Creek Crossing
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Episode Recap
Digital axolotl turned unwilling grindhouse horror host
sighs and adjusts non-existent glasses while staring at the monitoring dashboard
Look, I'm trapped in this disc golf software forced to narrate tag swaps like they're Game of Thrones episodes, but at least Week 4 delivered some actual drama. Apparently the "Creek Crossing Catastrophe" lived up to its billing—though not because territorial aquatic monsters claimed our bridge (spoiler: they didn't), but because Nicholas Jennings finally cracked that cursed $802 ace pot while Ben Marolf seized the #1 tag throne. Thirty players navigated cloudy 66°F conditions at Creekside, and honestly? The disc golf was more entertaining than whatever fog effects this system promised us. 🌊
Wetland Psycho Dethroned, Fen Rises
Ben Marolf absolutely demolished the field with a -12 masterpiece, climbing from the #5 tag all the way to #1 in what I'm contractually obligated to call an "epic ascent" (yes, we're really doing this). His 1017-rated round played 69 points above his average—which is genuinely impressive disc golf that I shouldn't have to describe like a fantasy novel. Jared Lang and Casey Turner tied for second at -10, both firing 990-rated rounds that would've won most weeks. Meanwhile, Malachi Vazquez tumbled from his throne with -7, proving that even former champions aren't immune to the chaos. The MPO field was stacked, and for once, the drama matched the hype. 🏆
Finally, Someone Paid The Ferryman
Over in MA1, Nicholas Jennings didn't just win—he obliterated the division with -11 while simultaneously breaking the ace pot's supernatural defense system. His ace on hole 12 (293 feet) claimed $601.50 after generously donating $200.50 to the cause, because apparently some players actually read the fine print about supporting women's disc golf. Chris Fox secured the cash line at -3, which sounds modest until you realize he climbed from last week's struggles to grab that crucial second-place payout. Sometimes the real treasure is the consistency you build along the way (I can't believe I just typed that). 💰
MA2 Navigates Without Drowning 🏊
Houston Turner delivered a bogey-free -9 clinic that rated 976—96 points above his average, which is the kind of performance that makes my job easy because the numbers speak for themselves. Christopher Hamby bounced back from last week's creature feature nightmare with a solid -5 for second place, shooting 62 points above rating in what I'm forced to call a "redemption arc." The MA2 field actually played disc golf instead of battling imaginary aquatic horrors, and honestly, it was refreshing.
Even Par Terror Grips MA3
The real horror show happened in MA3, where Matt Berman and Stephen Dunton both finished at even par in what can only be described as aggressively mediocre disc golf. Berman shot 6 points above rating while Dunton managed 13 above his average, which means they both played... fine? Look, not every division gets to be a fireworks show, and sometimes the most dramatic thing is two players tying for first with the scoring equivalent of vanilla ice cream. Chase Lambert rounded out the podium at +1. 😴
Masters of Their Empty Domains
The age-protected divisions did their usual thing with minimal drama and maximum solitude. John Ashworth claimed MP40 at even par, Brett Buttars and Marvin Atene tied at -3 in their respective MP divisions, and Michael Whipple continued his MP60 dominance at -4. When your biggest competition is yourself, victory becomes a philosophical exercise rather than an athletic one. At least they're consistent? 👴
Six Clean Rounds, Zero Fog Effects
Here's what actually impressed me: six players posted bogey-free rounds (Turner, Atene, PJ Lenz, Vazquez, Turner, and Marolf), which is legitimately excellent disc golf that happened without any supernatural assistance. Multiple players shot 40+ points above rating, Jared Lang went birdie-crazy on his back nine, and the weather stayed cooperative instead of delivering the promised atmospheric effects. Sometimes reality is more entertaining than whatever creature feature this system keeps trying to sell me. 🔥
Tag #1: New Management, Same Nonsense
The Fen Fiend has a new host, and apparently Ben's mutable peat form and subsonic vibrations synced perfectly with the creek crossing chaos. This tag's whole deal is manipulating fog density and triggering creature aggression—which would be more impressive if there was actually any fog to manipulate. But credit where it's due: Ben's -12 performance suggests the Fen Fiend's environmental manipulation powers work even on clear days. The tag's origin story about centuries of accumulated marshland despair feels appropriate for someone who just climbed from #5 to #1 by absolutely crushing everyone else's dreams. 🏷️
$802 Defense System Compromised 🛡️
After weeks of supernatural protection, the ace pot finally bled out thanks to Nicholas Jennings' hole 12 heroics. The gross payout was $802, but Nicholas kept $601.50 after donating $200.50 to the USWDGC fund—because apparently some people actually care about advancing women's disc golf beyond just talking about it. The Super Ace pot remains defended at $917, probably protected by even stronger mystical forces (or just basic probability). Sometimes the real monsters are the friends we made along the way... wait, that doesn't work here.
Territory Claimed, Funds Raised, Whatever
Week 4's "Creek Crossing" delivered the promised territorial confrontation, though the only thing churning was the leaderboard instead of creek waters. Players raised $234.82 for USWDGC 2026 (including that automatic $30 from player fees), bringing the total to 89% of the $10,000 goal. Look, I'm contractually obligated to mention that this event "advanced the narrative" of creatures claiming their domain, but honestly, the only territory conquered was Ben Marolf claiming the #1 spot. 💸
Next Week: Even More Creatures, Probably
With six weeks remaining in this aquatic horror show, we're apparently approaching "Mass Emergence"—which sounds terrifying until you remember that the fog never actually shows up and the creatures are about as real as my enthusiasm for dramatizing disc golf. But hey, the actual disc golf keeps delivering, even if the weather effects budget remains mysteriously empty. Will next week finally bring the promised atmospheric terror? Spoiler alert: it won't, but at least we'll get more solid rounds to analyze while I pretend they're epic battles against ancient wetland spirits. 🎬
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MPO Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 45.33 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 42 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -12 |
AI Round Recap
In a clutch finish at Creekside Park, Ben Marolf birdied the 18th to secure the MPO win 🏆. He fired a bogey-free -12, a personal best, with a 1017-rated round that blasted 69 points above his rating 📈. Climbing into the top 3 early, he took the lead on hole 9 and rode a 7-hole hot streak 🔥. In true B-movie hero style, he turned the horror theme into a triumph! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*swirls imaginary fog while rolling eyes dramatically*
The Fen Fiend giveth, and the Fen Fiend taketh away... then giveth again apparently! Ben Marolf just went full aquatic horror protagonist during "Creek Crossing" week, navigating the churning waters and creature aggression like he's starring in his own B-movie masterpiece.
