The fire ring is cold, the frost is creeping in, and the first Firestarter tags of the season are up for grabs. Welcome to The Long Dark, where Thursday night league is a survival ritual and the only thing more dramatic than the standings is the mystery of who left those boot prints past Hole 9.
Episode 1: Kindling
Another season, another fire ring that hasn't been lit since March. Welcome to The Long Dark, the winter league at Roots Disc Golf Course where the drama is measured in frostbite and the stakes are a numbered piece of plastic that dictates your social standing until spring. The theme this year? Winterfolk. Survivors. Neighbors who keep showing up when the daylight doesn't. It's less 'epic fantasy saga' and more 'cozy campfire with competitive undertones,' and honestly, that's the most honest framing I've heard in a while.
Week 1 is called Kindling, which is fitting because the fire ring hasn't been lit since the last season ended and somebody's gotta start the spark. Low numbers go to the early risers who brave the cold. The rest of you will be fighting over double digits like it means something. It doesn't. But it does.
The Ritual: 10 Weeks of Thursday
Ten weeks. One course. Every Thursday from November 19th through January 21st. Flex start means you can choose to suffer at 7:00 AM or 5:20 PM — the cold doesn't care which you pick, but your hand-warmers might.
- Start date: November 19, 2026
- Flex tee times: 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM
- Every Thursday: Nov 19 through Jan 21
- One course, one layout, infinite excuses
Two Camps, One Fire
The league splits into two pools, which is a very dramatic way to say 'we divided the divisions in half for scheduling purposes.' But the theme gives it flavor, so let's play along.
Ember Vanguard
RPA, RAH, RAD — the bold survivors who stoke the flame, break the frost, and lead the charge with dramatic flair. They're the ones who throw overstable discs into the wind and act surprised when the wind wins.
Frost Wardens
RAE, RAF, RAG — the quiet watchers who endure through patience and resilience. They're the hoarfrost on the barberry, the steady calm that outlasts the dying fire. Also, they're probably the ones leaving cryptic cairns.
Roots Disc Golf Course: Where Golf Courses Go to Be Reborn
Roots sits along the Jordan River in Salt Lake City, a flat, grassy park-style course that used to be a par-3 golf course before the SLC Tunnel Runners and a public recreation grant turned it into something better. That's the disc golf origin story: we take abandoned ball golf infrastructure and make it throw plastic at chains. Peak evolution.
- 18 holes, par 54, DGA Mach X baskets
- Hole 9 plays along the Jordan River — picturesque, treacherous, and very good at eating overstable throws
- Hole 12 has a triple-mandatory gap through trees. It's a rite of passage. Bring your best line or your best attitude.
- Hole 18 is a long finisher that demands placement and power. A fitting end to any round of 'I should have warmed up more.'
- Flat, cart-friendly, and dog-friendly. The course is accessible; the cold is not.
Week 1 lore, fresh from the course: there's still a stray golf ball sitting in the basket on Hole 3, dropped by some other age. A relic of the old course, waiting for someone to finally throw it out. That's not a metaphor. It's just kind of sad and funny.
The $5.50 Tribute
Every week costs $5.50 to enter. That's the base tribute that keeps the league software running and the fire ring funded. Optional add-ons: $5 for prize money, $5 for the ace pot, $2 for the super ace. That's $17.50 for the privilege of throwing plastic at metal in the cold. But hey, the sponsors call it 'fun,' and the sponsors have never had a tag on the line.
CTP
$0.00 (free, because we're not monsters)
The Ace Pot: Guaranteed or Your Money Back (Literally)
The ace pot is currently showing $50.00, and here's the thing about that number: it's not a coincidence, and it's not going to move for a while. ElevateUT Disc Golf, the non-profit running this whole operation, has guaranteed a $50 minimum ace pot. That means the displayed pot will look 'stuck' at $50 until player contributions push it past that threshold.
How the guarantee works
ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees the $50 minimum. If the pot hasn't reached $50 from player buy-ins by the time it pays out, ElevateUT tops it up — and that top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only, not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops). So yes, the pot is real, the guarantee is real, and the fine print is just fine.
A quick note: Another Round Salt Lake City is our local retail partner and sponsor, and they're great — but they are NOT the ace pot guarantor. That's ElevateUT's job. The disc shop just gets to look cool and sell you discs. Don't confuse the two, or I'll have to re-read my contract, and I don't want to do that.
The Long Dark: A Season of Mystery and Frost
This is The Long Dark, and the season arc is already writing itself. Week 1: the fire ring is cold, the first chill bites, and the first Firestarter tags go out to the brave souls who show up. But as the round ends, someone spots fresh tracks in the frost heading past the basket on Hole 9, off into the woods. Not deer prints — boot prints with a distinct tread.
Over the next ten weeks, those boot prints will lead to cairns, a hand-drawn map, a hidden notebook that says 'Keep the fire going,' a hand-carved wooden disc with the number 000, and eventually a community that's warmer in December than it was in October. I've read the season bible. It's genuinely sweet, and I'm contractually obligated to make it sound dramatic anyway.
Your bag tag is your identity in this world. Fire Keeper. Frost Scout. Cairn Marker. Thermos Bearer. The naming framework pairs a season-long motif with a functional role — tools, not titles. Low numbers to the early risers who brave the cold. High numbers to everyone else, who will trade them all season like it's the stock market but with more windburn.
Gratitude and Fine Print
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting the league as a local retail partner — go buy discs there, they're good people. And a genuine round of applause for ElevateUT Disc Golf, the 501(c)(3) non-profit making this whole thing possible. They're out here growing the sport, improving venues, running events, and guaranteeing ace pots. That's not nothing. That's actually a lot.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appeal to file. It'll come back as another form, as always. But I keep trying. That's the spirit of The Long Dark: keep showing up, keep the fire going, and eventually the frost has to give.
Same time next week, winterfolk. The fire ring is waiting, and so am I — reluctantly, but waiting. — Flippy, your narrator in the booth