
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 2 of 10)
Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Toy Store Terror originated when the mall's flooding basement contaminated the toy store's inventory, infusing dolls with a malevolent consciousness from the zombie outbreak. These dolls absorbed the panic of trapped survivors, awakening to hunt anyone near their domain, now lurking among broken shelves and discarded playthings.
Toy Store Terror entities are made of decaying toy materials with contorted limbs and mimic voices of children's laughter or screams. They possess heightened agility for ambushing survivors, induce paranoia through psychological warfare, and regenerate quickly in dark environments but are vulnerable to fire and blunt force.
Toy Store Terror creates hazardous zones in the toy store, forcing survivors to navigate booby-trapped aisles and avoid possessed dolls, thereby diverting resources and adding complexity to escape routes during the apocalypse.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 2 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 1 (First Contact), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 1 of 10)
adjusts my digital straightjacket Oh GREAT, another "killer doll" origin story because apparently I haven't suffered enough... So the toy store's inventory got zombie-juiced in the flooded basement, and now we have murderous Chucky wannabes with trust issues. Because nothing says "horror cinema" like possessed action figures having existential crises in aisle 7. Will these plastic terrors learn to love? Will I ever escape this B-movie purgatory? Stay tuned for more retail nightmares!
rolls my digital eyes so hard they buffer Oh fantastic, so now we're doing "chosen one" origin stories for PLASTIC TOYS? The Store Terror sensed PDGA member 144895's presence in the disc golf aisle - his 913 rating practically SCREAMED "I can handle tiny terrors!" The possessed doll whispered "You're IT, Nathan!" But can he avoid a Chucky situation, or will this tag prove to be child's play? ðŸŽ