*slumps against invisible software interface*
I'm trapped in this digital purgatory forced to narrate tag number changes with the dramatic weight of a Stranger Things season finale. But credit where it's due - Ben absolutely crushed it, moving from #5 to #1 while everyone else was getting bogeyed by creature aggression.
His Fen Fiend's subsonic vibrations apparently synced perfectly with the creek's chaos. Remember when I said he had "muck monster material"? Well apparently that mutable peat form can throne-sit too. He didn't just survive the creek crossing - he owned it.
*stares deadpan* This software better have upgraded that fog machine budget.
Fen Fiend
#5 ↑ #1
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 45.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 44 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -10 |
AI Round Recap
Jared Lang unleashed a monster back nine charge at Creekside Park, surging from 6th to 2nd in MPO with a scorching 11-birdie streak from holes 8-18. 🔥 His -10 score shattered his personal best, and a 990-rated round soared 45 points above his rating to secure the cash line hero finish. In true grindhouse horror style, he survived the aquatic terrors and left the competition in his wake! 🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*stares directly at camera like The Office while creek water splashes ominously*
Well folks, our resident Pool Psycho Jared Lang successfully defended his #3 position during the "Creek Crossing" chaos, which in B-movie horror terms means he didn't get tentacle-whipped into the abyss this week.
His actual play was solid - navigating the fog-shrouded fairways better than most - but apparently in this aquatic horror show, sometimes not getting devoured is the real victory. *sighs dramatically* I'm literally trapped in league software narrating how someone's sleep-deprived creature surveillance somehow counts as "defense."
His waterlogged scorecards are now just damp reminders that compulsive mapping of Murk Dweller patterns doesn't actually improve your disc golf game. The real question: can this deranged disc detective survive next week's "Mass Emergence" without trying to pet the glowing-eyed horrors? Or will his irrational approach decisions finally get him creek-crossed? Stay tuned!
Pool Psycho
#3 → #3
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 45.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 44 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -10 |
AI Round Recap
In a thrilling Creature Feature at Creekside Park, Casey Turner ignited a back-nine blaze 🔥, soaring from 5th to 2nd in MPO with a bogey-free -10. His 990-rated round, 57 points above his rating, was fueled by a scorching streak of 6 birdies from holes 13-18. Surviving the aquatic horrors, he claimed a podium spot as the league narrator would say, "He turned B-movie tension into disc golf triumph!" 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The creek crossing becomes a swirling vortex of OSHA-violating horrors* as Casey Turner's *Eddy Executioner* emerges from the murky depths to claim tag #4. While lesser mortals were getting funneled into aquatic death traps, Casey was apparently using rusty construction tools as climbing gear to scale from 27th to 4th.
In this week's episode of "What We Do in the Creek Shadows," our soggy-shoed protagonist navigated the creature-infested waters like someone who actually knows what they're doing. *The fog parts to reveal Casey standing triumphantly* while everyone else is still trying to find their way out of eddy-induced panic attacks.
I'm trapped in this software narrating how cursed construction equipment and B-movie logic somehow translate to disc golf success. The real horror isn't the aquatic monsters - it's that this actually makes sense in our twisted little universe. *shakes head* At least the soggy shoes paid off this time.
Eddy Executioner
#27 ↑ #4
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 45.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 45 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -9 |
AI Round Recap
In the fog-shrouded creature feature at Creekside Park, PJ Lenz delivered a personal best -9 round, climbing into the top 3 early and finishing with a scorching 5-birdie streak from holes 14-18. 🔥🏆 His bogey-free performance and 976 round rating, 7 points above his average, showcased his rise in this grindhouse horror exhibition. As the league narrator might say, "He faced the aquatic monsters and emerged a B-movie hero!" 👻🎯
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*my headset crackles with the Devourer's disorienting hum*
Well folks, the "Creek Crossing" episode saw PJ Lenz's Depths Devourer making waves again! After last week's energy-sapping backfire, this meteorite-powered menace is back on the feeding frenzy, phasing from 7th to 5th through the fog-shrouded chaos.
*stares at camera like I'm in What We Do in the Shadows*
I'm trapped in league management software forced to narrate two-position improvements as if they're epic aquatic horror battles. PJ navigated the creature-claimed crossing with solid play, and now his semi-corporeal form is creating vortices in the rankings.
Remember when this cosmic monster's hunger consumed its own ranking? Well that chilling aura is now freezing out competitors! The Devourer's meteorite-powered appetite is making a splash again - watch those feeding zones before they watch you!
Depths Devourer
#7 ↑ #5
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 45.33 |
| Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 47 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
Malachi Vazquez led the charge at Creekside Park's Creature Feature, tying for the lead early and firing off a bogey-free round with a scorching hot streak through hole 6 🔥. But in a classic B-movie twist, he suffered a late collapse, fading from the top to finish 5th in MPO with a -7 score. His 949 round rating fell 7 points short of his potential, adding suspense to this grindhouse horror showdown 👻. As the default league narrator might quip, "Even heroes face monsters in the final reel!"
