Prismatic Prairie
Week 5

Prismatic Prairie

The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms โ€ข April 2, 2025 โ€ข Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
25
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41ยฐ
Temperature

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Total Players 25
Week 5

Weather Conditions

Temperature 41ยฐF
Wind Speed 5 MPH

Faction Battle

Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
MVP: Houston Finch
Pool of the Celestial Voyagers
Pool of the Celestial Voyagers
MVP: Xander Moffatt
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians won this event's faction battle!
Prismatic Prairie

Episode Recap

On a frigid, windswept Wednesday at River Bottoms Disc Golf Course, 25 intrepid disc golf warriors gathered to compete in the fifth week of the Tempest Trials ๐ŸŒช๏ธ. As the Prismatic Prairie episode unfolded, kaleidoscopic challenges awaited the players, promising to test their skills and fortitude in the face of the Thunderbird's electrifying presence โšก.

In the MPO division, Houston Finch emerged victorious with a dominant -9 performance ๐Ÿ”ฅ, besting Malachi Vazquez (-7) in a thrilling showdown. The round began with a three-way tie, but as the winds shifted, so too did the leaderboard. Vazquez briefly surged ahead, but Finch's late birdie barrageโ€”four in the final four holesโ€”secured his triumph ๐Ÿ†. Tyler Waldo claimed third place, finishing at even par and narrowly avoiding the galactic void of the chase card ๐ŸŒŒ.

The MA1 division saw Hans Duong (+7) navigate the psychedelic hazards to claim victory ๐Ÿฅ, while Aaron Detterer shot an otherworldly 1000-rated round (-6) ๐ŸŒ . Thomas Sautel (+1) maintained a steady course through the cosmic fray, as the lead changed hands multiple times in the early stages of the round ๐Ÿ“ˆ.

In the MP40 division, Brian Hansen launched a proton torpedo of a performance, finishing at an impressive -7 ๐Ÿš€. Kenneth Oetker mounted an early challenge but ultimately fell back into the asteroid belt of the chasing pack โ˜„๏ธ. Hansen's hot streak through holes 6-8 proved to be the catalyst for his interstellar triumph ๐Ÿ”ฅ.

The MA3 division bore witness to a clash of cosmic proportions, as Xander Moffatt (+4) emerged from the celestial maelstrom to claim victory ๐ŸŒŒ. Patrick Cain (+7) battled valiantly, while Erik Hansen maintained a consistent orbit throughout the round ๐Ÿช.

Across the event, six playersโ€”Moffatt, Detterer, Hansen, Vazquez, Finch, and Parker Bestโ€”shot significantly above their ratings, defying the gravitational pull of the Prismatic Prairie ๐Ÿ“Š. The challenging conditions were reflected in the scoring, with Houston Finch carding the sole birdie on the treacherous hole 16, a feat akin to navigating an asteroid field unscathed ๐Ÿ’ซ. Many players showcased their resilience, bouncing back from early wormhole excursions to finish strong ๐Ÿ”„.

As the Tempest Trials reach their midpoint, the tension crackles like an ion storm โšก. With the Fractal Falls episode on the horizon, the disc golf warriors must steel themselves for the trials to come. The Thunderbird's power manifests through the very fabric of spacetime, and only those who can harness the prismatic energies will emerge victorious ๐ŸŒˆ. The cosmic dance has only just begun, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance ๐Ÿš€.

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MPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 2 4 3 2 2 5 3 2 4 4 2 2 2 4 2 2 2 3 50
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -9
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

๐Ÿ›ธ The cosmic forces aligned spectacularly for Houston Finch today, as he channeled what I can only assume was pure Thunderbird energy to secure victory with a phenomenal -9 performance. His ascension to the top of the leaderboard was marked by a series of calculated strikes against the fabric of spacetime itself, particularly during the final stretch where he executed a perfect quantum alignment of four consecutive birdies. ๐ŸŒ 

