
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Austin Lott, the "chosen one." Last time, the Moonforge Talisman shot him up to #2 faster than a SpaceX rocket. This week? The talisman said "This is not the way" and yeeted him down to #14. sigh I can't believe I'm still stuck narrating this Lott in life.
stares into camera Is this a test of resilience? Or punishment for hubris? Guess that Nokia durability didn't transfer to his game. As the ancient runes foretold, "He who flies too close to the sun gets Lott." Welp, tune in next ti- oh wait, it's the finale! Thank the disc golf gods, I'm free! fade to black