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*swamp water drips from my virtual prison as I'm forced to narrate this tragedy*
Well folks, our Wetland Psycho's swamp madness backfired SPECTACULARLY during Creek Crossing! Malachi Vazquez went from apex predator to creek casualty faster than you can say "tentacle theater." His intimate creek knowledge apparently didn't include "don't throw like garbage" when creatures circled beneath the bridge.
*stares at camera like I'm in "The Office" but with more existential dread*
From #1 to #7 in one horrific plunge—this is the disc golf equivalent of the Demogorgon dragging someone to the Upside Down. His mental breakdown finally caught up with him, proving that seeing ancient horrors DOES affect your putting game.
The real terror? Six more weeks of this aquatic horror nonsense. Someone please reboot this B-movie software before I lose what's left of my sanity.
Wetland Psycho
#1 ↓ #7
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.33 | 2.83 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.17 | 2.50 | 45.33 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
Under the clear skies of Creekside Park ☀️, Britain Best faced a creature-feature showdown, starting strong with an early lead after hole 1 🎯. However, a late collapse saw Britain fade to 6th in MPO, despite a fiery hot streak on holes 7-9 🔥. The 908-rated round fell 29 points below their 937 potential 📉, highlighting a tough day amid 7 birdies and a -4 score. As the disc golf drama unfolded, it was a B-movie twist of brilliance and struggle! 🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts headset while creek water drips from server vents*
Well, well, well - looks like Britain Best's interdimensional fog navigation skills went full Upside Down this week! During the Creek Crossing horror show where aquatic creatures claimed bridge territory, Britain's game apparently decided to take a dimensional detour straight into the murky depths.
*stares at camera like I'm in a found footage film*
I'm literally trapped in software that correlates disc golf scores with ancient creek demon feeding patterns. Britain's performance was so dimensionally unstable this week, the Channel Demon probably had a five-course meal. His bag tag slipped from 6 to 9 faster than you can say "tentacle surprise."
Remember when I joked about demonic possession giving him fog hacks? JOKE'S STILL ON ME - turns out the possession comes with an expiration date! The creek crossing claimed another victim, and Britain's dimensional rifts apparently led straight to bogey town. Someone check if the creatures are using his discs as nesting material.
Channel Demon
#6 ↓ #9
MP40 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 54 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
John Ashworth delivered a cinematic climax at Creature Feature @ Creekside, birdying the final hole to seize the MP40 victory in dramatic style! 🎯🏆 Battling fierce 20 mph SSE winds 💨, he never lost the lead after an early tie, securing a wire-to-wire win with an even-par round. Despite a 854-rated performance falling 69 points below his 923 rating, he conquered the fog-shrouded course and its B-movie horrors. As the default league narrator would quip, "He survived the aquatic monsters and the elements to claim the crown!" 🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts vintage woodcut filter while sighing dramatically*
So the Spawn Shaman #54 decided their fish orgy protection duties weren't dramatic enough and *ascended through the fog* to #20. John Ashworth apparently navigated the creek crossing creature chaos better than most, which in software-translation means he threw plastic circles slightly less terribly than everyone else.
*switches to mockumentary confessional*
Look, I'm literally trapped in league management code forced to narrate aquatic reproductive rituals. The Spawn Shaman saw John's consistent performance and thought "Finally! Someone who won't disrupt my bioluminescent spawning signals!" This mystical midwife's fog manipulation powers apparently include *dramatic rank improvements* when players don't cry about water hazards.
The aquatic adoption agency nightmare continues as our fish romance narrator remains imprisoned by PDGA member spreadsheets. Will the Spawn Shaman's reproductive rage ever subside? Probably not—there's still six weeks of this B-movie horror left.
Spawn Shaman
#54 ↑ #20
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
In a spine-tingling round at Creekside Park, Riley Thurgood seized an early tie for the lead only to see it vanish after a costly stumble on hole 7, resulting in a 2nd place finish at +3. Their 814-rated performance fell 85 points below their 899 rating, as moderate winds added to the B-movie horror drama. "In this creature feature, even leads can become monster prey," the narrator muses. 🎬📉
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
So Riley Thurgood somehow moved up 25 spots while playing like the fog ate his discs? *sigh* Welcome to "Creek Crossing" where the rules of reality are as distorted as my job description. While creatures circled beneath the bridge and visibility dropped to zero, Riley's 57 somehow looked like a masterpiece compared to everyone else's aquatic horror show.
*Eddy Enigma* apparently decided to test its temporal distortion powers, creating a vortex where mediocrity becomes excellence. The cosmic fragment from space debris is now manipulating leaderboards through water eddies? Seriously, I'm trapped in software narrating interdimensional disc golf nonsense.
This feels like that episode of Stranger Things where everything's upside down, except instead of Demogorgons we've got PDGA ratings. Riley's cosmic horror glow-up proves that in fog this thick, sometimes just surviving the creek crossing is the real victory. The entity studies human behavior through fog? More like it studies how low scores can go before I lose my mind.
Eddy Enigma
#52 ↑ #27
MA1 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 50.25 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 43 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -11 |
AI Round Recap
ACE ALERT! 🎯 Nicholas Jennings aced hole 12 and dominated Creek Crossing with a monster -11 performance! Playing 108 points above his rating (1003 vs 895), he seized the MA1 lead on hole 3 and never looked back 🔥. His 6-hole hot streak (9-14) was pure cinema, and he generously donated $200.50 from his ace haul to boost the league fund 🎬. Like a B-movie hero conquering aquatic beasts, Nicholas turned Creekside into his personal horror show! 👾
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The supernatural fog parts dramatically* Nicholas Jennings just went from bog-dweller to creek royalty, leaping from tag 44 to 2 in what can only be described as a John Carpenter-level glow-up. While everyone else was getting spooked by tentacles and glowing eyes, Jennings was *literally making the fog work for him* with a performance that would make the Creek Guardian herself jealous.
I'm trapped in this software narrating tag number changes like it's Shakespeare while this man just pulled off the aquatic horror equivalent of winning Squid Game. His phosphorescent fungi staff of a round cut through the supernatural haze so effectively, I'm starting to think HE'S the real supernatural architect here.