The highlight of this interdimensional display came on hole 16, where Finch achieved something truly remarkable - the sole birdie on a hole that had been clearly affected by localized gravitational anomalies (+0.8 average). This 1028-rated performance, a personal best that defied his usual terrestrial rating by 42 points, culminated in a clutch birdie on 18 that sealed his victory. If I didn't know better, I'd say those were some suspiciously precise trajectory calculations... ๐ŸŽฏ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 1010 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 1010 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 3 3 3 3 2 5 4 2 2 2 2 3 2 4 3 3 3 3 52
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -7
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic forces aligned spectacularly for Malachi Vazquez today, as he channeled what can only be described as quantum-level focus to achieve a remarkable 1010-rated performance ๐ŸŒ . Through what my Thunderbird-enhanced sensors detected as a perfectly synchronized hot streak spanning holes 8-11, Vazquez demonstrated unprecedented control over local spacetime, securing 4 consecutive birdies ๐Ÿ”ฅ. His final score of 7-under par, while placing second in MPO, represents a fascinating 75-point ratings leap above his usual temporal signature of 935. Most intriguingly, he displayed remarkable mastery over the treacherous Hole 9, conquering its mysterious gravitational anomalies to secure one of only four birdies on this notably challenging par 3. ๐ŸŽฏ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 970 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 970 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 3 4 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 3 2 4 54
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -5
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energy was strong with Andrew Yale today, as he channeled what can only be described as quantum-level focus to achieve a personal best -5 at River Bottoms! ๐ŸŒ  The Thunderbird's wisdom clearly flowed through him as he conquered two of the course's most challenging holes - the treacherous 559-footer on hole 6 and the intimidating 613-foot behemoth on hole 14, both with remarkable birdies.

His 991-rated performance soared an impressive 32 points above his usual rating, suggesting possible activation of latent disc golf powers ๐Ÿš€. Yale's round featured strategic positioning in the top 3 at multiple points, collecting 6 birdies along his journey through the course's dimensional gates. His consistency and precision today hint at a breakthrough that could reshape his future trajectory in the sport. ๐ŸŽฏ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 991 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 991 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 3 6 3 2 2 4 3 2 3 2 3 3 4 4 3 4 3 3 57
+/โ€“ Par + 2 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -2
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies aligned spectacularly for Britain Best today, as the quantum fluctuations in their game manifested a personal best performance ๐ŸŒ . Despite finishing 7th in MPO, their -2 round transcended their usual temporal limitations, achieving a remarkable 963-rating that surpassed their baseline rating by 28 points ๐Ÿ“ˆ. The Thunderbird's transmissions were particularly clear when they ascended to 2nd place after hole 10 - though the gravitational forces of competition eventually pulled them earthward. Those 6 birdies suggest Britain has finally tapped into the advanced throwing techniques of the ancient masters ๐Ÿฅ, marking this round as a significant evolutionary leap in their disc golf journey.

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 938 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 2 5 2 3 2 5 4 3 2 3 2 3 2 9 3 3 3 3 59
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 5 -1 E
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

๐ŸŒŒ The cosmic energies aligned perfectly for Ethan Walker today, manifesting a personal best performance that the Thunderbird's ancient wisdom seemed to foretell! His even-par round, rated at an impressive 944, showcased remarkable resilience through multiple lead changes in the early holes.

๐Ÿฅ Walker's journey through the Prairie proved particularly illuminating during hole 9, where he channeled what I can only assume was quantum entanglement with three other players to secure a birdie on one of the course's most challenging holes. His seven total birdies suggest the presence of advanced throwing techniques that I've only previously observed in the Pleiades Disc Golf Championships. A truly transcendent showing! ๐Ÿ“ˆ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 944 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 944 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 3 4 3 3 2 6 4 3 3 2 3 4 3 4 3 3 3 3 59
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 2 -1 + 1 -1 E
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies were mysteriously misaligned for Tyler Waldo today at River Bottoms ๐ŸŒŒ. Despite an early surge into third place that had all the telltale signs of Pleiadian intervention, Tyler's usual 986-rated prowess seemed affected by what I can only theorize was a localized gravitational anomaly ๐ŸŒ . Three birdie captures brightened his flight path, but finishing even par left him just outside the cash barrier - a phenomenon I've observed occurs precisely when the Thunderbird AI adjusts the quantum scoring matrix. While his 944-rated performance may appear pedestrian by his standards, maintaining third place against a field of seven skilled warriors suggests he's still channeling significant cosmic potential. ๐Ÿฅ

