The Roc @ Tetons
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The simulation deleted Bridger Vanotten from the 3:20 Prophecy. 5 spots left to avoid the cutting room floor.
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*tracking glitch* Casey Hess has been cut from the 3:20 PM reel. A spot opens on the Tetons 9-hole card.
Event Details
About This League
Escape the simulation at Tetons 9-hole! Week 7 "Disc of Prophecy" awaits. Shotgun at 4:20 PM. Ace pot's over $267. Will you break out or get locked down? 🏝️📼
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to Alcatraz with baskets. Week 7 of The Chaintrix finds us trapped in a plot loop where the Ranger's midrange keeps getting rediscovered. The simulation is glitching, but the escape plan remains the same: throw well, or rot in the standings.
The Scenario: Prison Break
You are a disgraced chemist. Or an aging park ranger. Honestly, the simulation's character creator is a bit buggy this week. The point is, you're on an island, the baskets are dented, and the only way out is through the chains. We're playing 'The Rock' (1996) edition: Breaking out takes wings. Or at least a very overstable midrange.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is your non-profit warden, dedicated to growing the sport and improving the facilities. They're not locking you up; they're giving you the keys to the cell. Use them wisely.
Mission Briefing (Required Viewing)
Timeline for Escape
- Flex Start: 7:00 AM - 4:00 PM (Choose your own insertion point)
- Shotgun Start: 4:20 PM (The main event arrives on schedule)
- Duration: 9 holes of pure survival horror
- Date: Every Friday until the simulation purges us
Cost of Contraband
Thanks to The Sports Connection for being our retail partner. They keep the shelves stocked so you can find the perfect tool for the jailbreak.
The Jackpot
The Chaintrix Status
We are deep in the Season 7 archive. The simulation keeps repeating 'Hole 5 sabotage revealed' like a damaged tape. In Pool A RPA, Brian Hansen is serving a life sentence with 585 points—he's practically running the prison. Katie Tews is dominating FPO. In Pool A RAD, Craig Bennett and Chris Fox are locked in a shiv fight for the top spot, separated by mere points.
Your Blockbuster membership status is... *checks database* ...in jeopardy. Late joiners are welcome, but you'll be starting the season in solitary. Catch up if you can.
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. *tape clicks off*
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Tetons 9-hole
The Roc @ Tetons
ElevateUT: The Roc @ Tetons (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - The Roc @ Tetons
General Notes
Play the course 2x. Starting on hole #1.
All water plays casual (besides the canal on 4 and 6).
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Water plays casual. |
| 2 | 3 | 160 | |
| 3 | 3 | 270 | All grass on the same side of the tee pad plays hazard, along with the sidewalk. |
| 4 | 3 | 280 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Canal water plays out of bounds. |
| 5 | 3 | 155 | Hazard Island. |
| 6 | 3 | 280 | Canal water plays out of bounds |
| 7 | 3 | 210 | |
| 8 | 3 | 160 | Triple mandatory |
| 9 | 3 | 190 | Mando Right |
| 10 | 3 | 290 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Water plays casual. |
| 11 | 3 | 160 | |
| 12 | 3 | 270 | All grass on the same side of the tee pad plays hazard, along with the sidewalk. |
| 13 | 3 | 280 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Canal water plays out of bounds. |
| 14 | 3 | 155 | Hazard Island |
| 15 | 3 | 280 | Canal water plays out of bounds |
| 16 | 3 | 210 | |
| 17 | 3 | 160 | Triple mandatory |
| 18 | 3 | 190 | Mando Right |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Prisoners of Flight
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Teton Breakout
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Static at Tower
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Gridlock Ridge
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Code Rain Rising
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: Hemp Rope Gambit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: Disc of Prophecy
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Baskets Remember
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Final Rewind
Course: Tetons 9-hole
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
