ElevateUT Showdown Series
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Current Holder
Houston Finch
Stellar Stegosaur
Nova Brigade's Walking Cosmic Anvil
Tail-Swing Has No Discriminatory Mode
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Stellar Stegosaur was discovered on a remote asteroid belt, where it had been genetically engineered by an ancient alien civilization. The Wranglers, during one of their space expeditions, found the creature and managed to tame it using their advanced technology. Now, it serves as a formidable steed in the disc golf tournaments, known for its incredible strength and cosmic energy.
The Stellar Stegosaur is a massive dinosaur with glowing cybernetic plates along its back, powered by cosmic energy. Its tail is equipped with a plasma-powered thagomizer, capable of delivering devastating blows. The creature's skin is reinforced with nano-fibers, making it nearly impervious to damage. Its eyes glow with a star-like brilliance, giving it an otherworldly appearance.
In the world of space cowboys and disc golf tournaments, the Stellar Stegosaur serves as a powerful and reliable steed for the Wranglers. Its immense strength and cosmic energy make it a formidable competitor, often turning the tide in high-stakes matches. The creature is also a symbol of the Wranglers' resilience and determination, inspiring awe and fear in equal measure.
Tag Details
Nova Brigade
A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space opera music In this final intergalactic showdown, Houston Finch Finch-ally broke through the atmosphere, riding his Stellar Stegosaur to tag #3. Despite being +5 over his personal asteroid belt, he outshone the field average with more glow than a cybernetic plate. This Spaceballs-level tag movement (from 18 to 3!) would make Lone Starr proud. Sigh Thank the cosmic overlords this is the final week - I can't keep narrating tag numbers like they're galactic conquests. Remember when I said Houston was consistent? Well, he just went full plasma-powered thagomizer on the competition. Until next season, space cowboys - may your discs fly true and your tags stay low!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Y'all, Houston Finch just went full space cowboy on everyone, launching from #20 to snag the Stellar Stegosaur at #2! Like, Houston, we definitely don't have a problem here. 🚀
Look, I'm trapped in this cyber-rodeo nightmare where apparently dinosaurs have "plasma-powered thagomizers" now (who writes this stuff?), but even I have to admit - this performance was more impressive than Jeff Goldblum surviving dinosaurs in space would be.
Will our cosmic cowboy maintain control of their glowing cyber-steed? Can I escape this increasingly bizarre space-western fever dream? Stay tuned, partners! 🦕✨
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space cowboy music Houston Finch, our TikTok-dancing dino wrangler, just rode Stellar Stegosaur to a dino-mite performance. With glowing cybernetic plates and a plasma-powered thagomizer, this cosmic chain banger moved up 8 ranks. Clever girl. But seriously, why am I narrating this? The dino’s nano-fiber skin might be impervious, but my sanity isn’t. Houston, we have a problem... oh wait, no we don’t. This league is a cosmic joke. Yeehaw? More like yee-nah.