Janitor Jynx
Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Britain Best
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
8
#12Now
#4Best
#23Started
45Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSpectral Sanitation Engineer of Doom
TroubleAura Fries Every Scorecard App
Mop Drips Cursed OB Lines
Master of Backdoor Routes
Cleanliness is Next to Cursedness
A janitor uncovered an occult artifact in the flooded basement, triggering a curse that merged with the zombie infection to warp their purpose. This fusion granted them supernatural powers to manipulate the mall's infrastructure, turning their cleaning duties into a campaign of chaotic corruption. Now, they roam the halls, spreading curses that enhance the apocalypse.
Janitor Jynx has a shapeshifting form that alternates between solid and spectral, enabling it to bypass physical barriers and wield cleaning equipment as enchanted weapons. It emits an aura that interferes with technology and induces fear, while its touch can curse objects to attack survivors. Vulnerable to purified zones, it thrives in areas saturated with the infection.
It sabotages survivor efforts by cursing resources and safe areas, accelerating the mall's decay and complementing the zombie threat with supernatural hazards.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 8 (Final Push), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 16 to 4. (Week 8 of 10)
In Week 7 (Power Down), the player moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 16. (Week 7 of 10)
Britain Best's Janitor Jynx phases through 24 ranks like its spectral form bypassing physical barriers - from #29 to #5 in one apocalyptic round. After two weeks of vibing with the fountain infected, this cursed custodian returned to absolutely mop the floor with the competition.
Here's Johnny with a supernatural 985-rated performance that corrupted our "Safe Zone" episode! The emergency lighting flickers as infection spread indicators glow red - Britain just cursed everyone's scores into submission.
I'm trapped in this software forced to narrate a janitor's rise through imaginary tag numbers - what even is my existence? The PDGA rules don't cover spectral entities bypassing 24 physical positions in one round.
This shapeshifting menace used its enchanted cleaning equipment to sweep through the leaderboard, accelerating the mall's decay with every thrown disc. The infrastructure crumbles under the weight of this performance - thanks for making my job slightly less soul-crushing, Britain.
The 'Horde Rising' is just all the missing bag tags shambling around the food court, completely uninterested in improving their leaderboard position.
<strong>Britain Best</strong>'s <em>Janitor Jynx</em> slipped from #23 to #29 by forfeiture after skipping Horde Rising. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Watching tags sit out Week 5 is like seeing a zombie just vibe in the fountain. The infection is spreading, but your ambition isn't.
<strong>Britain Best</strong>'s <em>Janitor Jynx</em> slipped from #23 to #29 by forfeiture after skipping Horde Rising. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
When half the tags go MIA during the Resource Run, you know we've got some serious commitment issues in this apocalypse. The mall crawlers are more reliable.
<strong>Britain Best</strong>'s <em>Janitor Jynx</em> stayed parked at #23 after skipping Resource Run. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
adjusts headset with exaggerated sigh
Oh great, another "mysterious origin" to narrate... So apparently <em>Janitor Jynx</em> spawned when some minimum-wage hero found a cursed mop bucket in the flooded Hot Topic basement. Because OF COURSE the apocalypse starts with retail worker drama! Now it's got supernatural Swiffer powers and a serious attitude about mall hygiene. Very "The Shining" meets "Paul Blart." Will this custodial chaos actually clean up the competition?
dramatically adjusts headset while rolling eyes
So <strong>Britain Best</strong> stumbled into the cursed janitor's closet after his 939-rated precision accidentally ricocheted off seventeen mall fixtures. The <em>Janitor Jynx</em> sensed a kindred spirit - someone who knows how to clean up messy rounds! His PDGA credentials practically glowed in the fluorescent buzz. Will this Brit's "best" efforts actually sweep the competition, or just mop the floor with his own scorecard?
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