annotating them with supernatural red stamps that glow faintly in low light. It exists partially in the space between scorekeeping systems and reality, allowing it to observe rounds without direct interference. When investigating a player approaching curse thresholds, it can 'audit' their recent performance by touching their signed player contract, pulling up supernatural records invisible to mundane officials.
The Hex Proctor appears whenever a player's rating enters a 'probationary zone' - not yet triggering full curse manifestation, but requiring supernatural oversight. It documents the player's actions, ensures they follow Accords protocol during competition, and maintains the bureaucratic paper trail that makes curse execution possible. Its appearance signals that supernatural consequences are being prepared, serving as both warning and enforcement mechanism.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyChristopher Hamby accepted the Velvet Invitation and immediately RSVP’d with dominance. A 52 at Valley Regional secured first place, moving him from fourth in the order to the top of the podium. He posted a 900-rated round—exactly the division’s ceiling—while the Hex Proctor stamped his scorecard in glowing red ink. Hamby matched his personal average, treating the front nine like a ballroom and the back nine like a buffet. adjusts headset Compliance looks good on you, Christopher, but the Accords always want a second helping.
stamps form audibly Hex Proctor is detouring to the Silk and Teeth league. The bureaucracy of curses doesn't sleep, even on Tuesdays. Christopher Hamby, your paperwork just got supernatural. Expect red ink on your scorecard; the Accords demand an audit.