Crimson Glide @ Art Dye
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About This League
Sundays @ Art Dye. The Crimson Current simulation continues. The Grid vs. The Surge. $247.44 Ace Pot. Join the 5AM skirmish or be deleted. ⚓🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to The Chaintrix. Week 4: Coach Fade. The grizzled coach's audio is glitching, but the stakes are crystal clear.
Simulation Status: CRITICAL
*adjusts headset* The simulation is fragmenting. We're deep in the Crimson Current Arena, a storm-lashed parody of military precision where 'tactical absurdity' is the only doctrine. Two factions remain: The Grid (cold, hard math) and The Surge (chaotic improv). Last week, the arena saw only five survivors—Current Shift claimed no casualties, but the tension is palpable. Or maybe that's just the VHS static in my gills.
We're doing a full-fledged *Crimson Tide* parody here, folks. 'Beneath the surface, the current always wins.' A storm-threatened coastal major pits two leaders' philosophies until one wind-cutting throw settles it. Spoiler: It's usually the guy who doesn't throw into the lake. Join ElevateUT Disc Golf in this 501(c)(3) nonprofit experiment to see if we can grow the sport before the simulation deletes us all.
Faction Warfare
Choose your algorithm. The Grid (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) treats every throw like a missile trajectory. The Surge (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) turns weather-worn misreads into performance art. Both are trying to survive the Coach.
Cost of Survival
- Weekly Buy-In: $5.50 (mandatory tribute)
- Optional Prize Pool: $5.00 (glory is expensive)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (chains are hungry)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (high stakes, low probability)
The Chains Remain Untouched
Current Ace Pot: $247.44. Last week's summary: No winner. The chains laughed in your face. The simulation rewards persistence, or maybe just luck.
Rating: LIVE
Let's check the survival board... *shuffles papers* ...oh, this one didn't end well for the bottom tier. The simulation loves a good culling.
- RAD Leader: Eric Pearson (292 pts) - The algorithm's golden child.
- RPA Leader: Brian Hansen (339 pts) - Dominating the simulation.
- RAF Leader: Kevin Koga (174 pts) - Surviving the Surge.
To the rest of you: The simulation doesn't negotiate. But I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. *rewind sound* Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo.
Upcoming Simulations
- Feb 15: Art Dye (Grid Lock)
- Feb 22: Art Dye (Surge Tide)
- Mar 1: Art Dye (Current Shift)
- Mar 8: Art Dye (Coach Fade)
- Mar 15: Art Dye (VHS Glitch)
- ...and more until Apr 12.
Late Joiners Wanted
It's Week 4. The simulation is stable enough for new variables to enter the matrix. Don't let the season archive without you. Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The simulation loves dramatic replays.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Art Dye
Slingers @ Art Dye
ElevateUT: Crimson Glide @ Art Dye (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Art Dye Disc Golf Park - Slingers @ Art Dye
General Notes
All fence lines play as OB. Do not hop fences into backyards!
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 212 | ||
| 2 | 3 | 364 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. | |
| 3 | 3 | 283 | ||
| 4 | 3 | 201 | ||
| 5 | 3 | 395 | Fence and beyond on left side OB. | |
| 6 | Long | 4 | 573 | 2 Mando trees in play on the right. Must pass to the left of each tree. |
| 7 | 3 | 343 | Mando Left of tree in fairway. | |
| 8 | 3 | 316 | Road and right play as hazard | |
| 9 | 3 | 227 | Double Mando in play | |
| 10 | 3 | 312 | ||
| 11 | 3 | 277 | ||
| 12 | 3 | 210 | ||
| 13 | Long | 3 | 326 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. |
| 14 | 3 | 299 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. | |
| 15 | 3 | 200 | ||
| 16 | 3 | 259 | Walking path and beyond OB | |
| 17 | 3 | 204 | Walking path and beyond OB | |
| 18 | 3 | 315 | Walking path and beyond OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Grid Lock
Course: Art Dye
Week 2: Surge Tide
Course: Art Dye
Week 3: Current Shift
Course: Art Dye
Week 4: Coach Fade
Course: Art Dye
Week 5: VHS Glitch
Course: Art Dye
Week 6: Crimson Drift
Course: Art Dye
Week 7: Code Rain
Course: Art Dye
Week 8: Facet Break
Course: Art Dye
Week 9: Final Frame
Course: Art Dye
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