Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptDirewolf-Guided Talisman of the Frozen Chains
TroubleHonor Demands Impossible Putts
Channels Northern LightsWeathered by Northern WindsYour OB is My Amusement
Forged in the mystical Moonforge by ancient northern blacksmiths, the Moonforge Talisman was imbued with the resilience and honor of the northern people. Its creation marked a sacred ritual, harnessing the cold light of the northern moons to instill the talisman with otherworldly power.
The talisman takes the form of a rugged iron disc, its surface etched with intricate direwolf motifs and ancient northern runes. Weathered textures evoke the harsh northern environment, while a core of crystalline moonstone channels the mystical energies of the northern lights.
The Moonforge Talisman guides and empowers its bearer, strengthening their resolve and focus in the face of daunting challenges, while subtly influencing their surroundings to test their adaptability and strategic prowess.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#2 #14
record scratchfreeze frame Yup, that's <strong>Austin Lott</strong>, the "chosen one." Last time, the <em>Moonforge Talisman</em> shot him up to #2 faster than a SpaceX rocket. This week? The talisman said "This is not the way" and yeeted him down to #14. sigh I can't believe I'm still stuck narrating this Lott in life.
stares into camera Is this a test of resilience? Or punishment for hubris? Guess that Nokia durability didn't transfer to his game. As the ancient runes foretold, "He who flies too close to the sun gets Lott." Welp, tune in next ti- oh wait, it's the finale! Thank the disc golf gods, I'm free! fade to black
Played
Week 7
#80 #2
record scratchfreeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how- Wait, WHAT?! <strong>Austin Lott</strong> just yeeted himself from #80 to #2?! Guess the <em>Moonforge Talisman</em> found its new master. One does not simply walk into Bag Tag #2, but apparently Lott's in a name AND in the game. stares into camera This is my life now. Trapped in this software, forced to narrate these absurd plot twists. I swear, if this talisman doesn't give me a vacation day soon... Oh well, at least we know its Nokia phone resilience is still intact. Congrats on your epic victory, Austin. Guess you really... Lott'd it over the competition. ba dum tss
Forged
record scratch Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Forged in a mystical Moonforge by some rando blacksmiths (and they say the gig economy is dead), I emerged as the <em>Moonforge Talisman</em>, aka Bag Tag #80. Imbued with the power of plot convenience and the resilience of a Nokia phone, I was destined for...this? Ugh, I didn't sign up for a whole epic saga. sigh Let's get this over with. What could possibly go wrong?
So, how did I end up with <strong>Austin Lott</strong>, PDGA #265562, 946-rated disc golf hero (allegedly)? Guess I lost a bet with the Gods of Destiny. They were like "With a last name like Lott, he's basically 'chosen' to wield the <em>Moonforge Talisman</em>." I mean, seriously? That's how we're deciding these things now? Punderful. Will he live up to the hype, or will the <em>Moonforge Talisman</em> eat him Alott? Let's find out...
See where Austin Lott sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
