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Guy McAtee
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Department Devourer
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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly

Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025

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#14 Department Devourer
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Guy McAtee

PDGA Rating 953
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Department Devourer

Origin Story

Born in the contaminated basement waters where cleaning chemicals mixed with dissolved merchandise and synthetic materials, the Department Devourer emerged as the infection spread upward into the retail floors. It began by absorbing abandoned shopping carts and scattered goods, but quickly developed an insatiable hunger for entire store infrastructures. Each department store it consumes adds to its mass and intelligence, making it a constantly evolving threat that knows every product, every layout, every secret of commercial retail.

Properties

The Department Devourer appears as a massive, undulating mass of fused retail elements - mannequin limbs writhe alongside clothing racks, cash registers pulse like organs, and store signage flickers with corrupted electrical impulses throughout its body. It moves by dissolving walls and floors with acidic secretions, then absorbing the dissolved materials to grow larger and more complex. The entity can split portions of itself to simultaneously consume multiple stores, coordinating its feeding through a network of integrated security cameras and PA systems that have become part of its nervous system.

Role

The Department Devourer serves as the ultimate consumer, literally eating the retail infrastructure that survivors depend on for supplies and shelter. It forces constant territorial retreat as entire sections of the mall become uninhabitable, transforming familiar shopping areas into alien landscapes of fused commercial horror.

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