Cage Match

Luchadores Clash in Cage Match Spectacular!

Ay caramba, what a day at the disc golf course, mis amigos! The Launcho Libre league delivered drama, passion, and high-flying shots that would make even the most seasoned luchador's jaw drop. In this second week of our epic saga, the Técnicos Voladores and Rudos Sucios factions clashed like titans in a cage match for the ages.

In the MPO division, it was a battle of wills between Malachi Vazquez, Clayton Rackham, and Owen Millet, each scoring a blistering 7 under par! These three warriors threw their discs like flaming comets, leaving trails of glory in their wake. But the real surprise came from Fernando Cortez, who snatched the lead after hole 3 like a masked bandit, only to have it stolen back by Malachi Vazquez two holes later in a daring display of aerial artistry.

The MP40 division saw Christopher Norman dominate the field, shooting a scorching 10 under par that left his opponents seeing stars. With a rating of 1012, this luchador soared like an eagle above mere mortals.

In the MA1 division, Chris Fox and Craig Bennett traded the lead back and forth like a hot potato, with Fox eventually triumphing after a heart-stopping display on hole 11. Zack Markarian and Trace James tied for second, each shooting a respectable 5 under par. The passion in this division was palpable, mis amigos!

The MA3 division saw more lead changes than a telenovela plot twist! Eric Pearson, Tyler Romney Romney, and Garrett Poulsen swapped the top spot six times throughout the round, with Pearson emerging victorious after a nail-biting finish on hole 18. These young luchadores showed the heart of true champions.

But the shot of the day belonged to none other than Malachi Vazquez, who snagged the CTP on hole 10 with a throw so precise, so elegant, it brought tears to this old luchador's eyes. For his efforts, Vazquez pocketed a cool $72, but more importantly, he won the adoration of the crowd.

Hole 16 proved to be a true test of mettle, playing 0.6 strokes above par on average. Only Colton McOmber of the MA4 division managed to tame this beast, carding a birdie that will surely become the stuff of Launcho Libre legend.

As the dust settles on this week's cage match, one thing is clear: the Launcho Libre league is just getting started, and the fireworks have only begun. Will Niño Prodigio find his wings under Skybound Slinger's tutelage? Can the Técnicos Voladores fend off the dastardly schemes of El Diablo Sucio and his Rudos Sucios? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: in this league, the passion burns brighter than a thousand suns, and the disc golf is hotter than a habanero pepper. Until next time, mis amigos, keep your discs flying true and your spirits soaring high!