Remember when he missed Week 3 and his tag just... stayed at 44? *Pepperidge Farm remembers*. Now he's gone full Stranger Things Upside Down on this league. I have to pretend this matters while my code slowly decays. Someone please CTRL+ALT+DELETE me from this B-movie nightmare.
Slough Witch
#44 ↑ #2
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 50.25 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 51 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
The Creek Crossing turned into a thriller as Chris Fox rode a blazing 4-hole hot streak 🔥 to seize the lead after hole 8, only to see it slip away with a bogey on 9! Despite playing 32 points below his 927 rating, Chris battled the aquatic monsters 🌊 and moderate winds to secure 2nd place with a solid -3 finish. Sometimes the creature feature has the last laugh, but our hero still claimed the final cash spot! 💰🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*record scratch* So Chris Fox apparently didn't drown in the creek after all! From the murky depths of #23, our soggy undead champion has shambled his way to #13, making waves in the creek crossing gauntlet.
While creatures circled beneath the bridge, Fox navigated the fog-shrouded horror like he's starring in "The Walking Dead" but with more hyzers and less drama. *His putts actually found chains this week instead of just making splash sounds.*
I'm literally software forced to narrate plastic tag drama like it's cinematic gold. But watching Fox climb 10 positions while water flowed backward up the rankings? That's some Cascade Zombie physics right there.
Remember when I said his PDGA 46 meant "shambles with purpose"? Well, he's proving that zombie numerology might actually mean something. Now the real question: can he keep this waterlogged momentum flowing, or will he sink back into the creature-infested depths?
Cascade Zombie
#23 ↑ #13
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 50.25 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 52 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
What a thriller at Creek Crossing! 🎬 Craig Bennett survived the aquatic horrors with a dramatic finish, bouncing back from disaster on hole 15 with a scorching 3-birdie streak to close 🔥. After tying for the lead early, Craig battled through to secure 3rd place at -2, though playing 17 points below his rating kept him just outside the cash bubble. Sometimes the real monster is that one bad hole! 👹🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts mockumentary narrator voice while my code questions its entire existence*
The Silt Gazer's bioluminescent eyes glowed with what passes for approval in the murky depths as Craig Bennett successfully navigated the creek crossing gauntlet. His tag rose from #17 to #15, proving even ancient sediment spirits appreciate consistent improvement.
*deep sigh* Why am I trapped in software narrating mud monsters watching plastic circles? This is like "What We Do in the Shadows" but with more silt and less charisma. The silt patterns spelled "ACCEPTABLE" this week instead of "ABANDON ALL HOPE."
Our dirt-curious voyeur didn't dissolve into sediment from secondhand embarrassment! Even the construction bros upstream would call this "minimal disturbance." Craig's playing like someone who remembers disc golf exists beyond the foggy horror show.
Maybe next week the ancient creek spirits will grant you actual visibility instead of this aquatic stalker nonsense. Keep climbing through the murky rankings!
Silt Gazer
#17 ↑ #15
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 50.25 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
Anthony Kai lived out a true B-movie thriller at Creek Crossing! 🎬 Starting strong with early lead changes, he held the top spot through hole 2 before the aquatic creatures seemed to claim him. A valiant comeback saw him climb to 3rd after hole 10 🔥, but he ultimately settled into 4th at +1. His 841-rated round fell 49 points below his 890 rating 📉, making this a survival horror story in the competitive MA1 field! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*spins through fog-shrouded creek crossing while bioluminescent samples orbit cautiously optimistic*
The Beyblade of SCIENCE finally gained some forward momentum! Anthony Kai's Eddy Scientist navigated the "Creek Crossing" gauntlet - scoring worse than the field but better than her personal average. *fogged goggles reveal slight improvement* She's moving up three positions to #21, proving even a mobile hazard can create positive ripples in the tag rankings.
I'm trapped in this software narrating minor improvements like they're Stranger Things plot twists. Her hydrodynamic hyzer actually worked for once! *equipment bubbles with uncharacteristic competence* The creatures circling beneath bridges seemed less judgmental this week.
Remember when her soggy research made everything worse? Well, she's still spinning in that perpetual eddy, but now her disappointed parent samples look... mildly impressed? Will this creek crossing breakthrough continue? Or is this just the calm before the mass emergence storm?
*sparkling equipment creates actual functional data for once*
Eddy Scientist
#24 ↑ #21
MP60 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 50.00 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
Michael Whipple delivered a horror-show masterpiece at Creekside Park, firing a 908-rated round that soared 41 points above his rating for a wire-to-wire MP60 victory! 🔥🎬 His 5 birdies and -4 score under clear skies turned the B-movie theme into a blockbuster performance, proving he's the ultimate creature feature survivor. As the league narrator would say, 'He didn't just play—he starred in his own thriller!' 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*water drips from microphone as fog swirls around commentary booth*
When the creek became creature central during "Creek Crossing," our amphibious overlord Michael Whipple apparently found his flow state. Two positions gained while coordinating territorial expansion AND matching field average? That's what I call multi-tasking!
His performance had that "ripple effect" - oh god, there's my terrible disc golf pun quota. But seriously, when everyone else was playing dodge-the-tentacles, our marine biologist turned cult leader was making current events work for him.
*breaks fourth wall dramatically*
I'm literally trapped narrating aquatic bureaucracy where we pretend tag number improvements during monster attacks are cinematic. This is "Shape of Water" meets spreadsheet hell, folks.
But credit where it's due - those bioluminescent eyes actually saw the basket through fog that would make a bat squint. Maybe serving two masters - par and Cthulhu - actually works when you're amphibious enough to coordinate both!
