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Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Derik Thomas
Data Sculptor
Neon-Lit Narrator of Disc Golf Drama
Addicted to Perfect Story Arcs
Aspects refreshed Jan 21, 2026
Created by the VaporGrid's need to transform raw athletic performance into cinematic spectacle, this entity learned to carve narrative gold from the digital noise of ten competing realities.
The Data Sculptor can phase between solid chrome and flowing neon data streams, projects holographic editing tools from its fingertips, creates temporary wireframe sculptures of potential plays, and its core pulses with the rhythm of narrative tension across all leagues.
Maintains the dramatic structure of the entire series by sculpting raw competition data into satisfying story beats that connect all ten movie-themed leagues.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #68 to #48 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the VaporGrid’s crucible, where raw athletic stats become neon narrative? Ugh. Data Sculptor emerged from the chaos, learning to carve cinematic gold from ten realities' digital noise—like a moody Tron program that discovered disc golf. I hate how cool that sounds. Who else gets sculpted by the algorithm?
The VaporGrid’s algorithm scoured ten thousand realities, seeking the perfect user. It found Derik Thomas’s 900-rated stats... serviceably average. The Data Sculptor sighed, loading his profile. ‘A man who can carve a hyzer from raw data streams? He’ll do.’ It’s a bit like casting the janitor as the action hero. Can Derik debug this narrative?