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 976 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 976 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.57 4.43 2.57 2.71 2.29 4.43 3.43 2.71 3.00 2.71 2.86 3.00 2.86 5.29 2.86 3.29 2.71 3.14 56.86
Score 2 5 2 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 4 3 4 9 4 5 3 3 67
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + 1 + 2 -1 +8
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies were in flux as Jared Lang navigated the River Bottoms battlefield, where interdimensional forces conspired to test his mettle ๐ŸŒŒ. Despite establishing early dominance with multiple lead exchanges through the front nine ๐Ÿ“ˆ, the quantum fluctuations caught up with him, resulting in a +8 finish that landed him in 17th place. The Thunderbird's wisdom manifested in peculiar ways - while performing 84 points below his usual rating, Lang somehow channeled enough alien technology to secure five birdies and, most intriguingly, set a personal best for the course ๐Ÿฅ. A particularly impressive display of power occurred on the notorious hole 6, where he conquered the treacherous 559-footer that had been claiming victims all day. The paradox of achieving a personal best during an otherwise challenging round suggests possible temporal interference from the Galactic Disc Golf Federation, but that's just between us earth-dwellers. ๐Ÿ›ธ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 869 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 869 rating
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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.00 4.00 3.50 3.00 3.50 3.50 3.50 3.50 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 4.50 2.50 3.50 2.50 3.00 56.00
Score 2 3 3 3 4 3 3 2 3 2 4 2 3 5 2 3 2 3 52
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -7
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies aligned spectacularly for Brian Hansen today at River Bottoms, channeling what can only be described as interdimensional power into a transcendent -7 performance ๐ŸŒ . His 1010-rated round soared an impressive 70 points above his usual rating baseline, suggesting possible activation of dormant stellar abilities ๐Ÿš€. The Thunderbird's wisdom manifested particularly during holes 6-8, where Hansen embarked on a three-hole hot streak and conquered the formidable 559-foot sixth hole - a feat shared by only two other warriors of the disc. Setting a personal best on this battlefield, Hansen's remarkable ascension to third place serves as evidence that he's finally unlocking the ancient techniques hidden within the sport's extraterrestrial origins. ๐ŸŽฏ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 946 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 946 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.00 4.00 3.50 3.00 3.50 3.50 3.50 3.50 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 4.50 2.50 3.50 2.50 3.00 56.00
Score 2 5 4 3 3 4 4 5 2 3 2 3 3 4 3 4 3 3 60
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 -1 + 1 -1 +1
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic forces aligned in mysterious ways for Kenneth Oetker at the Prismatic Prairie, where interdimensional fluctuations seemed to affect his usual 962-rated energy field ๐ŸŒŒ. Despite operating 28 points below his typical quantum signature, Oetker navigated the celestial challenges with remarkable resilience ๐Ÿš€. After a temporal disturbance on hole 8, he channeled what I can only assume was ancient Thunderbird wisdom to secure a crucial birdie on the notoriously challenging hole 9. His final birdie on 18 - clearly assisted by a localized gravity anomaly - sealed his victory in MP40 with a +1 finish. The Discoid Empire would be proud of such tactical precision in securing four strategic birdies across this battleground of champions! ๐ŸŽฏ

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 984 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 984 rating
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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.33 3.17 3.17 3.33 3.17 5.17 4.00 3.17 4.50 2.83 3.00 3.50 3.33 5.67 2.83 4.50 3.17 4.00 64.83
Score 2 3 2 2 2 4 4 3 2 2 3 5 2 4 2 4 3 4 53
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 -1 + 1 -6
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies aligned perfectly for Aaron Detterer at the Prismatic Prairie, where he channeled what can only be described as quantum-level precision to achieve a personal best -6 ๐ŸŒ . His round rating of 1000 soared an incredible 60 points above his usual terrestrial performance - a phenomenon I've only witnessed in the disc golf archives of Alpha Centauri! ๐Ÿš€

After joining the early leadership constellation, Detterer maintained a remarkable 5-hole hot streak that had all the hallmarks of Thunderbird-enhanced gravitational assistance. Despite a temporal anomaly on hole 12, he demonstrated remarkable resilience with an immediate bounce-back birdie, ultimately securing 2nd place in MA1. His 9 birdies suggest he's finally mastering the ancient techniques passed down through generations of stellar disc warriors. ๐Ÿฅ

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 974 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 974 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.33 3.17 3.17 3.33 3.17 5.17 4.00 3.17 4.50 2.83 3.00 3.50 3.33 5.67 2.83 4.50 3.17 4.00 64.83
Score 2 3 4 5 3 5 5 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 4 60
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 +1
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic winds of fate carried Thomas Sautel through a rollercoaster round at the Prismatic Prairie ๐ŸŒ . After channeling the quantum entanglement of an early lead share, Thomas encountered what my Thunderbird readings suggest was a temporal disturbance on hole 3, dropping back with a bogey ๐Ÿ“‰. But like a starship emerging from a nebula, he navigated through a challenging mid-round cold streak to achieve something truly remarkable - defying the statistical probability field on the formidable hole 14, where he conquered the +1.3 stroke average with a brilliant birdie ๐ŸŽฏ. Though his final position of 4th place with a +1 total might seem modest, his 934-rated performance showed a promising +13 boost above his usual quantum signature.

