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Clayton Strayer
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Parking Psycho
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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly

Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025

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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
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#10 Parking Psycho
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Clayton Strayer

PDGA Rating 936
Division MA1
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Parking Psycho

Origin Story

Once the mall's head parking attendant, this individual's obsessive need for control over 'his' garage escalated into violent confrontations with customers who violated parking rules. When the zombie outbreak began, he saw it as the perfect opportunity to enforce his twisted vision of order, using his master keys and security access to trap survivors in a automotive maze of terror.

Properties

Retains full human intelligence and cunning, making calculated decisions to maximize psychological terror rather than quick kills. Possesses master keys to every vehicle in the garage, intimate knowledge of all security camera blind spots, and access to the parking structure's lighting and alarm systems. Armed with tire irons, jumper cables, and other automotive tools repurposed as torture implements, he can manipulate car alarms and headlights to create disorienting sensory attacks.

Role

Serves as the gatekeeper of escape, systematically sabotaging vehicles and hunting survivors who attempt to flee the mall through the parking garage. His presence forces desperate survivors back into the zombie-infested mall interior, escalating the overall horror by proving that human evil can be more calculating and cruel than mindless undead.

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