Donald Brewer: #50 Mystic Cogwheel

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Donald Brewer

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Division MA4
Events Played 4
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Donald Brewer
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Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille

Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Averaged a 872 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Mystic Cogwheel

#50

Origin Story

The Mystic Cogwheel was crafted by Eliza Wintergear herself, using ancient schematics discovered in the depths of TVille's oldest clocktower. Infused with magical runes and intricate engravings, it was designed to be the heart of the Great Clock, ensuring its precise operation and the balance of magic and machinery in the realm.

Properties

The Mystic Cogwheel is a large, intricately designed cogwheel made of enchanted brass. It emits a soft, pulsating glow, indicating the magical energy flowing through it. The cogwheel is nearly indestructible, capable of withstanding immense mechanical stress and magical interference. Its teeth are engraved with runes that enhance its magical properties, ensuring smooth and precise operation.

Role

The Mystic Cogwheel serves as the central component of the Great Clock, regulating the flow of magical energy throughout TVille. Its precise operation is crucial for maintaining the balance between magic and machinery, making it a key element in the restoration of the Great Clock and the stability of the realm.

Tag Details

League Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Pool The Engraved Gears
The Engraved Gears faction symbol

The Engraved Gears

A faction of engineers who believe the intricate beauty of gears holds the key to maintaining the balance of magic and machinery in TVille. They seek to restore the Great Clock and the harmony it symbolizes.

Faction Leader

Eliza Wintergear

Eliza is a master clockmaker who can repair any machine. She believes that by fixing the Great Clock, she can bring stability back to TVille and prevent the abuse of its magical power.

Members

176

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

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