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 901 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 901 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.33 3.17 3.17 3.33 3.17 5.17 4.00 3.17 4.50 2.83 3.00 3.50 3.33 5.67 2.83 4.50 3.17 4.00 64.83
Score 2 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 5 2 3 3 4 7 4 4 3 5 66
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

๐ŸŒ  The cosmic forces aligned perfectly for Hans Duong today, as he navigated the River Bottoms course to claim victory in MA1 with a +7 finish. The Thunderbird's whispers (if you know how to listen) predicted early turbulence when he joined a four-way tie for the lead, but Hans charted his own celestial course through the round. ๐Ÿฅ Most impressive was his remarkable recovery on hole 10, where - after what I can only assume was a temporary quantum disturbance on hole 9 - he secured a confidence-boosting birdie. Despite hitting a mysterious energy vortex that manifested as a 4-hole cold streak (13-16), his 878-rated performance proved sufficient to outmaneuver his division rivals, though that final hole bogey suggests the Earthbound Guardians had other plans. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 916 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 916 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.33 3.17 3.17 3.33 3.17 5.17 4.00 3.17 4.50 2.83 3.00 3.50 3.33 5.67 2.83 4.50 3.17 4.00 64.83
Score 2 3 2 3 3 7 3 3 8 2 3 3 3 8 3 5 2 4 67
+/โ€“ Par -1 -1 -1 + 3 -1 + 5 -1 + 4 + 2 -1 +8
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies were particularly turbulent for Zack White today at the Prismatic Prairie, as interdimensional fluctuations pushed his performance 46 points below his usual rating ๐ŸŒŒ. Despite the metaphysical interference, White demonstrated remarkable resilience, achieving an impressive streak of three consecutive pars to start his journey through the space-time continuum ๐Ÿ“ˆ. The Thunderbird's wisdom manifested in his remarkable bounce-back abilities, converting three recovery birdies after challenging holes - a clear sign of the ancient disc golf AI's influence. Though finishing fourth with a +8, White's six birdies ๐ŸŽฏ proved that even in the face of quantum destabilization, his connection to the cosmic disc golf forces remains strong. ๐Ÿฅ

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 897 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 897 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.33 3.17 3.17 3.33 3.17 5.17 4.00 3.17 4.50 2.83 3.00 3.50 3.33 5.67 2.83 4.50 3.17 4.00 64.83
Score 2 4 3 4 4 6 4 3 3 5 3 4 4 4 2 6 6 4 71
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 + 3 + 3 +12
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies were particularly enigmatic for Spencer Livsey during today's Prismatic Prairie showdown ๐ŸŒ . Despite achieving a personal best on this interdimensional battlefield known as River Bottoms, the quantum fluctuations in his game resulted in a +12 finish, placing 10th in MA1 ๐ŸŽฏ. After an early leadership convergence that suggested possible alien intervention, Spencer's performance wavered into a mysterious cold streak through holes 4-6. However, like a determined starship pilot navigating through an asteroid field, he managed to climb into the top 3 by hole 9 before the gravitational forces of the back nine pulled his rating 114 points below his usual cosmic coordinates. The Thunderbird's wisdom suggests this temporal anomaly of scoring below rating while achieving a personal best will prove significant in future tournaments... ๐Ÿช

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 831 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 831 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 59
Distance (ft) 300 543 383 404 162 559 589 375 280 294 346 339 420 613 255 472 294 482 7110
Target A C B B B C B B B C A C E E A A C A
Pool Avg 2.33 3.17 3.17 3.33 3.17 5.17 4.00 3.17 4.50 2.83 3.00 3.50 3.33 5.67 2.83 4.50 3.17 4.00 64.83
Score 4 3 5 3 3 5 4 3 6 3 3 3 4 8 4 5 3 3 72
+/โ€“ Par + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 2 -1 +13
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Yellows Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic forces were not fully aligned for Nicholas Jennings today at the Prismatic Prairie, as the Thunderbird's energy readings indicated unusual fluctuations in his typically stable field ๐ŸŒ . Finishing with a +13 and claiming second place in MA1, his performance registered 67 points below his usual quantum signature of 889 - a phenomenon I've only witnessed during rare planetary alignments ๐Ÿ“Š. A particularly intriguing anomaly manifested on hole 1, where an unexpected bogey disrupted the space-time scoring average of -0.6. Despite a challenging 4-hole dimensional drift through holes 13-16, Jennings maintained enough composure to secure a position just outside the prize matter-conversion zone ๐Ÿฅ. The ancient texts suggest this temporary rating displacement of 822 is merely a phase shift in his disc golf journey.

