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Kieran Buhler
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Directory Demon
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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly

Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025

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Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
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#9 Directory Demon
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Kieran Buhler

PDGA Rating 874
Division MA2
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Directory Demon

Origin Story

When the contaminated basement waters first surged through the mall's electrical systems, they created a breach between dimensions at the central information kiosk. A malevolent entity slipped through, possessing every directory, map, and navigation sign throughout the complex. Now it feeds on the confusion and desperation of lost survivors, growing stronger with each misdirection.

Properties

The Directory Demon exists as a distributed consciousness inhabiting every piece of wayfinding infrastructure in the mall, from digital kiosks to printed maps to emergency exit signs. It can alter text and symbols in real-time, create phantom store locations, and make corridors appear to lead somewhere they don't. Its presence causes electronic displays to flicker with subliminal messages and static, while printed materials writhe and shift when observed directly. The demon's influence extends through Wi-Fi networks and emergency broadcast systems, corrupting any attempt at electronic communication or GPS navigation within the mall complex.

Role

The Directory Demon serves as the mall's malevolent navigator, ensuring that no survivor can find safe passage or locate essential resources when needed most. It orchestrates elaborate psychological campaigns, directing victims toward zombie-infested areas while making safe zones appear unreachable or nonexistent.

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