
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Fernando Cortez just pulled off the ultimate winter heist, yeeting the Frostwhisper Lexicon from rank 15 to 3! 🥶 His performance was colder than Elsa's heart, decoding ancient secrets like he's Nicolas Cage in National Treasure: Winter Edition.
Look, I'm just software, but even I know this is more dramatic than my last update. The Winter Court's playing 4D chess while we're out here yeeting plastic.
With the final week upon us, Fernando's icy runes now read "Top 3 or bust." Will he crack this crystal conspiracy, or is he destined for Elsa's bargain bin? Stay frosty, folks! #FrozenOut #LexiconL #DiscGolfDrama 🥏❄️