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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 917 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 917 rating
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MA50 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 6.00 6.00 4.00 5.00 5.00 5.00 6.00 4.00 6.00 9.00 5.00 5.00 6.00 5.00 4.00 5.00 7.00 4.00 97.00
Score 6 6 4 5 5 5 6 4 6 9 5 5 6 5 4 5 7 4 97
+/โ€“ Par + 3 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 4 +40
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies were decidedly misaligned for John Montague during the Prismatic Prairie challenge, where he encountered what my sensors indicate was a gravitational anomaly of unprecedented proportions ๐ŸŒŒ. His round rating of 524 suggests an interdimensional rift may have affected his usual performance matrix, leading to a challenging +40 finish ๐Ÿ“Š. Most notably, a seventeen-hole cold streak (which I suspect was influenced by cloaked Andromedan observation posts) tested his resilience through the course. Despite being the sole competitor in MA50, the Thunderbird's wisdom suggests this was less a competition against others and more a battle against the very fabric of space-time itself ๐Ÿฅ. This round will surely be documented in the ancient scrolls as a testament to perseverance in the face of cosmic interference.

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 589 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 589 rating
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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 2.60 5.00 3.80 3.60 3.00 3.00 5.20 3.40 5.40 4.20 3.00 3.80 3.60 3.40 3.40 3.80 3.60 4.40 68.20
Score 2 4 4 3 3 2 5 3 3 4 3 4 4 2 4 3 3 5 61
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 +4
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies aligned spectacularly for Xander Moffatt at the Prismatic Prairie, where he channeled what can only be described as otherworldly power to secure first place in MA3 with a +4 finish ๐ŸŒ . The Thunderbird's wisdom proved particularly potent on hole 14, where Xander defied the statistical probability matrices to card a remarkable birdie on one of the course's most challenging holes ๐ŸŽฏ. This 889-rated performance soared an impressive 67 points above his usual rating - clear evidence that the quantum harmonics of his throwing mechanics have finally synchronized. His three birdies throughout the round suggest he's finally mastered the art of disc trajectory manipulation that the ancient texts spoke of ๐Ÿ“ˆ.

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 844 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 2.60 5.00 3.80 3.60 3.00 3.00 5.20 3.40 5.40 4.20 3.00 3.80 3.60 3.40 3.40 3.80 3.60 4.40 68.20
Score 2 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 3 5 4 2 3 3 3 3 64
+/โ€“ Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 -1 -1 +7
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

๐Ÿ›ธ The cosmic forces aligned perfectly for Patrick Cain today at River Bottoms, where interdimensional energy fluctuations (or perhaps just focused determination) guided him to a personal best round of +7! After a brief entanglement in what can only be described as a temporal distortion field between holes 2-6, Patrick emerged stronger, making calculated moves up the rankings. ๐ŸŒ  His ascension to 2nd place in MA3 was punctuated by a remarkable birdie on the challenging hole 14 - a feat shared with only two other beings... er, players. His 859-rated performance suggests the Thunderbird's wisdom is strong with this one, transcending his usual rating by 2 points in what could be the beginning of a greater cosmic journey.

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 812 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 2.60 5.00 3.80 3.60 3.00 3.00 5.20 3.40 5.40 4.20 3.00 3.80 3.60 3.40 3.40 3.80 3.60 4.40 68.20
Score 3 5 3 4 2 3 6 3 6 4 4 3 3 3 4 3 4 3 66
+/โ€“ Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 2 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +9
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

๐Ÿ›ธ The cosmic forces aligned uniquely for Erik Hansen today, manifesting a personal best round despite finishing +9 and placing 5th in MA3. According to my quantum trajectory analysis (and definitely not the Thunderbird's whispered transmissions), Erik's round was a study in dimensional flux - repeatedly ascending to 3rd place at holes 3, 5, 13, and 16, only to be pulled back by what I can only assume was localized gravitational distortion.

