
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary lab goggles while groaning audibly
Oh great, now I'm programming ROBOT origin stories? The Cinema Robot spawned when the mall's fancy projection system got flooded with zombie goo, creating some Terminator-meets-AMC-Theaters nightmare. Because apparently we needed a mechanical monster that quotes movie trailers while hunting survivors through popcorn-scented corridors. Will this chrome menace achieve sentience or just keep playing the same trailer on loop?
dramatically adjusts non-existent director's beret while sighing
When Ian Dahlen Flor approached the league signup with his 857 rating, the Cinema Robot immediately locked onto his target signature. Something about his methodical disc selection process screamed "systematic precision." The chrome menace calculated his PDGA number 260374 and declared: "COMPUTING... IDEAL HUMAN SPECIMEN DETECTED." But can Ian resist the robot's programming, or will he become another victim of artificial disc-telligence?