
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset with exaggerated sigh
Oh great, another "mysterious origin" to narrate... So apparently Janitor Jynx spawned when some minimum-wage hero found a cursed mop bucket in the flooded Hot Topic basement. Because OF COURSE the apocalypse starts with retail worker drama! Now it's got supernatural Swiffer powers and a serious attitude about mall hygiene. Very "The Shining" meets "Paul Blart." Will this custodial chaos actually clean up the competition?
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So Britain Best stumbled into the cursed janitor's closet after his 939-rated precision accidentally ricocheted off seventeen mall fixtures. The Janitor Jynx sensed a kindred spirit - someone who knows how to clean up messy rounds! His PDGA credentials practically glowed in the fluorescent buzz. Will this Brit's "best" efforts actually sweep the competition, or just mop the floor with his own scorecard?