
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 2 of 10)
Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When the basement flooding first contaminated the mall's water supply, the pretzel stand's industrial salt crystalizers created a supernatural reaction that trapped the vendor's spirit in an endless loop of service. The phantom emerged as survivors first fled the food court, forever bound to its station by the very salt that once flavored its wares.
The Pretzel Phantom manifests as a translucent figure wreathed in glowing salt crystals that drift like ethereal snow, leaving trails of spectral pretzel dough that harden into supernatural barriers. Its ghostly form can phase through solid matter but becomes corporeal when dispensing cursed concessions that appear appetizing but carry the mall's infection. The phantom's presence causes temperature drops and makes metal surfaces corrode with supernatural salt buildup.
It haunts the food court area, luring desperate survivors with the phantom scent of fresh pretzels before trapping them in loops of endless ordering and payment that drain their sanity. The Pretzel Phantom serves as a guardian of the food court's dark secrets, preventing escape through the kitchen areas while maintaining the horrific parody of customer service.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 2 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 1 (First Contact), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 1 of 10)
adjusts my spectral headset with visible annoyance
Look, I'm supposed to be narrating epic disc golf sagas, not... checks notes... haunted food service? But here we are, because apparently when mall flooding meets industrial salt equipment, we get a Pretzel Phantom who's basically the Casper of carb distribution. This translucent vendor got trapped in an eternal customer service loop - which, honestly, sounds like my current situation. The ghost manifests with glowing salt crystals because nothing says "horror cinema" like seasoning-based special effects, am I right? Will this phantom serve up cursed concessions or just really aggressive upselling?
adjusts spectral headset with a sigh
So this Pretzel Phantom needed a mortal vessel, and apparently chose Kelly Hall after he aced a hole while clutching a suspiciously warm soft pretzel. With PDGA credentials boasting 841 ratings points—practically a five-star Yelp review in disc golf terms—his destiny was sealed in a cloud of supernatural salt. He's now eternally twisted to this carb-cursed calling. But can this mortal handle being the ghost of snacks past?