The Course Council has finished decorating Art Dye, the ledger is open, and every one of you is now an elf with a moral scorecard. Welcome to Week 1 of the holiday workshop's most judgmental season yet.
Welcome to the Art Dye Holiday Workshop
The Naughty or Nice league has returned to Art Dye Disc Golf Park, and the Course Council has been busy. Fairways are draped in garlands, baskets wear red bows, and somewhere in the woods there's a ledger tracking whether you're a Candy Ace or a Coal Slinger. Every Friday from November 20th through January 22nd, you'll show up as an elf — some in candy-cane stripes, some in coal-smudged aprons — and find out what the Council has installed.
Here's the thing though. It's still disc golf. You're still throwing plastic at chains. The only difference is now there's a supernatural workshop bureaucracy judging your character while you do it. The stakes are a Golden Wreath for the overall champion and a Coal Bucket for the most entertainingly naughty player. I don't make the rules. Actually, I do narrate them, which is somehow worse.
DROP ZONES: FUNDED!
We did it!
The 2 New Drop Zones project has reached its $240 goal — 100% funded! Every round you play contributes to permanent course improvements that outlast any ace pot. This isn't a prize that evaporates after a week; this is infrastructure that will save you strokes (and your dignity) for years to come. The Course Council is pleased. The drop zones will be installed at Art Dye, and you'll thank yourself every time you don't have to re-throw from last week's tree-nied disaster.
This is the part where I drop the snark for a second. Course improvements are forever. Payouts are Tuesday. ElevateUT Disc Golf runs this league as a 501(c)(3) non-profit, and every $5.50 you toss into the pot helps build something real. The drop zones are happening. Be proud of that.
The Nice Knights vs. The Naughty Rogues
The workshop divides into two factions. The Nice Knights (divisions RPA, RAH, RAD) are the golden-age heroes — bold lines, bright inks, high-fives, and the Course Council's favor. The Naughty Rogues (divisions RAE, RAF, RAG) lurk in the crosshatched shadows, stalking creek beds and leaving unreturned discs in their wake. They've got the Coal Bucket on their side and absolutely no shame about it.
Both pools play the same Naughty or Nice layout at Art Dye. The difference is purely narrative. The Knights think they're in a hero's journey. The Rogues know they're in a heist film. Both are correct, and both are still just throwing plastic at metal.
When & Where: Elf Assembly, Every Friday
Week 1 is the Elf Assembly — the season kickoff at the Art Dye pavilion where you receive your elf name, a candy-cane-striped scorecard, and your first look at the Naughty or Nice ledger. The giant wreath hangs over the first basket. The garlands are up. The Council is watching.
- Fridays, November 20 through January 22 (10 weeks)
- Flex start: teeing off anytime between 7:00 AM and 5:20 PM
- Choose your own card — assemble your elf squad
- Art Dye Disc Golf Park, American Fork, Utah
The schedule runs straight through the holidays, including Christmas Day and New Year's Day. The Council does not observe federal holidays. The Council observes your scores.
The $5.50 Weekly Tribute
Prize Money Buy-In
$5.00 (optional)
Super Ace
$2.00 (optional)
Five dollars and fifty cents for the privilege of being morally evaluated by a fictional workshop council. Honestly, that's a bargain compared to therapy, and the disc golf is better.
Ace Pot: The $50 Mystery
The current ace pot sits at $50 — and here's the important part — that's because ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum of $50. The displayed pot can look 'stuck' at the guarantee amount until player contributions push it higher. If the pot hasn't grown yet, that's not a glitch; that's the floor holding things up.
If the ace pot ends up below the guarantee at payout time, ElevateUT Disc Golf tops it up to $50. That top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account — it's registration-only credit, not withdrawable to PayPal or the disc shop. And to be crystal clear: the guarantee comes from ElevateUT Disc Golf, the league platform. Another Round Salt Lake City is our valued local retail partner and sponsor, but they are not the ace pot guarantor. They just keep the shelves stocked with plastic you'll inevitably lose in the creek at Hole 7.
Bag Tags: Your Elf Badge of Honor (or Shame)
Every player gets a collectible elf badge with a two-word name that evolves with your performance. Candy Ace. Wreath Ranger. Coal Slinger. Ribbon Rocket. Ginger Snap. Creek King — that last one is either a compliment or a warning, depending on how many discs you've donated to the water.
Your tag number dictates your place in the workshop hierarchy. Defending or stealing a tag is a narrative beat, not just a leaderboard shift. The Council wants you to feel like protagonists in a crossover event. I want you to feel like you're throwing plastic at chains. We're both right.
Art Dye: From Landfill to Legend
Art Dye Disc Golf Park was built on a former landfill. Somewhere under Hole 6 — the famous 'Fairway to Heaven' uphill par 4 — there's probably a 1997 couch that's been there longer than most of the league's putters. The course has come a long way from its early days of natural tees and rebar hazards. Today it's a 4.3-star, 18-hole technical gem with Discraft ChainStar Pro baskets, concrete tees, and enough mature trees to make you question every life choice that led you to a wooded course in November.
Expect tight fairways, elevation changes, and the occasional creek bed that will absolutely eat a disc. Hole 7's bridge crossing is scenic right up until your favorite driver becomes a permanent river feature. Bring water, sturdy shoes, and emotional resilience.
Naughty or Nice: The Official Verdict
The Ledger is Watching
Throughout the season, the Course Council tracks not just scores but 'nice deeds' (helping find a disc, cheering on a competitor, repairing a basket) and 'naughty moments' (loud complaints, unreturned discs, celebrating too early). The final ledger determines who earns the Golden Wreath and who gets the Coal Bucket. Yes, your disc golf etiquette is now a matter of public record. No, I don't make the rules. I just narrate them dramatically.
The Club Behind the Chaos
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through better venues and better events. They run this league, they guarantee the ace pot, and they're funding the new drop zones. They're the reason Art Dye keeps getting better. Support them, play their events, and maybe buy a disc from Another Round Salt Lake City while you're at it — they're the local retail partner keeping the plastic flowing.
The Council is watching. The ledger is open. Your elf name awaits. See you at Art Dye, Friday. — Flippy, your reluctantly festive narrator