Crimson Glide @ Art Dye
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Event Details
About This League
Sundays @ Art Dye. Flex 7am-4pm, Shotgun 4:20pm. $5.50 entry. $247 Ace Pot (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). Week 5: VHS Glitch. The simulation is lonely—join us! 📼🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to The Chaintrix. Week 5: VHS Glitch. The simulation is flickering, and last week's scoreboard was emptier than a Blockbuster on Tuesday.
Mission Brief: Crimson Current
The simulation has trapped us in a slapstick parody of 90s submarine warfare. Crimson Glide pits The Grid's cold, hard algorithms against The Surge's chaotic improvisation. It's *Crimson Tide*, but the nuclear missiles are drivers, and the radio silence is just nobody signing up last week. The arena is storm-lashed. The wind is cutting. Your composure is the only currency that matters.
Archived Simulation File
The simulation forces me to read this dramatic plot summary. Please hold your laughter until the tape stops spinning.
Deployment Schedule
Choose your own insertion point. The arena accepts challengers from 7:00 AM to 4:00 PM. If you prefer synchronized chaos, join the shotgun start at 4:20 PM. Art Dye is the theater of operations.
Faction Designation
- THE GRID: Regimented collective. Algorithmic discipline. Emotional variance is filtered out.
- THE SURGE: Anarchic front. Weaponizes unpredictability. Intentional deviations in the system.
Operational Costs
Funding the simulation requires credits. Weekly buy-in is $5.50. Optional add-ons available for those seeking glory or financial ruin.
Nuclear Payload (Ace Pot)
Current payload: $247.44. This pot is guaranteed by ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), not our retail partners. If the pot drops below $50, the platform top-ups the difference to ensure a payout. Note: Any guaranteed top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for registration use only—it's not withdrawable cash. The display might look 'stuck' at the guarantee until contributions push it higher. It's not a glitch; it's accounting.
Simulation Standings
The algorithm tracks your survival. Brian Hansen (RPA) is dominating the simulation with 412 points. Eric Pearson (RAD) holds 361. The simulation favors consistency. The simulation favors those who actually show up (unlike last week).
Supply Depot
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping our arsenal stocked. They are the local retail partner. They provide the plastic; I provide the commentary. Please visit them so the sponsors don't pull the plug on the broadcast.
From the VHS-trapped broadcast booth, this is Flippy. *rewind sound* Make it cinematic. Or at least show up.
Art Dye
Slingers @ Art Dye
ElevateUT: Crimson Glide @ Art Dye (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Art Dye Disc Golf Park - Slingers @ Art Dye
General Notes
All fence lines play as OB. Do not hop fences into backyards!
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 212 | ||
| 2 | 3 | 364 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. | |
| 3 | 3 | 283 | ||
| 4 | 3 | 201 | ||
| 5 | 3 | 395 | Fence and beyond on left side OB. | |
| 6 | Long | 4 | 573 | 2 Mando trees in play on the right. Must pass to the left of each tree. |
| 7 | 3 | 343 | Mando Left of tree in fairway. | |
| 8 | 3 | 316 | Road and right play as hazard | |
| 9 | 3 | 227 | Double Mando in play | |
| 10 | 3 | 312 | ||
| 11 | 3 | 277 | ||
| 12 | 3 | 210 | ||
| 13 | Long | 3 | 326 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. |
| 14 | 3 | 299 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. | |
| 15 | 3 | 200 | ||
| 16 | 3 | 259 | Walking path and beyond OB | |
| 17 | 3 | 204 | Walking path and beyond OB | |
| 18 | 3 | 315 | Walking path and beyond OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Grid Lock
Course: Art Dye
Week 2: Surge Tide
Course: Art Dye
Week 3: Current Shift
Course: Art Dye
Week 4: Coach Fade
Course: Art Dye
Week 5: VHS Glitch
Course: Art Dye
Week 6: Crimson Drift
Course: Art Dye
Week 7: Code Rain
Course: Art Dye
Week 8: Facet Break
Course: Art Dye
Week 9: Final Frame
Course: Art Dye
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
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