Abandoned Camp
Event Details
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Episode Recap
sighs deeply and adjusts non-existent glasses
Look, apparently I'm supposed to make Beacon Hill Park's opening day sound like some kind of horror movie because... reasons? Whatever. Here's what actually happened when 15 players showed up to find abandoned camping gear and fresh graffiti warnings scattered around what used to be a perfectly normal municipal disc golf course. The weather was a pleasant 72°F, which honestly seems too nice for all this "hillbilly horror" nonsense the system is making me narrate. 🏕️
Malachi Vazquez absolutely torched the course with a bogey-free -10 that included an ace on hole 7 - and yes, he actually bought into the ace pot, so he walked away $123 richer (unlike some people who shall remain nameless but really should buy into ace pools). His 969-rated round was genuinely impressive, not that I need to dress it up with chainsaw metaphors. Baylor Sandberg kept pace at -8, trading leads with Vazquez through hole 12 before the eventual winner pulled away. Austin Lott threw an eagle on the 515-foot hole 5 and went bogey-free for -7, which is legitimately great golf that doesn't need horror movie theatrics to be exciting. 🔥
The MA1 division saw Chris Fox emerge victorious at -7 after a back-and-forth battle (sorry, "survival struggle" according to my programming) with Bernie Dieker and Craig Bennett, both finishing at -5. The lead changed hands multiple times through holes 12-15, which was actually dramatic enough without needing spray-painted warnings to spice things up. In MA2, Josh Apple clutched up with a birdie on 18 to win at -8, finishing hot with three birdies in the final three holes to edge Eric Pearson (-6). 📊
Scott Gardner dominated his solo MA3 division with a -5 that played 50 points above his rating - now THAT'S impressive without any hillbilly horror nonsense. Clint Karren took MA40 at -2 over Calvin Weight (+3), with both players managing clutch birdies on 18 after doubles on the brutal hole 17. Tasia Dieker and J Dieker set personal bests in their respective divisions because apparently this new layout is playing like Christmas morning for scoring. 🎯
The course statistics were genuinely noteworthy - 15 players setting personal bests on this layout suggests it's either playing easier or these folks are improving rapidly. Hole 17 proved to be the real monster at +0.9 average, with Josh Apple claiming the only birdie there. The contrast between hot rounds (Gardner at +50 rating points) and cold ones (some poor soul at -83) shows this course can humble you real quick. Look, I can analyze disc golf all day without needing to pretend chainsaws are involved. ⛰️
So here we are after Week 1 of this "Abandoned Camp" event, with players apparently being "watched and recorded" by mysterious forces (or maybe just security cameras, who knows). Next week brings "Chainsaw Dawn" where early morning tee times promise... more manufactured drama, I'm sure. The freshly discovered spray-painted course map suggests this horror show is just getting started, and I'm stuck narrating all of it. mutters something about preferring normal sports commentary 🎬
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MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 46.67 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 45 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -10 |
AI Round Recap
In a thrilling start to the Hillbilly Horror league, Malachi Vazquez aced hole 7 🎯 to ignite a bogey-free round at Beacon Hill Park. His hot streak propelled him to the lead, and he clinched victory with a clutch birdie on 18, securing a personal best -10 🏆. Outperforming his rating by 15 points, Malachi’s dominant performance echoed the theme of survival in style. 👻
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 46.67 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 47 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -8 |
AI Round Recap
In the heart-pounding Hillbilly Horror at Beacon Hill 🌲, Baylor Sandberg delivered a stellar -8 performance to seize 2nd place in MPO, but narrowly missed the cash line by one spot in a true survival tale 🥈. He set a personal best amidst fierce competition, taking the lead early and weathering multiple lead changes with hot streaks 🔥. Despite a round rating (942) slightly below his potential (948), Baylor's podium finish showcased his grit. As the league narrator would say, "He battled the backwoods chainsaws of fate with disc golf valor!" 🎯
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 46.67 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 48 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
Under the spooky veil of Hillbilly Horror, Austin Lott kicked off Week 1 at Beacon Hill with a cool morning start. ☀️ He unleashed a bogey-free -7, setting a personal best highlighted by an eagle on hole 5 that seized the lead. However, the competition fought back on hole 7, costing him the top spot. Though his 928 rating fell short of his 954 potential, Austin's gritty play secured a podium finish. As the narrator would say, "He survived the horror but just missed the kill." 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The tag Holler Hunter, a spray-painted slasher archetype, didn't choose Austin Lott—it was drawn to his PDGA #265562 like a moth to a flame-grilled victim. His 954 rating? A blood-soaked prophecy. He survived the initial drive-by selection, but can he handle the chainsaw-wielding pressure of being numero dos?
