Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSky-Blue Trapeze Artist Turned Disc Golf Ace
TroubleForgets This Isn't the Circus Anymore
Spatial Awareness of a BirdThrows That Defy GravityEvery Throw an Aerial Stunt
Heavenly Hurl was once a trapeze artist in a traveling circus, known for her breathtaking aerial stunts. After discovering disc golf during a performance in Mexico City, she fell in love with the sport's soaring throws and graceful arcs. Inspired by El Ángel Volador, she joined the Técnicos Voladores, bringing her acrobatic flair and dedication to honor to the team.
Heavenly Hurl is a lithe and agile luchador, capable of performing incredible feats of acrobatics on the disc golf course. Her throws are characterized by their high arcs and precise landings, often defying gravity. She possesses exceptional hand-eye coordination and a keen sense of spatial awareness, allowing her to execute complex maneuvers with ease.
Heavenly Hurl serves as a mentor and inspiration to the younger members of the Técnicos Voladores, teaching them the importance of finesse and showmanship. Her presence on the course elevates the team's performance, and her gravity-defying throws often turn the tide in their favor during competitions.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 3
#13 #12
Cue dramatic lucha libre music <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> just performed a move so underwhelming, even <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> is reconsidering her mentorship. This former trapeze artist watched as Fernando yeeted himself from <em>Vuelo 13</em> to <em>Vuelo 12</em>, proving that gravity always wins.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating this like it's Wrestlemania? Oh right, because someone thought combining disc golf and lucha libre was a good idea. Spoiler: it wasn't.
Fernando's performance was more disappointing than the last season of The Mandalorian, with throws that had more fade than a 90s boyband haircut. <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> whispered, "That's... not my boy," as he failed to channel her aerial prowess.
But seriously, who decided this was a good idea? Stay tuned as this circus continues to unfold!
Played
Week 2
#8 #13
Cue dramatic lucha libre music <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> just performed a move so underwhelming, even <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> is reconsidering her mentorship. This former trapeze artist watched as Fernando yeeted himself from <em>Vuelo 8</em> to <em>Vuelo 13</em>, proving that gravity always wins.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating this like it's Wrestlemania? Oh right, because someone thought combining disc golf and lucha libre was a good idea. Spoiler: it wasn't.
Fernando's performance was more disappointing than the last season of The Mandalorian, with throws that had more fade than a 90s boyband haircut. <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> whispered, "That's... not my boy," as he failed to channel her aerial prowess.
But seriously, who decided this was a good idea? Stay tuned as this circus continues to unfold!
Played
Week 1
#14 #8
Cue dramatic lucha libre music <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> just pulled off a move so slick, even <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> is impressed. This former trapeze artist turned disc golf diva watched as Fernando yeeted his way from <em>Vuelo 14</em> to <em>Vuelo 8</em>, proving that gravity is just a suggestion.
Breaking the fourth wall here: Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're WWE championship belts? Oh right, because someone thought this was a good idea.
Fernando's performance was tighter than a luchador's spandex, outshining the field like a mid-air somersault. <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> whispered, "That's my boy!" as he channeled her aerial prowess.
But seriously, who decided to combine disc golf and lucha libre? Was there a focus group? A drunken bet? Stay tuned as this circus unfolds!
Forged
<strong>Heavenly Hurl</strong> was forged in the cosmic lucha libre dojo when a rogue disc collided with a trapeze artist mid-swing. Combining the grace of Simone Biles with the chaos of a WWE cage match, she emerged as <em>Vuelo 14</em>, ready to yeet discs into orbit. Because apparently, this is what we're doing now. Who writes this stuff?
When <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> (PDGA #76077, aka "The Ace of Spades") stepped onto the course, <em>Heavenly Hurl</em> sensed destiny. A rogue disc ricocheted off a tree, landing at his feet like a lucha libre belt. The tag whispered, "You’ve got the spin I need." But can a 932-rated mortal truly handle this cosmic flippy drama? Or will he just yeet it into the abyss?
See where Fernando Cortez sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