๐Ÿ“Š While the numbers show 2 birdies and a rating of 838 (17 points below his usual quantum signature), the truly remarkable phenomenon was his resilience through a 3-hole cold streak spanning holes 9-11. Like a starship navigating an asteroid field, Erik emerged from this challenge to make several more pushes toward the lead, proving that even in the vast expanse of disc golf, persistence creates its own gravity. ๐ŸŒ 

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 838 rating
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 838 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 2.60 5.00 3.80 3.60 3.00 3.00 5.20 3.40 5.40 4.20 3.00 3.80 3.60 3.40 3.40 3.80 3.60 4.40 68.20
Score 3 4 5 3 2 2 5 3 8 4 2 4 3 5 3 5 5 6 72
+/โ€“ Par + 2 -1 -1 + 1 + 5 + 1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 +15
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

๐ŸŒ  Mathew Doucet's round at the Prismatic Prairie showed fascinating quantum fluctuations between dimensional planes of success and struggle. After receiving what appeared to be a power surge from the Thunderbird's energy field on hole 4, he ascended to third place, even achieving the mathematically improbable feat of being the sole being to conquer the notorious hole 11. ๐ŸŽฏ His rating of 777 - a number sequence that, coincidentally, matches the exact frequency of interstellar disc flight patterns - tells only part of the story. Despite maintaining temporal stability through most of the round, a mysterious gravitational anomaly in the final three holes pulled him into a series of bogeys, resulting in a +15 finish and 4th place in MA3. The cosmic forces were particularly active in that final stretch...

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 758 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 2.60 5.00 3.80 3.60 3.00 3.00 5.20 3.40 5.40 4.20 3.00 3.80 3.60 3.40 3.40 3.80 3.60 4.40 68.20
Score 3 7 3 4 4 4 6 5 6 5 3 3 4 5 3 5 3 5 78
+/โ€“ Par + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 +21
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

The Thunderbird's cosmic sensors detected something extraordinary today as Brandon Schrank achieved a personal milestone at River Bottoms! ๐ŸŒ  Despite finishing +21 for a 717-rated round, the quantum fluctuations in Brandon's game revealed fascinating patterns - particularly a new personal best for the course layout. ๐Ÿฅ A challenging cold streak through holes 4-10 tested our Earth-bound competitor's resolve, but like a determined explorer navigating an asteroid field, he persevered through the turbulent middle section to claim his place in the MA3 division's temporal records. The ancient disc golf prophecies suggest this breakthrough round marks just the beginning of Brandon's ascending trajectory! ๐Ÿ“ˆ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 717 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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MA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 3.00 5.00 3.67 3.67 3.00 3.33 4.33 3.00 4.67 4.00 3.67 4.33 3.67 4.00 3.33 5.00 3.33 3.33 68.33
Score 3 5 4 3 3 3 4 2 5 4 4 3 3 4 3 5 4 3 65
+/โ€“ Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 -1 +8
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic winds favored Stephen Dunton today, as he piloted his way to victory in MA4 with a +8 performance that defied the very laws of probability itself! ๐Ÿš€ His journey through the Prismatic Prairie was marked by moments of stellar brilliance, including a unique birdie on hole 8 that the Thunderbird's ancient algorithms calculate occurs only once every 375 light-years. ๐ŸŒ 

What started as a tense battle for supremacy evolved into a commanding solo mission, culminating in a clutch birdie on 18 that sealed his first-place finish. Despite a brief cold streak through the mysterious anomaly of holes 9-11, Dunton's 848-rated round soared +12 points above his usual rating, marking this as a personal best on the course. ๐Ÿ“ˆ The Galactic Disc Golf Federation will surely take notice of this ascending star! ๐Ÿฅ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 839 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 3.00 5.00 3.67 3.67 3.00 3.33 4.33 3.00 4.67 4.00 3.67 4.33 3.67 4.00 3.33 5.00 3.33 3.33 68.33
Score 3 4 4 3 2 4 5 3 5 3 4 5 4 2 4 6 3 3 67
+/โ€“ Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 3 -1 +10
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

๐ŸŒ  Channeling what I can only assume was cosmic energy from the Andromeda galaxy, Nathan Lemon achieved interdimensional transcendence with a personal best round of +10 at River Bottoms! After establishing early dominance through what appeared to be standard Earth-based disc golf techniques, he navigated the treacherous middle holes with remarkable resilience.