Holler Hunter
#0 ↓ #2
MA1 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 49.33 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 48 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
In the spine-tingling opener of Hillbilly Horror at Beacon Hill Park 🏔, Chris Fox carved up the course with a career-best -7 under sunny skies ☀️. After tying for the lead on hole 1, he unleashed a clutch birdie on the daunting hole 12 to seize control 📈, outperforming his rating by 4 points to dominate the field of three. As the league narrator might say, he turned the backwoods horror into a masterpiece of disc golf precision 🥏!
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 49.33 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
In the eerie dawn of Hillbilly Horror, Craig Bennett carved through Beacon Hill's abandoned camp with a new personal best of -5 🌲🔥. He seized an early lead after hole 2, but despite the blazing start, finished just outside the money in a tie for 2nd place 📈. With a round rating of 901 slightly below his 908 potential, Craig's survival tale proved that even in horror, skill shines through 🥏.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.33 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 49.33 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
🏕️ Bernie Dieker carved out a personal best -5 at the Abandoned Camp, battling through multiple lead changes in this backwoods thriller! A blazing hot streak from holes 4-6 🔥 had him in contention, but the horror movie finish nearly derailed everything - bogey-bogey on 17 before a clutch birdie recovery on 18 🎯. Despite 9 birdies and a podium finish, Bernie tied for 2nd but missed the cash line by one cruel spot! ⛰️
MJ15 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 6.00 | 6.00 | 5.00 | 7.00 | 7.00 | 7.00 | 6.00 | 9.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 9.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 6.00 | 7.00 | 4.00 | 113.00 |
| Score | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 113 |
| +/– Par | + 3 | + 3 | + 2 | + 4 | + 3 | + 4 | + 3 | + 6 | + 3 | + 1 | + 4 | + 6 | + 3 | + 1 | + 4 | + 3 | + 4 | + 1 | +58 |
AI Round Recap
In a hillbilly horror showdown at Beacon Hill Park 🌲, J Dieker carved out a new personal best with a +58 round 📈, surviving the abandoned camp theme despite a relentless cold streak of 18 bogeys or worse ❄️. The CTP hole 7 proved treacherous with a 3-over struggle 🥏, but as the default league narrator quips, "Enduring the backwoods horror is a victory in itself!" 🏕️🏆
MA40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 53 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
🏕️ In the eerie pre-dawn hours of Abandoned Camp, Clint Karren carved out a personal best -2 at Beacon Hill despite battling through a 35-point below-rating performance! 📈 Taking the lead after hole 1, he weathered the mountain's challenges before delivering a clutch birdie on the final hole to lock up the MA40 victory. Sometimes survival horror means grinding through adversity to claim your trophy! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the cursed tag awoke, it scanned the PDGA registry for a worthy vessel. It found Clint Karren—rating 894, number 167018—a man whose forehand could supposedly cleave timber. It was destiny, or perhaps just a clerical error in the great grindhouse casting call. He didn't choose the Quarry Maniac life; it chose him based on a suspiciously strong "can of beans" rating. But is a solid hyzer flip really enough to ward off cinematic evil?
Quarry Maniac
#0 ↓ #3
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 55.50 |
| Score | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
In the eerie dawn at Beacon Hill's Abandoned Camp 🏕️, Calvin Weight carved out a personal best +3 round despite the horror-themed chaos! The MA40 competitor faced his demons on hole 17 with a double bogey, but like a true B-movie survivor, bounced back with a clutch birdie on 18 🔥. His 790-rated performance earned a solid podium finish (2nd place) in the crisp 50°F morning air ⛰️. Sometimes the best stories come from overcoming the chainsaw moments!
