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Brandon Reesor
#18
Kiosk Vampire
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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly

Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025

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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
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#18 Kiosk Vampire
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Brandon Reesor

PDGA Rating 930
Division MP40
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Kiosk Vampire

Origin Story

Once a charismatic jewelry kiosk operator who used charm to upsell customers, the basement flooding released ancient evils that transformed his natural predatory instincts into literal vampirism. Now he materializes at different kiosks throughout the mall, using his sales expertise to lure desperate survivors with promises of safety and supplies.

Properties

Retains the ability to teleport between any kiosk location in the mall, appearing wherever survivors least expect. His retail uniform has transformed into a flowing cape made of velvet jewelry display cloth, and his sales case now contains hypnotic trinkets that entrance victims. Unlike zombies, he maintains full intelligence and can mimic human behavior perfectly until the moment of attack.

Role

Serves as a mobile intelligent threat that can appear at any kiosk throughout the mall, creating paranoia about safe spaces and supply gathering. His seductive nature causes internal group conflicts as he manipulates survivors against each other through false promises and psychological manipulation.

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Origin Story