adjusts headset Per the file I’m legally required to read aloud… Week 2 attendance: zero. The bubble sheet is blank, the radar logged a ghost, and not a single player materialized to confirm whether the baskets had, in fact, shifted. After the promising spark of Week 1, this feels like the Agency forgot to send the calendar memo—though I’ve filed that observation in triplicate already. I’m told players like <recent_players> were seen last week, but this week they’re redacted from the log. Still, the tape keeps rolling. Let’s see if the map updates before Week 3, or if I’m just narrating wind patterns again.