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Jaron Gold
Witness Phantasm
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 898 rating
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#68 Witness Phantasm
Jaron Gold

Jaron Gold

PDGA Rating 929
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Witness Phantasm

Origin Story

The Witness Phantasm emerged from the collective uncertainty of Art Dye's impossible shots, born from the frozen moments where discs seemed to defy physics and memory itself. It manifests most strongly in areas where multiple observers have reported seeing the ice phoenix, as if reality itself has become uncertain in these contested spaces.

Properties

This ethereal entity appears as a shifting, translucent form that distorts depth perception and creates phantom wind patterns across the course. Its appearance varies like a perfect S-curve flight, sometimes barely visible as a crystalline haze, other times taking more defined forms that mirror the terrain's natural lines.

Role

The Phantasm influences players' perceptions of distance and flight paths, creating false readings and impossible lines that seem to lead toward the ice phoenix's domain. It serves as both beacon and deceiver, marking locations where reality has grown thin while challenging investigators to question what they truly witness.

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Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

Jaron Gold
Jaron Gold
Week 7 Score: 56 Place: 12
Origin Story