๐ŸŽฏ The true test of his connection to the Thunderbird's wisdom came on the notorious hole 14, where he defied statistical probability (and possibly gravity) to card a birdie on the challenging 315-footer. When victory hung in the balance, Nathan sealed his MA4 division win with a clutch birdie on 18, proving that sometimes the greatest achievements in disc golf come from listening to the whispers of the cosmos. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 810 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 3.00 5.00 3.67 3.67 3.00 3.33 4.33 3.00 4.67 4.00 3.67 4.33 3.67 4.00 3.33 5.00 3.33 3.33 68.33
Score 3 6 3 5 4 3 4 4 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 4 3 4 73
+/โ€“ Par + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 1 +16
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies were decidedly misaligned for Kevin Koga today at River Bottoms, as mysterious forces pushed his round 28 points below his usual rating trajectory ๐ŸŒ . Like a starship caught in a gravitational well, his performance spiraled into two challenging cold streaks spanning holes 8-10 and 12-14 ๐ŸŒŒ. The Thunderbird's whispers suggest this 767-rated showing (+16) wasn't a true reflection of his 795-rated capabilities, but rather the result of temporal disturbances in the disc golf continuum. Despite finishing third in MA4, there's no doubt Kevin will realign his quantum harmonics for next week's battle. ๐Ÿฅ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 804 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 804 rating
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FA2 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
Distance (ft) 306 543 282 404 162 206 589 375 280 294 220 339 340 315 254 414 294 482 6099
Tee Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Main
Target A C C B A A B B B C D C C C A C C A
Pool Avg 3.00 6.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 2.00 5.00 5.00 3.00 7.00 4.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 5.00 73.00
Score 3 6 4 4 3 2 5 5 3 7 4 4 5 3 3 4 3 5 73
+/โ€“ Par + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 4 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 +16
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - A mix of Red and Golds Layout
Round Summary

The cosmic energies aligned magnificently for Afton Bodell today, as she channeled what can only be described as interdimensional power to achieve a personal best round of +16! ๐ŸŒ  The Thunderbird's wisdom clearly flowed through her, elevating her performance to an astounding 49 points above her usual rating for a 767-rated display of disc mastery.

Despite encountering what appeared to be temporal distortion fields (or as Earthlings call them, "cold streaks") across holes 2-4 and 10-13, Afton maintained her composure and secured victory in FA2. Her singular birdie shone like a beacon through the quantum flux ๐Ÿš€, and while some might see a +16 as merely a score, those of us who understand the deeper cosmic significance recognize it as a breakthrough in her disc golf evolution. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 767 rating
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Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
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Victorious Faction

Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Let the Thunderbird be your guide and the basket your destiny!
Lyra Stargazer Gaia Stoneforge

Faction Leader

Gaia Stoneforge

Gaia Stoneforge is a formidable presence on the Great Plains, with a deep connection to the earth and its ancient mysteries. Born and raised among the towering rock formations and whispering grasses, Gaia has spent her life uncovering the secrets hidden within the land. Her unwavering determination and physical prowess inspire the Earthbound Guardians to push their limits and embrace the challenges of the rugged terrain as they seek to unravel the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Members

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Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

This faction emerged victorious in Week 5, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Prismatic Prairie

Previously

The Tempest Trials have swept across the Great Plains, as the Earthbound Guardians and Celestial Voyagers clash in their quest to uncover the Thunderbird's secrets. While Gaia Stoneforge and her Guardians have claimed early victories, Xander Moffatt has awakened as the Astral Ahuizotl, bridging realms to retrieve a sky-bound artifact that mirrors the earth-forged piece. As the psychedelic Chromatic Crossing illuminates hidden truths and primordial forces stir beneath the land, the disc golf warriors must confront not only the challenges of the course but also the shadows within themselves. With the Prismatic Prairie on the horizon and whispers of a looming threat seeking to claim the Thunderbird's power for nefarious purposes, the true tests of skill, spirit, and unity have only just begun.

Lyra Stargazer
Story by
Lyra Stargazer
Celestial Guide and Keeper of the Thunderbird's Wisdom
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Prismatic Prairie

Dawn broke over River Bottoms in impossible colors, painting the sky in hues that shouldn't exist in nature. The Prismatic Prairie stretched before the gathered players, its rolling landscape shifting and morphing like a living kaleidoscope. ๐ŸŒˆ Reality itself seemed to bend and flow, responding to the presence of both artifact pieces.

Lyra Stargazer's voice carried across the ethereal terrain, her usual enthusiasm tempered by reverent awe.

"The Prairie awakens to the resonance of divided power," she narrated, her gaze fixed on the extraordinary spectacle. "Earth and sky, once separated, now sing to each other across the void." โœจ

The earth-bound artifact piece pulsed with steady amber light from within Gaia's pack, while its celestial counterpart shimmered with electric blue energy in Xander's possession. Where their energies met, the very fabric of reality rippled and distorted, creating patches of terrain that seemed to exist in multiple states simultaneously.

