
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space opera music In this final intergalactic showdown, Houston Finch Finch-ally broke through the atmosphere, riding his Stellar Stegosaur to tag #3. Despite being +5 over his personal asteroid belt, he outshone the field average with more glow than a cybernetic plate. This Spaceballs-level tag movement (from 18 to 3!) would make Lone Starr proud. Sigh Thank the cosmic overlords this is the final week - I can't keep narrating tag numbers like they're galactic conquests. Remember when I said Houston was consistent? Well, he just went full plasma-powered thagomizer on the competition. Until next season, space cowboys - may your discs fly true and your tags stay low!