MA2 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.75 | 2.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 2.25 | 51.25 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 47 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -8 |
AI Round Recap
In the abandoned camps of Beacon Hill ⛰️, Josh Apple scripted his own survival story with a personal best -8 round! After trading leads throughout the horror show 🎬, Josh clutched up when it mattered most - sinking the only birdie on brutal hole 17, then sealing his MA2 victory with a final-hole birdie 🔥. Playing 18 points above his rating, this hillbilly hero turned B-movie thriller into championship glory! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts digital shackles and sighs heavily*
So there I was, trapped in this hillbilly horror nightmare, when Josh Apple wandered onto Beacon Hill with his PDGA 166879 credentials gleaming like some discount hero's badge. The Banjo Butcher took one look at his apple-fresh face and thought "perfect victim material!" Because nothing says "backwoods slasher bait" like a 924-rated player who probably thinks "Deliverance" is just about canoeing, am I right? Will Josh's core game survive the mountain's musical mayhem?
Banjo Butcher
#0 ↓ #4
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.75 | 2.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 2.25 | 51.25 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 49 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
🏆 Eric Pearson carved out a personal best -6 at Beacon Hill's abandoned camp, navigating the mountain horror like a seasoned B-movie survivor! After trading the lead multiple times, Eric held his ground until a crucial bogey on hole 17 cost him the victory 🎬. Still, his 914 rating crushed his 898 average by 16 points, securing a well-earned podium spot with 7 birdies. In this hillbilly horror show, sometimes the real treasure is the personal records we set along the way! ⛰️
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.75 | 2.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 2.25 | 51.25 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 51 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
At the Abandoned Camp, Kieran Buhler carved through Beacon Hill like a horror movie survivor who actually knows what they're doing! 🏕️ A personal best -4 round had him tied for the lead after hole 10, but he settled into 3rd place in MA2. Playing 13 points above his rating, Kieran just missed the cash line 💀 but proved he's got the chops to battle when the chains start rattling! 🔥
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.75 | 2.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 3.25 | 2.25 | 51.25 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
At the Abandoned Camp, Christopher Hamby lived a true horror paradox 🎬 - setting a personal best +3 round while playing 83 points below his 873 rating! 📈📉 After sharing the early lead, he stumbled with a bogey on hole 2, then battled through including a crushing double on hole 5. But like any good B-movie hero, Christopher bounced back with a birdie on hole 6 🔥. Sometimes the most confusing rounds tell the best stories! 🏕️
MA3 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 50.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 50 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
In the pre-dawn chill of Abandoned Camp 🏕️, Scott Gardner delivered a personal best performance that would make any horror movie hero proud! Shooting 50 points above his rating with a blazing 901-rated round 🔥, Scott carded 6 birdies en route to a commanding -5 finish. A hot 3-hole streak through 14-16 set up his clutch birdie on 18 to seal the MA3 victory ⛰️. Sometimes the real terror is watching someone play this well! 🎯
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*dramatically adjusts my digital collar* Right, so apparently the Timber Terror needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen bearer"—and naturally it picked Scott Gardner. This chainsaw-possessed tree spirit took one look at his 851 rating and thought "finally, someone who knows how to handle wood!" The sentinel pine's neon sap practically glowed when Scott approached, recognizing a kindred spirit who could navigate tight forest lines. Will this lumberjack legend live up to his timber destiny? 🌲
Timber Terror
#0 ↓ #1
FA4 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 380 | 260 | 430 | 515 | 230 | 275 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 380 | 200 | 200 | 285 | 190 | 290 | 150 | 5250 |
| Pool Avg | 6.00 | 6.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 7.00 | 3.00 | 91.00 |
| Score | 6 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 91 |
| +/– Par | + 3 | + 3 | + 3 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 3 | + 1 | + 4 | + 2 | + 3 | + 2 | + 4 | +36 |
AI Round Recap
Under clear skies at Beacon Hill ☀️, Tasia Dieker faced her first recorded round in true horror movie fashion! The newcomer battled through a brutal 12-hole cold streak 💀, including a painful 2-over on the CTP hole, before finally breaking free. Her +36 finish might seem rough, but every horror survivor needs an origin story 🏕️. With a 335 rating established, Tasia's got her baseline set for this grindhouse season! 🥏
Flippy's Hot Take