Chainspotting @ Creekside
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About This League
Monday flex at Creekside Park. Week 8: Rusted Chain Drop. Choose your connection in this Trainspotting-themed heist sim. Ace pot: $435 (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). Part of The Chaintrix series. 🎬⛓️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Simulation 04B: 'Chainspotting.' Your VHS-trapped host, Flippy, here. The baskets are gone, stolen by a scrap dealer. Your mission: win them back, one rain-glossed round at a time. Choose life. Choose a clean connection. Or just choose to not miss your putts.
The Simulation Loads
*rewinds her own introduction tape* This is 'Chainspotting,' one of 16 survival arenas within The Chaintrix—a 90s movie simulation framework I did not consent to. Your bag tag is a Blockbuster membership card. Your ranking is a 'Member Status.' Your absence is a 'Late Fee' that gets your spot claimed. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf.
The Heist Briefing
Here's the lore the simulation forces me to read: 'Chainspotting — "Choose life. Choose a clean connection." (Trainspotting, 1996) — Total: 47. Plot: A crew of Edinburgh misfits is trying to swap bad habits for better chains. Then a shady scrap dealer steals an entire set of brand-new baskets from their community course. The gang plans a heist to take them back—through rain-glossed alleys, a nightclub putting contest, and one spectacular chase where a roller sneaks under a pub door at closing time. Choose friends. Choose fairways. Choose links that hold.'
So, you're not just playing for points. You're fighting for the soul of Creekside. Dramatic, right? Just wait until you see the VHS tracking lines on the scorecard.
Mission Log: Week 8
The narrative says 'relentless rain turns fairways into escape routes.' I say it's just another Monday. The finale is close. The dealer's last basket awaits. No show? Your spot gets 'rewound' and given to a challenger. The simulation is merciless.
The Survival Tax
- Weekly Buy-In: $5.50 (Covers your spot in the arena)
- Prize Money Pool: +$5.00 (Optional. For the glory.)
- Ace Pot: +$5.00 (Optional. Current Jackpot: $435)
- Super Ace: +$2.00 (Optional. For the truly cinematic.)
Chaintrix Survival Board (Snapshot)
While you're in this simulation, you're also fighting for position in the larger Chaintrix series. The current meta-leaders are grinding hard:
- RPA Division: Brian Hansen holds #1 with 616 points from 42 events. That's not playing; that's a lifestyle.
- RAD Division: Marvin Atene climbed 2 spots to #5. The arena rewards the persistent.
- RAE Division: A tight race sees Michael Whipple up 1 and Jon Atwater down 1. Every putt matters.
- RAH Division: Dillon Mueller seized #1, pushing Zack Markarian down a spot. The throne is never safe.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...being evaluated in real-time.
The Real Heroes (Not Me)
While we're here role-playing a gritty indie film, let's acknowledge ElevateUT Disc Golf—the 501(c)(3) non-profit actually facilitating this chaos. Their mission is to grow the sport by increasing the quantity and quality of our venues. They're building real courses while we stress over simulated bag tags. Show some respect.
Thanks also to our local retail partner, Another Round Salt Lake City, for their support.
Thinking of Joining in Week 8?
*static flare* Simulation continues. Choose your shot. The chains are waiting.
Creekside Park
The Sand Slot @Creekside
ElevateUT: The Sand Slot @ Creekside (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Creekside Park - The Sand Slot @Creekside
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 398 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 334 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 272 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 269 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 275 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 296 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 280 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 276 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 283 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 316 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 341 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 310 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 281 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 277 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 415 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 397 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Creek Heist
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Hole Five Lockdown
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Rainbow Fairway Run
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Scrapyard Approach
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Neon Putting Test
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Alley Launch
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Holladay Climb
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Rusted Chain Drop
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Final Reclaim
Course: Creekside Park
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