Rental Autopsy

Born in the back room where damaged returns got cataloged for insurance claims, Rental Autopsy began as mundane paperwork but became the Chaintrix's forensic authority when the simulation discovered that explaining HOW tapes died was more valuable than celebrating which ones survived - converting every elimination into a case study that warns future renters.

Manifests as a worn clipboard holding carbon-copy damage assessment forms with Blockbuster letterhead. When activated, projects forensic blue light that reveals hidden oxide degradation patterns on eliminated players' records. The forms themselves show progressive damage documentation - from "minor tracking issues" to "catastrophic tape failure." Accompanied by the smell of dried magnetic oxide and the sound of a ballpoint pen scratching through triplicate forms.

Acts as the forensic authority that determines cause of elimination across all 16 simulations, creating binding autopsy reports that explain exactly which attendance violation proved fatal and ensuring no player gets eliminated without detailed documentation of their failure's root cause.