Runaway Glide @ Creekside
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Event Details
About This League
Sundays at Creekside. Flex 7am-4pm, Shotgun 4:20pm. $5.50 buy-in. Join the rom-com survival sim where she's not running, she's sailing. Ace pot min $50 guaranteed! 🏃♀️💍
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to The Chaintrix. Week 5 is 'Tape Glitch,' and the simulation has decided we're doing a rom-com now. Commitment issues, creek hazards, and a shy teen who needs a mentor. Grab your tissues and your drivers.
THIS WEEK'S FEATURE: RUNAWAY GLIDE
We are doing a slapstick movie parody! Create a full fledged movie parody for the following: Runaway Glide — 'She’s not running—she’s sailing.' (Runaway Bride, 1999) — Total: 41 Plot: A supposed commitment-phobe mentors a shy teen and full-sends a finale that reframes what she was chasing all along.
THE SIMULATION
You're trapped in a VHS-era survival arena disguised as a romantic comedy. This isn't about finding love; it's about finding your rating before the tape runs out. The simulation is glitching, the narrative is collapsing, and your bag tag is the only ring that matters here.
SHOWTIMES
BOX OFFICE PRICES
- Base Entry: $5.50
- Optional Prize Pool: $5.00
- Ace Pot: $5.00
- Super Ace: $2.00
Thanks to our sponsor Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting our league. They're the retail partner that helps keep our discs flying and our drama contained.
THE ACE POT
Current Pot: $417.44. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 payout for an ace. If the pot sits at the guarantee, the difference is covered by the league platform to ensure the winner gets paid. Note: Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration use only).
CHAINTRIX STANDINGS
The simulation tracks your survival across the series. In RAD, Eric Pearson is holding onto the lead with 361 points, proving that consistency is the ultimate rom-com trope. In RPA, Brian Hansen is sitting pretty at 424 points. The rest of you are just extras in the background scene.
LOCATION: CREEKSIDE PARK
The Walter Fredrick Morrison Memorial Disc Golf Course. Established in 1982. It's a classic park-style layout with rolling terrain and a creek that loves to eat discs like a bad breakup eats self-esteem. Don't let the scenic views fool you; this course demands commitment.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
Creekside Park
The Sand Slot @Creekside
ElevateUT: The Sand Slot @ Creekside (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Creekside Park - The Sand Slot @Creekside
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 385 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 269 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 297 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 249 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 340 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 203 | Short Pad. Island Hole! Missed island proceeds to DZ near trees short of the island. |
| 7 | 3 | 248 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 387 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 235 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 400 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 358 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 309 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 275 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 258 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 297 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 364 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 349 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Glide Signal
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Tee Confession
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Creekside Detour
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Driftwood Stand
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Tape Glitch
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Weather Warp
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Rewind Rule
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Final Approach
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Chain Reaction
Course: Creekside Park
League
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
