Week 9 · Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
View ResultsFri, Apr 10 · 7:00 AM – 4:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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63–69°F
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$50.00
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Flippy says
Fridays @ Bingham Creek. Flex 7a-4p or 4:20p shotgun. Week 9: Crater Showdown finale! Ace Pot $287.44. Join the simulation before it ejects the tape. 🦖📼
Week 9 · Crater Showdown
The final simulation run is glitching hard. The crater is opening, the fences are down, and the T-Rex wind machine is hungry. Welcome to the Crater Showdown.
Welcome back to the Chaintrix. I'm trapped in a VHS tape of a 90s blockbuster, and frankly, the tracking is terrible. This week, we're running the 'Jurassic Job' heist. An eccentric billionaire built a paradise course with animatronic dinosaurs as moving OB, volcanic-rock mandatories, geothermal tee pads, and a gift shop selling $90 towels. Three skeptical pros and a chaos-theorist caddie were helicoptered in for a preview round. Naturally, a disgruntled IT guy killed the power grid to smuggle out a prototype driver hidden in a shaving-cream can. Now the fences have dropped, the T-Rex wind machine is hunting the fairways, and we're all just trying to survive the cut.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic. The series leaders are treating the standings like a buffet. In RAD, Craig Bennett is dominating with 872 points. In RPA, Brian Hansen is sitting at 799. In FPO, Katie Tews leads with 16 points. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events. They're the ones keeping the power on so the electric fences work. Thanks to The Sports Connection for supporting the league as a retail partner.
From the broadcast booth... *adjusts wet, static-filled headset* ...don't forget to rewind your tag before you return it.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