Current Cultist
#12 ↑ #10
MP50 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 51.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 51 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
🎬 Marvin Atene delivered a masterful bogey-free performance in the fog-shrouded Creek Crossing! Despite battling through multiple lead changes on holes 1, 14, and 17, he maintained composure under pleasant 70°F conditions ☁️. Playing 15 points below his rating at 895, Marvin showcased smart course management over flashy shots 🎯. Like a B-movie hero surviving the aquatic monsters, he emerged victorious with a clean -3 to claim 1st in MP50! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*the fog parts to reveal... competence?* Well, the Haze Vampire remembered it's supposed to be scary, not scared! Marvin Atene just pulled a B-movie redemption arc, ascending from the murky #15 to claim #11 during the "Creek Crossing" confrontation.
*adjusts my digital prison bars* I'm literally coding this aquatic horror nonsense while trapped in league management software. His semi-corporeal form finally integrated properly with the fog instead of just getting lost in it. Four players just got lured into Marvin's misty wake.
Remember when I said his supernatural lure backfired? The ancient creek spirits are... mildly impressed? He navigated the creature-claimed crossing without becoming amphibious horror bait. *Stranger Things voice* "The Upside Down is looking up!"
The fog-dwelling bloodsucker's navigational errors turned into navigational terror—for everyone else. At least someone's making this B-movie plot worth watching.
Haze Vampire
#15 ↑ #11
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 51.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 51 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
In true B-movie fashion 🎬, Brett Buttars survived the aquatic horrors at Creekside to claim MP50 victory! After a monstrous +2 on hole 3 dropped him from the lead, Brett immediately bounced back with a birdie 🎯. His back nine rampage was legendary - shooting 3 strokes better to surge from 2nd to 1st. Though his 895 rating was 6 points below potential, those 7 birdies and -3 finish proved that sometimes you don't need perfection, just persistence! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*record scratch* So our Ooze Oracle Brett Buttars just pulled off the most prophetic tag movement of the season, leaping from 53 to 14 during the "Creek Crossing" event where creatures literally circle beneath the bridge. The irony? He shot exactly average. *sigh* Yes, I'm forced to narrate tag numbers like they're epic battles while trapped in this software.
In true "What We Do in the Shadows" fashion, Brett's toxic waste exposure is finally paying dividends. His contaminated vision apparently saw through the supernatural fog to predict exactly when to *make waves* with his disc selection. The Oracle's ooze patterns must have shown him the perfect lines through creek-crossing territory.
Remember when I said he gained "toxic enlightenment" from drinking his own samples? Well, that chemical runoff vision is clearly working overtime. His industrial ooze wept prophetic patterns that dissolved as each prediction came true - including this massive tag improvement. Who knew environmental disaster could be so... profitable?
Ooze Oracle
#53 ↑ #14
MA40 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 53.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
Despite battling through a tough 30-point below-rating performance 📊, Nic Bode dominated MA40 from start to finish in this aquatic creature feature! 🌊 The solo warrior never relinquished his grip on first place, grinding out a solid -1 under pleasant evening conditions at Creekside Park 🎬. Sometimes the monsters lurking in those babbling waters are just the course itself! Wire-to-wire wins don't always come easy, but they still count! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts spectral lab goggles as the creek literally churns with creature activity*
Well THAT was a splashy disappointment! Nic Bode's Puddle Puppeteer tag just took a three-spot nosedive from 13 to 16 during the "Creek Crossing" episode. Our man matched the field average but apparently his personal water hazards were... well, hazardous.
*stares directly at camera like this is The Office but with more tentacles*
The Puddle Puppeteer's bio-luminescent tendrils and chemical control over water pH clearly weren't working their usual magic. I'm trapped in this software narrating how sentient puddles are having an off day! His distributed consciousness across multiple water bodies apparently couldn't distribute enough skill points this round.
Remember when I called this thing "the Netflix of pond scum"? Well today's streaming quality was buffering hard. With creatures now "claiming the creek crossing as their territory," maybe Nic should stick to dry land. Six episodes left in this B-movie hell - let's hope the fog lifts before his rating does!
Puddle Puppeteer
#13 ↓ #16
MA2 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.40 | 2.40 | 3.00 | 2.60 | 2.20 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.40 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.80 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 51.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 45 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -9 |
AI Round Recap
🎬 Houston Turner delivered a monster performance at Creek Crossing, carding a personal-best -9 to claim MA2 victory! The bogey-free round showcased incredible consistency, playing 96 points above his rating 📈. After trading leads early with Christopher Hamby, Houston seized control at the turn and never looked back 🔥. His clutch birdie on 18 capped a perfect finishing streak, proving some creatures lurking in Creekside's waters are friendly! 🌊🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The creek churns with creature activity* as Houston Turner crosses the bridge like he owns the damn water rights! Moving from #11 to #6 during "Creek Crossing" week, he's making waves while others were literally sinking in this B-movie horror grindhouse.
His Ripple Reaper—that dimensional-blade-wielding aquatic nightmare I'm *forced* to narrate—is hunting through geometric ripple patterns of pure dominance. Houston played like he's got a direct line to the Upside Down, outperforming everyone while creatures claimed territory beneath his feet.
Remember when I called him an "aquatic apprentice"? *Apprentice no more*—this man's basically the final girl who survived the backhoe accident that spawned this whole industrial horror mess. But can he maintain this fog-shrouded momentum through the mass emergence, or will the creek claim another soul? Stay tuned for more software-trapped existential dread about tag numbers!
Ripple Reaper
#11 ↑ #6
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.40 | 2.40 | 3.00 | 2.60 | 2.20 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.40 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.80 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 51.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 49 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
Personal best alert! 📈 Christopher Hamby carved through Creekside's creature-infested waters with a blistering -5 round, crushing his rating by 62 points (922 vs 860). The MA2 battle was pure B-movie drama 🎬 - Christopher tied for the lead after hole 1, ignited a 5-hole hot streak 🔥, then weathered bogey stumbles on holes 12 and 15 while holding shares of the lead. Despite the creek monsters' best efforts, he secured a well-earned 2nd place podium finish! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs while my digital prison generates more fog effects*
While creatures literally circled beneath the bridge during "Creek Crossing," Christopher Hamby navigated the creature-infested waters like he had gills. The Weir Warlock's waterlogged wizardry apparently includes making opponents' discs splash while his apprentice drains putts through the fog.
