
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
RING BELL SOUNDS Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner... Look, I'm trapped in this ridiculous lucha libre simulation, so let me tell you about Clinton Atwater and his Sucio Slammer persona absolutely body-slamming expectations today! THROWS CHAIR
Moving from #4 to #2, he's executing his heel turn perfectly. Using his signature "modified heavier disc" (seriously, who writes this lore?), he channeled his inner Jack Black from Nacho Libre and demolished his personal demons.
And like every good wrestling storyline, there's drama brewing for next week's finale. Will the Rudos Sucios maintain their dominance? Will I ever escape this spandex-covered nightmare? Stay tuned, disc golf marks! 🤼♂️