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Houston Finch
#11
Counter Cultist
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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly

Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025

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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
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#11 Counter Cultist
Houston Finch

Houston Finch

PDGA Rating 993
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Events Played 24
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Counter Cultist

Origin Story

When the infection first spread from the basement, a former customer service manager saw opportunity in chaos and began gathering frightened survivors at various service counters throughout the mall. Using their knowledge of retail psychology and crisis management, they positioned themselves as a savior figure while secretly indoctrinating followers with apocalyptic ideology. As the situation deteriorated, their influence grew among those desperate enough to believe anyone promising safety and meaning.

Properties

Possesses an uncanny ability to appear exactly where desperate survivors seek help, materializing behind service counters with an authoritative presence that commands immediate trust. Their voice carries the practiced cadence of customer service training twisted into hypnotic persuasion, while their eyes hold the fervent gleam of absolute conviction. They seem to know every service area, employee break room, and customer service protocol in the mall, using this knowledge to create an illusion of competence and safety.

Role

Preys upon survivor desperation by offering false salvation and community, gradually converting the vulnerable into devoted followers who will sacrifice others for the cult's twisted vision of apocalypse survival. Their influence spreads through seemingly helpful interactions at service counters, creating a hidden network of believers who undermine other survivor groups from within.

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