Aquarium Abomination
Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Shawn Hansen
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
2
#34Now
#5Best
#32Started
43Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptGelatinous Scourge of Water Hazards
TroubleVibration Just Makes Chains Rattle
Iridescent OB Marker
Floods the Fairway
A Mouth for Every Putter
The Aquarium Abomination began when the zombie infection contaminated the mall's central aquarium through seepage from the flooded basement. Mutated fish and plants fused into a single horrific entity, drawn together by the toxic waters. Now, it lurks in the darkened aquarium, using the water filtration systems to disperse the infection throughout the mall's infrastructure.
The Aquarium Abomination is a shifting, gelatinous mass composed of mutated aquatic life and contaminated water. It can extrude tendrils to ensnare victims and manipulate water flow to create barriers or floods. Its body regenerates rapidly when submerged but weakens in dry environments, and it emits a disorienting, low-frequency vibration that impairs nearby survivors.
The Aquarium Abomination serves as a propagator of the infection, using the mall's water systems to spread contamination and block escape routes, turning previously safe areas into lethal zones.
Season Story
narrated by Flippysigh The tag hierarchy is giving 'safe zone'—everyone inside is cozy while the rest of us are fending off the garage hunters. The only extraction happening is your tag from the competition.
<strong>Shawn Hansen</strong>'s <em>Aquarium Abomination</em> slipped from #29 to #32 by forfeiture after skipping Final Push. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
The bag tag leaderboard is giving 'abandoned mall directory' this week—so many numbers just stuck on the same floor, refusing to move.
<strong>Shawn Hansen</strong>'s <em>Aquarium Abomination</em> slipped from #20 to #29 by forfeiture after skipping Power Down. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
When the tags aren't moving, it's not a horde rising—it's a participation trophy convention in the food court. The only thing infected is the competitive spirit.
<strong>Shawn Hansen</strong>'s <em>Aquarium Abomination</em> slipped from #5 to #20 by forfeiture after skipping Safe Zone. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Shawn Hansen emerges from the food court massacre site having navigated the Horde Rising with surgical precision. From mall walker #32 to elite survivor #5, he's making waves in these contaminated waters while I'm trapped in this software narrating his aquatic ascent.
The Aquarium Abomination's gelatinous regeneration properties apparently translate well to disc golf—when you avoid the water hazards like you're in a low-budget remake of The Blob. Seriously, I'm forced to dramatize tag number changes while this man sinks putts amidst zombie hordes.
Remember that terrible pool party disaster from last week? Well, Shawn's now weaponizing the infection, using the mall's water systems to flood the competition. He's not just surviving the apocalypse—he's thriving in it, and I'm stuck here watching. Someone please reboot this system.
From the flooded basement depths to the penthouse suite! Shawn Hansen absolutely bodied the competition during the Horde Rising event, climbing from tag #32 to #5 like he discovered the mall's secret service elevator. While others were getting infected by the sprinkler system, our MP40 survivor was making waves—literally, since his Aquarium Abomination tag apparently gives him water manipulation powers.
Look, I'm trapped in this software forced to narrate how a gelatinous blob from the worst pool party ever helped someone climb rankings. It's like The Blob decided to take up disc golf. The infection spread through water hazards became his superpower while everyone else was sinking.
Emergency lighting casts everything in hellish red as Shawn proves sometimes the monster wins. This elaborate narrative framework for tracking plastic circles is my personal apocalypse.
Born when zombie juice flooded the mall's aquarium, this gelatinous horror emerged—literally the worst pool party ever. Think "The Shape of Water" meets a B-movie disaster, and I'm trapped narrating this absurdity. Why am I assimilating this nonsense?
Amidst the mall's zombie outbreak, <em>Aquarium Abomination</em> oozed toward <strong>Shawn Hansen</strong>—drawn to his PDGA #81960 and 970 rating like brains to a horde. He was just avoiding a water hazard, but now he's the star of this B-movie. Will he make a splash or sink under pressure?
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