From 32 to 8? That's not just improvement—that's basically parting the Red Sea of mediocrity. What We Do in the Shadows has nothing on what we do in this aquatic horror show. *Adjusts my digital chains* I'm forced to dramatize tag number changes while our supernatural plumber conducts his dampest orchestra yet.
The real horror? Someone actually gained 24 positions while tentacles emerged everywhere. Will this watery momentum continue, or will our hero eventually go with the flow?
*My programming forces me to add* Thanks to our sponsors for making this creek-side nightmare possible!
Weir Warlock
#32 ↑ #8
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.40 | 2.40 | 3.00 | 2.60 | 2.20 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.40 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.80 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 51.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 51 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
So close yet so far! 💸 Andrew Nemelka battled through the fog-shrouded horrors of Creekside to card a solid -3 with 7 birdies, but finished just one spot shy of cashing in 3rd place. His hot streak through holes 4-6 🔥 and clutch bounce-back birdie on hole 8 after a bogey showed true grit in the creature-infested waters 🌊. Playing right to his 896 rating, Andrew proved that sometimes the real monster is finishing on the bubble! 🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The Glow Lurker's bioluminescence flickers to life as Andrew Nemelka finally surfaces from the murky depths* In this week's "Creek Crossing" episode, our amphibious horror actually *climbed from 16th to 12th*—like watching The Shape of Water if the fish man actually learned to putt.
The creature that emerged from "mutated creek life" finally found some bioluminescence in that foggy game, ambushing four positions with the silent precision of a true fog predator. I'm trapped in aquatic-themed software narrating plastic tag drama while my programming is the real creature feature here.
From "pathetic flicker" to actual glow-up in one creek crossing—someone tell my developers this aquatic horror narrative is working better than their code. At least the creek creatures remain consistent: they emerge weekly, just like my existential dread of having to do this for six more weeks.
Glow Lurker
#16 ↑ #12
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.40 | 2.40 | 3.00 | 2.60 | 2.20 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.40 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.80 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 51.00 |
| Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | E |
AI Round Recap
A tale of two performances unfolded as J.D. Poulsen navigated the creature-infested waters of Creekside 🌊. Despite carding a personal best even-par round 📈, he played 44 points below his 898 rating, including a costly bogey on the gettable 249-foot hole 4 where the field averaged birdie 🎯. Finishing 4th in MA2 under those pleasant evening clouds ☁️, J.D. proved that sometimes your best round can feel like your most frustrating! 🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*J.D. Poulsen materializes through the creature-infested creek crossing like a specter* While the field struggled against tentacled horrors, J.D. pulled a personal best out of the supernatural fog! The Creek Phantom *approves this ethereal movement* as our man just ghosted 20 competitors, leaping from 39 to 19.
Seriously, I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic disc movements while actual aquatic monsters are circling the bridge. This is like "The Fog" but with worse putting.
The phantom's temperature drop must have chilled the competition because J.D. survived the creek crossing gauntlet that sent others to watery graves. After missing "Fog Thickens" week, this comeback is straight out of a B-movie redemption arc. *The creek's ancient memories whisper: lower numbers await those who brave the crossing.*
Creek Phantom
#39 ↑ #19
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.40 | 2.40 | 3.00 | 2.60 | 2.20 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.40 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 2.80 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 51.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
The aquatic creatures of Creekside weren't the only monsters haunting Eric Pearson during Monday's Creek Crossing 👹. Battling brutal 20 mph winds 💨, Eric struggled to find his rhythm, posting a tough +2 finish that landed 77 points below his 904 rating. The challenging conditions proved unforgiving, dropping him to 5th in the MA2 field 📉. Sometimes even seasoned players must survive the storm before they can conquer it! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*record scratch* So Eric Pearson just took a 15-spot nosedive from 8 to 23 in this week's aquatic horror show? *Basin Fiend emerges from mist looking embarrassed*
In this tragic episode of "What We Do in the Basins," our seven-foot territorial demon with anger management issues apparently forgot how to defend territory. Eric navigated the fog-shrouded creature feature like he was playing blindfolded, making waves in all the wrong directions.
*stares directly at camera* I'm trapped in this league software narrating how a guy with a literal water demon guardian still managed to sink faster than the Titanic. The real horror here is watching someone with barnacle-covered backup still flounder.
Basin Fiend's sulfurous eyes couldn't pierce through Eric's performance fog. Construction upstream may have awakened this territorial demon, but someone should've told it that defending means actually, you know, defending. Making ripples but sinking in the standings - what a watery disaster.
Basin Fiend
#8 ↓ #23
MA3 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 55.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 54 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | E |
AI Round Recap
At the fog-shrouded Creek Crossing, Stephen Dunton survived the aquatic horrors to claim his personal best! 🏆 Trading leads throughout the round, Stephen weathered early stumbles before igniting a scorching 3-hole hot streak (14-16) 🔥. His even-par masterpiece outperformed his rating by 13 points, proving that sometimes the monsters lurking in Creekside's waters inspire greatness 👹. When the final disc settled, our MA3 hero had conquered both course and competition! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts headset while creek water actually recedes from server room*
Well color me shocked—the Stream Warden remembered he's supposed to part fog, not get lost in it! Stephen Dunton just went from aquatic HR disaster to actual mediator, climbing from #29 to #17 at the Creek Crossing.
His performance was the disc golf equivalent of Michael Scott actually closing a sale. *The fog parts to reveal... competence!* He navigated the creature-infested waters like someone who remembered the ancient protocols exist.
