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PJ Lenz
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Fountain Fiend
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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly

Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025

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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
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#17 Fountain Fiend
PJ Lenz

PJ Lenz

PDGA Rating 971
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Fountain Fiend

Origin Story

When the basement flooding first began, something ancient and malevolent was disturbed in the underground pipes, following the water system upward to claim the mall's central fountain as its earthly throne. The demon's corruption turned the decorative water feature into a portal of evil, using the fountain's prominence to spread its influence throughout every connected pipe, sprinkler, and drain in the complex.

Properties

The Fountain Fiend possesses the ability to corrupt any water within the mall, turning pipes into conduits of infection and transforming peaceful water sounds into demonic whispers that drive survivors toward madness. Its presence causes the fountain to bubble with unholy energy, while its supernatural influence accelerates zombie mutations in anyone who comes near the contaminated water. The demon can manifest physically through water vapor and steam, creating dramatic horror movie moments where it appears from seemingly empty air.

Role

The Fountain Fiend serves as the supernatural mastermind behind the mall's corruption, using its central fountain position to coordinate zombie movements and spread infection through the building's water infrastructure. It represents the escalation from mere zombie outbreak to demonic apocalypse, forcing survivors to confront supernatural evil beyond simple undead threats.

Tag Details

League Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
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Tag History

Origin Story
2 days ago