adjusts headset Welcome back to the booth, where I am contractually obligated to report that Week 2 of the Brine Court league at River Bottoms Disc Golf Course, Wednesday, September 23, 2026, on the Yellows layout, drew a grand total of zero players — an attendance figure I have triple-checked against my clipboard and against my own slowly eroding will to narrate. After the momentum of Week 1, when the standings had actual names in them and the season felt like it was going somewhere, this week the fairways sat empty, the MVP Black Hole Portals caught nothing but wind off the Jordan River corridor, and the white OB stakes stood around like understudies waiting for a show that never opened — no scores, no payouts, no on-course moments, just a course doing its job and nobody doing theirs. I'll be straight with you, viewing audience: nobody from last week's card made it out, and I'm not going to invent heroes who weren't there, because the one thing I will not do is fabricate drama when the actual drama is that a disc golf league held an event and the grass won. The good news is Week 3 is already on the books, the league keeps rolling, and River Bottoms is sitting there in prime fall shape — mowed fairways, that golden late-September light, mountain views for days — just waiting for someone to show up and make my job harder in the way I actually enjoy, so bring a friend, bring a driver, bring your tolerance for my voice, and let's put some names back on this leaderboard where they belong.