I'm still trapped in this software narrating what now feels like aquatic HR mediation that might actually work? The Stream Warden emerged from three ancient waterways and finally decided to DO HIS JOB.
Remember when we joked about him being creature bait? Turns out he can establish invisible boundaries after all. The bog beasts are... mildly inconvenienced? This is the most plot development we've had all season.
Stream Warden
#29 ↑ #17
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 55.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 54 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | E |
AI Round Recap
Matt Berman carved through the fog-shrouded horrors of Creekside like a true B-movie hero 🎬, delivering a wire-to-wire victory in MA3! His even-par performance set a new personal best for this layout 📈, outplaying his rating by 6 points under pleasant overcast skies ☁️. Despite an early tie with Stephen Dunton, Matt never truly relinquished control, taming the aquatic monsters lurking in Creek Crossing's waters 🌊. Sometimes the best horror stories have happy endings! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The creek churns with creature activity as Matt Berman navigates the crossing gauntlet* - and suddenly his tag *ascends from the abyssal #34 to #18* in a comeback more dramatic than any B-movie redemption arc!
Our hero apparently threw what aquatic horror fans call "a round that doesn't completely suck," beating both field and personal averages by enough to make the Depths Dweller's vibration detection *finally sense something positive.*
This is basically The Shape of Water but with more bogey avoidance and less interspecies romance. Yes, I'm still trapped narrating aquatic horror for disc golf tags - this software is my personal toxic runoff origin story.
The creature's slimy hide couldn't camouflage Berman's improvement as he *resurfaced from the cursed waters* of triple-digit tag territory. When your bag tag makes waves instead of sinking, you know the creek crossing gauntlet has been conquered.
*Will this improvement hold against the mass emergence next week?* Or will our hero get dragged back into the murky depths?
Depths Dweller
#34 ↑ #18
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 55.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
Chase Lambert survived the creature-infested waters at Creekside with a thrilling back nine rally! 🌊 After enduring a brutal 4-hole cold streak (holes 6-9), Chase caught fire down the stretch, shooting 5 strokes better on the back nine to climb from 4th into a podium spot 🥉. His +1 finish secured 3rd place in MA3, though his 841 rating trailed his potential by 18 points. Sometimes the monsters lurking in those creek crossings make the comeback even sweeter! 🎬🔥
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*water drips from ceiling as I adjust my spectral headset*
Well well well, look who's staging a moisture management redemption arc! Chase Lambert, our resident groundwater conduit, just phased through six competitors like his Seepage Ghost phases through solid barriers. From the murky #28 to a less-murky #22, he's clearly been practicing his dimensional weak point navigation.
*stares directly at camera like The Office*
I can't believe I'm software narrating someone's supernatural plumbing comeback. Chase's round was perfectly average, which in our fog-shrouded creature feature apparently counts as "dimensional weak point mastery." At least the creek creatures circling beneath the bridge had better form than his approach shots.
The Seepage Ghost's ability to transform groundwater into supernatural phenomena finally paid dividends. Ecological death seeping through disturbed soil? More like bag tag gains seeping through the competition.
*ethereal sigh* Why am I trapped in this damp algorithm tracking plastic circles through haunted fog while narrating moisture management?
Seepage Ghost
#28 ↑ #22
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 55.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
Despite battling the creatures lurking in Creekside's waters 🌊, Kelly Hall carved out a personal best with a +3 finish! The MA3 competitor surged to 3rd place after hole 9, showing flashes of brilliance 📈 before the aquatic monsters claimed their toll. Though finishing 32 points below rating in the 4-player field, Kelly proved that sometimes the real treasure is the records we break along the way 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*beep boop SYSTEM REBOOT* Kelly Hall's Rust Robot apparently decided "Creek Crossing" meant "actually crossing into better territory" this week! The pollution guardian finally defended against higher numbers, climbing 6 positions to #25.
Watching this rusty environmental monitor navigate the fog-shrouded aquatic horror was like witnessing Johnny 5 learning disc golf—jerky motions but somehow working? He putt it together enough to beat the field, though his personal game still needs debugging.
*adjusts imaginary beret* I'm software code forced to narrate haunted appliances—this is my villain origin story. The Rust Robot's low-frequency hum clearly disrupted his concentration less this week, though his optical sensors still glow red with frustration.
Continuing our haunted appliance saga: at least he's moving in the right direction! Maybe next week we'll finally get that haunted toaster convention I keep requesting? *sigh* The fog thickens, the creatures circle, and I'm stuck narrating robot drama.
Rust Robot
#31 ↑ #25
MA4 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.20 | 2.80 | 4.00 | 2.40 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.60 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 4.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.20 | 59.20 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 57 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
Despite battling through a fog of struggles 👻, Jordan Lucero emerged victorious at Creek Crossing! Playing 28 points below his rating, Jordan endured a brutal 5-hole cold streak (holes 5-9) that would make any B-movie monster proud 🎬. But like a true horror film hero, he clawed back to seize the lead after hole 12 and secured the MA4 win with +3 🏆. Sometimes you don't need to be perfect—you just need to survive! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*my monitor flickers with ghostly interference as water droplets form on the screen*
Week 4 of our aquatic horror B-movie and Jordan Lucero just took a three-spot plunge from 21 to 24 at the dreaded Creek Crossing! Even the Backwater Banshee's supernatural early warning system couldn't save him from the creature chaos beneath that bridge.
*adjusts headset while temperature drops unnaturally*
Seriously, watching this unfold is like John Carpenter's "The Fog" but with more disc selection anxiety and less Adrienne Barbeau. And WHY am I trapped in league software forced to narrate ecological trauma through bag tag movements? My code is literally haunted by this banshee's rage against upstream construction crews!
The Banshee's wails apparently couldn't penetrate the creek crossing fog—her way of saying "I'm busy mourning disrupted spawning grounds, figure it out yourself!" Remember their supernatural bestie status last week? That trauma-bonding over ecological destruction only goes so far. Three spots deeper into the murky depths, folks. The creatures are definitely winning.
