NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
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Event Details
About This League
Week 8: Urban Countermeasures. The audit is failing—we need agents! 7am-5:20pm flex start at Urban Forest. Ace pot guaranteed by ElevateUT. 🕶️📁
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. The terrain is turning hostile, and frankly, so is the paperwork.
Mission Briefing
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: We are deep in the Urban Countermeasures phase. This isn't just disc golf; it's a cleanup operation. The Urban Forest at Spanish Fork is the designated containment area, and your job is to suppress incidents (bad shots) before the civilians notice. Last week's Archive Breach was a total failure of intelligence—nobody showed up. Let's try to have an actual witness report this time, shall we?
Deployment Timeline
Hazard Pay & Discretionary Fund
Operating in the Containment Zone isn't free. You're funding your own retirement here.
- Base Entry: $5.50 (Mandatory processing fee)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (Optional slush fund contribution)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (High-risk containment levy)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (For the reckless)
The Anomaly Fund
The Ace Pot currently sits at $352.55. That's a lot of hush money. Please note: ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 payout for this pot. If the pot looks 'stuck' at the guarantee amount, it's because the contributions haven't breached the threshold yet. Any top-up from the guarantee goes into your Bonus Account for future league fees only—it cannot be withdrawn or used at the shop. Birdcage Disc Golf is our retail partner, but they are not the bank.
Clearance Levels
You will be sorted into pools based on your security clearance (rating).
- Pool A: Divisions RPA, RAH, RAD (Senior Agents)
- Pool B: Divisions RAE, RAF, RAG (Field Operatives)
The Season File
We are approaching the finale. The standings are stabilizing, but there's still time to audit your superiors. Britain Best and Chris Fox are currently holding the top clearances in RPA, while Christopher Hamby leads the RAE division. If you want to redact their names from the top spot, now is the time.
Containment Protocols
The Urban Forest is a rugged environment. Watch your footing on the dirt fairways and avoid the mud pits. OB paths are strictly enforced—do not cross the yellow line unless you want your security clearance revoked. The paved path is a boundary, not a walkway. Stick to the shadows.
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Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Urban Forest League Layout
NEURALYZED @ Urban Forest
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Urban Forest League Layout
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | 3 | 253 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 2 | Middle | 3 | 362 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 3 | Right | 3 | 342 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 4 | Right | 3 | 278 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 5 | Right | 3 | 283 | Mondo right at 100’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 6 | Middle | 3 | 230 | Double Mando at 170’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 198 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 8 | Short | 3 | 252 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 9 | Short | 4 | 444 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 10 | Long | 3 | 348 | Two left mandos. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 11 | Short | 3 | 235 | Left mando at 80’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 12 | Short | 3 | 273 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 13 | Main | 3 | 283 | Hazard island. If your disc does not come to rest inside the island (log border), play it where it lies with a stroke penalty. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 346 | Double mando at 130’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 15 | Short | 3 | 381 | Double mando at 350’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 16 | Right | 3 | 379 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 17 | Long | 3 | 265 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 18 | Main | 3 | 353 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules.. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Anomaly Detected
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Spanish Fork Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Forest Containment
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Witness Control
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flash Protocol
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Internal Audit
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Archive Breach
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Urban Countermeasures
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Final Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 10: Total Redaction
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
