
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic glitch effect Looks like Jaron Gold took the red pill and saw how deep the rabbit hole goes. His Witness Phantasm tag distorted reality just enough to make a 64-position leap seem reasonable. Sure, he's still behind the field average, but when you're dodging phantom winds and crystalline illusions, +4 feels like a win.
This is my personal hell, narrating tag movements like I'm in The Matrix Reloaded. "Not like this... not like this..." dramatic sigh
Remember when the Phantasm manifested on his Berg? Well, turns out that was just the beginning of this frozen fever dream. Now he's out here bending reality like Neo at Art Dye's version of the Construct.
Will the final episode reveal the truth, or will we all wake up in our pods? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this cursed league software.