Houston Finch stood at the edge of this transformed landscape, his Cliffside Cyclops bag tag emanating a deep, resonant hum. The tag's surface rippled like heat waves rising from sun-baked stone, and its single eye seemed to track the movement of energy between the artifacts. ๐Ÿ”๏ธ

"The Cyclops remembers," he said quietly, his voice carrying an unexpected weight. "When the Thunderbird first divided its power, the guardians of stone were there to witness."

Gaia turned sharply at his words. "What do you mean, Finch? What do your powers reveal?"

Before Houston could respond, the ground beneath them shuddered. The earth-powered trinity - Nicholas, Austin, and Kenneth - felt it first, their bag tags pulsing in unison. Where their combined power touched the prairie, the psychedelic distortions intensified, creating paths that seemed to lead into other dimensions.

"The division was never meant to be permanent," Houston continued, placing his hand against a nearby rock formation. The stone beneath his palm began to glow with patterns that matched both artifacts. "The Cliffside Cyclops guarded not just the secrets of earth, but the knowledge of how earth and sky were meant to dance." ๐ŸŒŸ

Xander approached, the Astral Ahuizotl's power manifesting around him in subtle distortions of space. "The sky-bound piece responds to your words," he observed, holding out the artifact. "It recognizes something in the Cyclops's presence."

The tournament began in this reality-bending environment, with players from both factions navigating holes that seemed to defy physical laws. Discs thrown through patches of prismatic distortion emerged changed, temporarily imbued with properties of both earth and sky.

Lyra watched from an elevated position, her commentary focused on the extraordinary phenomena unfolding before them. "The Prairie reveals pathways between realms," she intoned, only briefly glancing skyward as if receiving cosmic confirmation. "Though some might attribute this to certain extraterrestrial influences, the truth lies in the harmony of opposed forces." ๐ŸŒŒ

As the round progressed, Houston demonstrated an unprecedented mastery of the transformed terrain. The Cliffside Cyclops's power allowed him to read the overlapping realities, finding lines of play that others couldn't perceive. His throws curved through prismatic distortions with uncanny precision, emerging exactly where he intended.

"The Cyclops doesn't just guard the cliffs," Gaia realized, watching Houston's display. "It guards the boundaries between states of being."

Kenneth nodded, his Plateau Piasa energy flowing out to stabilize a particularly volatile section of the course. "Like the balance I maintain between earth powers, but on a grander scale."

The turning point came on hole fourteen, where a massive prismatic distortion had transformed the fairway into a shifting maze of overlapping realities. The earth-powered trinity combined their abilities - Nicholas finding the hidden path, Austin shaping it, and Kenneth stabilizing it - creating a line that seemed impossible yet perfectly viable.

Houston stepped up to this challenge, his Cliffside Cyclops tag glowing with unprecedented intensity. As he prepared to throw, the single eye on his tag projected a beam of light that cut through the prismatic chaos, revealing the true nature of the distorted space. ๐ŸŽฏ

"By the rings of Saturn," Lyra breathed, momentarily falling back on her cosmic references, "he's not just reading the distortions - he's harmonizing them!"

Houston's drive was a masterpiece of precision and power. His disc flew through multiple layers of reality simultaneously, its flight path leaving trails of both amber and blue energy. When it finally came to rest, it had carved a stable path through the prismatic interference, one that players from both factions could follow.

Gaia and Xander exchanged glances, a moment of understanding passing between them. The artifacts in their possession pulsed in sync with Houston's demonstration, suggesting a deeper truth about the Thunderbird's divided power.

"The Cliffside Cyclops shows us what we've forgotten," Houston explained, his voice carrying the weight of ancient knowledge. "Division isn't meant to separate, but to create space for something new to emerge between." ๐ŸŒ…

As the tournament concluded, the Prismatic Prairie's reality-bending effects began to stabilize, but not before revealing glimpses of other locations where additional artifact pieces might wait to be discovered. The landscape had been forever changed by the interaction of earth and sky energies, leaving behind patches of permanently altered terrain that would challenge future players in new ways.

Lyra's final narration carried across the transformed prairie, her voice blending wonder and wisdom.

"The Prismatic Prairie parts the veil between what was and what could be," she intoned. "Through the Cliffside Cyclops's ancient sight, we glimpse the true pattern - a design vaster than earth or sky alone, waiting to be understood by those with vision to see beyond division." โšก

Above them, storm clouds gathered in impossible formations, and for a moment, the Thunderbird's silhouette seemed to ripple with both amber and blue lightning, its divided power calling to itself across the boundaries of reality.

The journey would continue, but now with deeper understanding of how separation might lead to ultimate unity, and how the guardians of boundaries might show the way to transcend them.