Office Ace @ Tville
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Event Details
About This League
Thursdays @ Valley Regional Park. Week 8: Outplacement Nine means DOUBLE SERIES POINTS. The simulation is firing low performers. Ace Pot: $462.45. 💿📠
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Week 8: Outplacement Nine. The simulation is activating DOUBLE SERIES POINTS, which means the HR department is watching your scorecard with a red pen. One bad round and you're escorted from the building.
Corporate Survival Guide
Welcome back to the cubicle maze. The simulation has decided we're living in a 90s workplace satire, and your performance review is due immediately. We're at Valley Regional Park, where the greenbelt is your new office and the chains are your middle management. The gazebo is no longer neutral territory—it's every employee for themselves.
Company Policy (Mandatory Reading)
Some promotions come in one clean shot. After a hypnotist mishap, Peter stops caring about memos and starts a lunch-hour league that turns the campus greenbelt into a nine-hole masterpiece. His friends discover joy, management discovers "liability," and the copier discovers a 400-foot drive. When the company picnic becomes a sudden-death shootout, one perfect ace could win them severance, freedom, and lifetime use of the gazebo.
Payroll Deduction
The Golden Parachute
The current Ace Pot is $462.45. Hit chains, get paid, tell the boss you're not coming in tomorrow. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 Ace Pot for this event, so the pot won't dip below that even if contributions are low. Any guarantee top-up goes directly to the winner's Bonus Account (for registration use only).
The Chaintrix Simulation
We are deep in the VHS-era survival framework. This week's 2x multiplier is the simulation's way of culling the herd before the season finale. The standings are shifting like a bad economy. In RPA, Brian Hansen is holding onto the corner office with 638 points. In RAG, Bridger Vanotten just pulled a hostile takeover on Kyzen Sillito for the #1 spot. The simulation loves a good restructuring.
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping our equipment lockers stocked. They're the only supplier we trust.
Meeting Times
- Day: Thursdays
- Location: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Flex Start: 4:40 PM - 5:40 PM
- Shotgun Start: 6:00 PM
- Duration: 9 Weeks (We are currently in Week 8)
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, reminding you that flair is optional, but survival is mandatory. *rewind sound* Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Office Ace @ Valley Regional
ElevateUT: Office Ace @ Valley Regional (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course - Office Ace @ Valley Regional
General Notes
ISLANDS ARE IN PLAY: Greens are the same patch of grass that the basket is on. Play path and beyond as hazard with a stroke penalty or from where your disc was last in bounds with a stroke penalty. All roads and parking lots are OB. All fences and beyond are OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | PATH | A | 3 | 333 | Playground and bathrooms OB. |
| 2 | PATH | B | 3 | 273 | If water is present, play creek as casual relief. |
| 3 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 347 | |
| 4 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 333 | |
| 5 | PATH | A | 3 | 312 | |
| 6 | PATH | B | 3 | 296 | |
| 7 | PATH | B | 3 | 335 | |
| 8 | PATH | A | 3 | 360 | |
| 9 | CONCRETE | A | 3 | 273 | Fence on the left is OB |
| 10 | PATH | A | 3 | 193 | |
| 11 | PATH | C | 3 | 326 | |
| 12 | CONCRETE | C | 3 | 188 | Double Mando. Disc must pass between the two marked trees. |
| 13 | PATH | C | 3 | 391 | |
| 14 | PATH | A | 3 | 453 | |
| 15 | CONCRETE | A | 3 | 335 | |
| 16 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 266 | |
| 17 | PATH | A | 3 | 384 | Hazard Island. Fence is out of bounds. Intersecting sidewalk is hazard. Disc must land in grass area surrounding the basket. |
| 18 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 356 | Please be mindful of other park users. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Copier Revolt
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Toner Wars
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Gazebo Protocol
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 4: Gazebo Declared
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Midlevel Mutiny
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Spreadsheet Siege
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Parking Lot Par
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Outplacement Nine
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Review
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