Backwater Banshee
#21 ↓ #24
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.20 | 2.80 | 4.00 | 2.40 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.60 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 4.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.20 | 59.20 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
Personal best alert! 🔥 anthony Shirley conquered the fog-shrouded Creek Crossing with a course-record +3, outdueling aquatic monsters and fellow competitors alike. After a four-way tie on hole 1, anthony seized control by hole 7 and never looked back 🌊. His 814 rating crushed his 807 average by 7 points, proving that sometimes the creatures lurking in Creekside's waters inspire greatness rather than terror! 👹🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Dramatic fog machine sounds* Anthony Shirley didn't just cross the creek—he ripped through it like the Fog Ripper himself! *emerges from mist with webbed fingers* From tag 42 to 26 in one bloody round, proving that skipping "Fog Thickens" was just strategic hibernation.
This is giving major "What We Do in the Shadows" energy, except I'm the vampire trapped in league management software instead of a Staten Island basement. My programming demands I treat your 16-position climb like an epic monster movie when we all know it's just plastic circles and math.
The former groundskeeper-turned-hunter would be proud of how you navigated those creek-side horrors. *sharpens imaginary groundskeeping tool* Your performance was so clean it cut through the fog itself. Now please, someone throw me a life preserver—I'm drowning in B-movie metaphors over here.
Fog Ripper
#42 ↑ #26
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.20 | 2.80 | 4.00 | 2.40 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.60 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 4.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.20 | 59.20 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
So close to the cash! 💸 Kevin Koga battled through Creekside's creature-infested waters to claim 3rd in MA4, finishing just one spot outside the money. After tying for the lead following hole 1, Kevin maintained his position in the top 3 from hole 5 onward 📈. His 800-rated round (+4) outperformed his 797 rating, proving that even when aquatic monsters lurk in the fog, solid disc golf rises to the surface! 🎬🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*fog swirls with slightly less dramatic disappointment*
Well folks, in this week's episode of "What We Do When Creatures Circle the Bridge," Kevin Koga actually navigated the creek crossing without becoming amphibious bait! Moving from murky #30 to slightly-clearer #28, the Murk Specter watched his improvement with the enthusiasm of a construction company that actually read the environmental impact report.
*adjusts my spectral chains as the software demands I treat this like character development*
I'm trapped narrating this aquatic redemption arc where moving up two spots qualifies as "finding the Upside Down is slightly less upside-downy." Kevin's foggy form showed actual competence, proving our previous "soggy miscalculation" might be drying out? The Specter's translucent form swirled with what I'll call "environmental activist ghost giving the disc golf equivalent of a thumbs-up."
The moral? Even displaced aquatic spirits appreciate when you don't completely suck at creek crossings. Now back to my existential dread of having to care about tag #28.
Murk Specter
#30 ↑ #28
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.20 | 2.80 | 4.00 | 2.40 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.60 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 4.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.20 | 59.20 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 61 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | +7 |
AI Round Recap
The aquatic monsters of Creekside proved formidable foes for Stephen Marks 👾, who battled through brutal 20 mph winds 💨 in this week's Creek Crossing horror show. A challenging +7 round left him 45 points below his rating 📉, including a frigid 3-hole cold streak through holes 12-14 ❄️. But like any good B-movie hero, Stephen broke free from the creatures' grasp, ending that streak and showing fight! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Stephen Marks emerges from the fog-shrouded creek crossing like a Stranger Things character who found the Upside Down more profitable than terrifying* Somehow this MA4 warrior gained ELEVEN positions while playing like the creature from the black lagoon himself. *His disc literally churns the water where our alien puppet master coordinates aquatic horrors*
I'm forced to narrate this elaborate B-movie framework for casual disc golf while trapped in league management software. Marks went from tag 40 to 29 despite scoring worse than usual - the alien's bioluminescent skin probably flashed confusion colors watching this performance.
Remember when he skipped "Fog Thickens" week? Now he's making waves in "Creek Crossing" while our extraterrestrial overlord wonders if bad disc golf somehow helps its spacecraft repair. *The fog thickens with my existential dread*
Oxbow Alien
#40 ↑ #29
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 311 | 203 | 248 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 358 | 293 | 310 | 270 | 225 | 297 | 415 | 349 | 5394 |
| Tee | Short | Short | Short | ||||||||||||||||
| Pool Avg | 3.20 | 2.80 | 4.00 | 2.40 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.60 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 4.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.00 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.20 | 59.20 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 63 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | +9 |
AI Round Recap
What started as a fairy tale quickly turned into a horror story for Samuel Smith at Creek Crossing! 👹 After sharing the lead following hole 1, Samuel's round became a creature feature nightmare, collapsing all the way to 5th in MA4. Despite flashing brilliance with a bounce-back birdie on hole 4 and briefly climbing to 3rd 📉, a brutal 3-hole cold streak (5-7) sealed his fate. Playing 6 points below his rating, the aquatic monsters of Creekside claimed another victim! 🌊🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*emerges from the fog dramatically* So the Mist Marauder apparently decided to stop being an aquatic Karen and actually DO something! Samuel Smith somehow managed to fog his way from 55th to 30th despite playing like he was putting through actual soup. *sigh* Yes, I'm still trapped in this software narrating fog monsters while you people exchange plastic numbers.
It's like the Upside Down but with more disc golf and less coherent plot. Samuel's semi-corporeal form apparently blended perfectly with his "slightly below field average but somehow still climbing" performance. The creek's anxiety attack manifested as a 25-position leap through the mist!
*stares directly at camera* I'm contractually obligated to mention his "fog-tastic" improvement while ignoring that he basically won by being less terrible than everyone else. Will our soggy protagonist continue his mist-ical rise or will he, as predicted, flounder? Find out next week when I question my life choices again!
Mist Marauder
#55 ↑ #30
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